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Some wholesome frat boys unite to find lost keys. | snarling-through-our-smiles once lost my keys at frat house. My drunk ass had actually walked home without them, pounded on my apartment door, gotten let by my rightfully- disgruntled roommate, and proceeded pass out on couch. Apparently puked toilet before passing out do not remember this part next morning schlepped back frat house stood there, right front front door. This novel experience l'd never been at frat house broad daylight before.

Tumblr Story: Wholesome Frat Boys Unite To Find Lost Keys

A collection of relatable and humorous marriage tweets. | Josh @iwearaonesie Follow wife forgot turn TV off last night [flashback leaving on so dog could finish watching Air Bud No didn't 4:15 PM 25 Jul 2016 6 17 622 V 1,252

Relatable, Hilarious, And Totally Random Marriage Tweets

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jokes and memes that aren't factually accurate but are technically correct | infinite love art @artinfinitelove T ordered meditation book Amazon and every page just says inhale and exhale GUIDED MEDITATION BEGINNERS | real cat next to CAT brand shoes

25 Technically Correct Moments That Are Absolutely Not Wrong

A regional director doesn't understand how a computer reboot works, so IT enlightens them. | r/talesfromtechsupport Join u/Oricu 1y shut computer down every single night Long Whenever user puts ticket about their computer being slow first thing do is check uptime. Nine times out ten, there's system uptime (on Windows 7 at well over 40 days and reboot clears up all their problems. Occasionally user argues about this and today one those days.

Regional Director Doesn't Understand Computer Reboot, IT Patiently Enlightens Them

Antiques Roadshow fail cringe man disappointed with appraisal

Old Man Immeasurably Disappointed By Appraisal At Antiques Roadshow

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Jurassic Park trailer with Pee-wee Herman as dinosaurs

Jurassic Park Trailer But Every Dinosaur Is Pee-wee Herman

funny video daughter pranking mother with mayonnaise diet

Daughter Tells Mom She's On All-Mayo Diet, Mom Flips

Boutique employee thinks they're touching bat, and then they learn otherwise. | r/tifu u/Tajinaddict 1d Join 1 12 11 S 13 21 TIFU by touching thought leaf M work at boutique sell clothes and perfume and candles kind stuff. So last week were rearranging racks sale and my boss tells move some pants around.

Bat Invades Boutique Store, Chaos Ensues

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funny tweets and tumblr jokes | Cemeterry F @daemonic3 So date talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much wasn't good idea Yeah well, hindsight is 1 | nerdgul average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces pineapple chunks. Cans pineapple come variety sizes most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning single pineapple generally won't fill up single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple can somewhere someone else has can has rest same pineapple.

Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems To Quote Later

Tumblr thread about bad customers, Karen gets silenced when one customer uses tip jar. | heatherleigh02 Had baby boomer front at Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she Blizzard EXPERT and there simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces her blizzard and she wanted complain whoever is charge She's going on and on with this teenager teenager is calmly explaining they make them all same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at teen.

Customer Weaponizes Tip Jar to Defeat Karen

A funny Tumblr thread on different texting tones based on generation people are born in. | averagefairy old people really need leam text accurately mood they're trying represent like my boss texted wondering my semester is over so she can start scheduling more hours and like my finals are done 15th! And she texts back "Yay fuck am supposed interpret besides passive aggressive runawaymarbles Someone needs do linguistic study on people over 50 and they use ellipsis s FASCINATING never know mood

Tumblr Users Explain Older Generations' Confusing Texts

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air conditioner making musical sounds drum solo

Broken Air Conditioner Plays Jazz Drum Solo

attempted thief gets hit with brick that he throws at car after it bounces off the window

Attempted Car Thief Gets Taste of Bouncing Brick

funny animal video crow raven annoying an owl

Socially Clueless Raven Relentlessly Annoys Snowy Owl

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people who regretted treating themselves | mozgw4 2 days ago 2 3 3 3 Thought never been on cruise want go on cruise now So booked 2 week Caribbean cruise suite, with wife. Who, on arrival, decided she didn't like anymore and spent 2 weeks avoiding so spent 2 weeks on my own on this bloody ship divorced now.

People Who Tried To Treat Themselves and Failed

Funny times James Fridman trolled people's photoshop requests | James Fridman Kelsey @icloud.com Hil! Can remove pole front Sure. couple at wedding and collapsed tent

Choice Photoshop Trolls From The Master James Fridman