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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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The Soul Draining Struggle Of Working Retail In 21 Tweets

The struggle is REAL in working retail. You tend to give up a part of yourself when you submit yourself to a place where carefully manufactured smiles, and howareyou eyes, and a stubborn (faked) optimism in the face of unruly customers who just want to be upset about something. These tweets capture the tough emotional rollercoaster that the retail/customer service grind can take you on. 

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Guy Makes Composite of Unpopular 2020 Candidates

Politics is hard and making decisions is harder. Wouldn't it be easy to just have one amalgamation of all the least popular candidates? Luckily, A.P. Joyce made composite images of all the long-shot candidates who polled lower than 1%. Be nice to Cront Blobson. Twitter wasn't.

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Parents on Twitter Are Not Happy Having Their Kids at Home for Spring Break

School is important to develop a child's mind, but more importantly it keeps them out of the house for most of the day. Grade-school aged kids rejoice for a week off while their parents struggle over having to spend time with their offspring. For some reflections on the pitfalls of family life, check out these 30 funny marriage tweets to let you know you're not alone.

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25 Attempts That Veered Into a Heap of Failure

Sometimes you're trying to just do your job. Sometimes you're trying to seem smart or look good. Sometimes you're just trying to do the right thing. Sometimes you're not really trying that hard. Either way, life is full of attempts that constantly get derailed and end up in Failure-Town. For more, check out these 21 failed attempts that deserve public ridicule.

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Children's Names for Things Are What You Need to Turn Your Day Around

What kids lack in vocabulary they make up for in creativity. And while they're not completely correct, they're definitely not inaccurate. So that helps. Enjoy your new words and watch out for poke trees and halloween eagles. For a big batch of funny tweets about parenting, check these out.

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29 Regretful People Share Their Cringe-Tastic Worst First Dates

First dates typically have some awkward moments, but these ones really take the cake and get it all over your clothes. So drink in these awkward moments and be glad for any social grace you already possess. Terrible dates like this happen all the time.

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Parallel Parking Standoff Is Next Level Petty

Reality is really beginning to feel like a parody of itself. @Mrhflrs documented a traffic dispute that tested the limits of human endurance. We don't doubt it was probably a primo parking spot, but jeez. Reminds us of this moronic traffic dispute that required police assistance.

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Twitter Bonds over the Stupidest Reasons Their Kids Had Meltdowns

Sure, a developing human is gonna have a hard time adjusting to the rigors of the world around them, but at a certain point, c'mon kid, you're having a full-on meltdown because your mom's not letting you eat dirt. Maybe she knows better than you about eating dirt. Here are more stupid reasons kids went insane.

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Brutal Twitter Thread Roasts Good-For-Nothing Newborn Babies

Babies have had it too good for too long. It's about time someone got in their small, round faces. @charlee_buns started the all-out tirade against the world's biggest freeloaders.

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28 Scottish Tweets That Are as Hilarious as They Are Confusing

We're huge fans of Scottish Twitter. We love the jokes, the stories, the indecipherable language, and the liberal use of four-letter words. It's all great. And if you want to see more of these gems, check them out right here.

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Woman Points out Hilarious Ignorance of Bathtub Tray Manufacturers

The people who make bathtub trays seem to be under the impression that the people who buy them are in search of a lifestyle of elegance. Sharon Su investigates this incredible phenomenon in the thread below. Also, it looks like they used the blue drink twice. Huh.

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Writer Lampoons DC Superheroes In Humorous Thread

Comic book writer Lilah Sturges wrote a lengthy thread pointing out a lot of the stupid things that make up the DC universe. In DC's defense, it's probably hard to write stories about the same characters for decades and decades without making a key part of their character laughably dumb.

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25 Wildly Unfortunate Moments That Filled People's Days with Suck

Our days are all hard enough without anything majorly wrong going on. So feel glad that you don't have to deal with what these people are dealing with. If you wanna see more images of disappointing disasters, then check these out.

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21 Stupid Jokes and Moments That Are Technically Not Wrong

Hey, it doesn't have to be high concept, earth shatteringly good points all the time. So here's some dumb puns and jokes that, when you don't think about em, are kind of sort of still correct. If you wanna see more dad-level jokes, then check them out here.

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14 Animals That Made People Wonder What God Was Thinking

The world we live in is inhabited by things that are so specific, weird and dangerous that it makes you wonder: what was the idea behind that one?  It's pretty clear that if some dude was just sitting in a chair trying to come up with animals, they would run out of good ideas pretty quickly. Here's a collection of funny tweets on the matter.

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Coworker's Epic Ranch Mishap Is The Restaurant Fail Of The Year

BorboaGrant's coworker accidentally let some ranch slip and got doused with the sauce. They even got the security footage to prove it. We say yes to this dress...ing.

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