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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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24 of 'Internet of Sh*t's' Technological Fails That Make Reality Seem Like a Crappy Dystopia

Would you like to pay for a subscription to drinking fountains? How about shoes that you have to charge? Internet of Shit highlights these disappointing marvels of technology and many more in what seems like a rapidly approaching dystopian future of awful products that simultaneously don't work and make life more inconvenient when they do work.

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29 Moments That Prove Kids Are Funny Creatures

Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good. 

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27 Funny Tweets About God Making Animals and Stuff

The natural world is so large and diverse that it inherently has a lot of room for jokes. That's why people have taken it upon themselves to wonder, what the hell would that room have been like when God made different plants and animals?

Take a look at more Funny Tweets here. 

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21 MiddleClassFancy Tweets and Memes That Might Feel Like a Personal Attack

MiddleClassFancy lives to make fun of every Chile's lovin', ranch eatin', office-joke makin' middle class person out there. So if you like mowing the lawn and enjoy the casual experience of eating at Olive Garden, get ready to be made fun of. We can't deny that one or two of these got us.

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Site Runs Article About How Hipsters Look Alike, Man Mistakenly Complains to Them for Using His Image

Editor Gideon Lichfield offered a wonderfully ironic complaint in regards to an article about the conformity of nonconformists. We couldn't have asked for some more solid irony. Are hipsters even still a thing? It's been like forever.

story about a hipster misidentifying himself in a stock photo
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30 Wedding Tweets and Memes to Get You Exhausted for Wedding Season

There's nothing quite like getting to see your friends get married. The person you've known for years has finally found someone they tolerate enough to spend the next (at least) few years of their life with. It's a good time. What's not a great time is being seated a crappy table with their estranged uber-religious cousins, waiting too long to buy a gift and having to buy them 80 dollar towels, and sweating through your only suit. Other than that though, good time. For funny tweets about what comes after, here are tweets about marriage that are too real.

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23 Amusing Tweets About the Struggle of Getting Some Sleep

Insomnia absolutely sucks. Even when you set time aside and do all the right things, here come the thoughts again. Thoughts like "How would I  go about constructing the world's largest sandwich" or "I gotta find Jeremy from 7th grade on facebook and tell him he was wrong about how many candy bars away the moon is." Anyway, here are jokes, tweets and thoughts people had about how hard it is to get some quality sleep around here.

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27 People Share the Funny and Embarrassing Things Their Parents Text Them

Texting is still something that older parents didn't grow up with, so naturally they're gonna make some mistakes. Also, they're parents, so what they choose to say isn't gonna be exactly what you wanted to hear either. Sometimes parents go savage but mostly they're just overbearing and bad with technology.

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The Trials And Tribulations Of McDonald's Problems In 19 Memes And Tweets

Working at McDonald's might subject you to the peak of customer service BS. The struggle is painfully real in these memes and tweets. You can just feel the frustration bubbling over in these moments. 

On a different note, but with McDonald's in mind, did you happen to see those dudes discover a hack for free McDonald's? If not check that out here. We can only imagine what kind of chaos that might've created in restaurants! 

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17 Moments of Failure That Prove Kids Are Stupid Idiots

Let's make no bones about it, kids are stupid as hell. They're mean, cruel idiots who screw up constantly. It's considered an insult to call an adult childish. If you knew anyone who acted like kids do, they'd be kicked out of your friend group immediately. I guess they're the future or something so we keep em around. For more kids being dumb, here are some completely stupid reasons kids had meltdowns.

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25 Hilarious Attempts that Missed Their Mark

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make other people be healthy. Sometimes you're trying to make a point. Sometimes you're just trying to look smart or cool. Every one of these attempts is an opportunity to fail and look dumb. And we're grateful for that. Here are more attempts that resulted in laughable failure.

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25 Salty Adults Share the Unjust Lies They Were Told as Kids

Some parents tell their kids lies to protect them from information that might hurt them. Some parents lie to their kids to avoid a tantrum or maybe they're just too tired to explain a complex problem. Then there's other parents who just lie to their kids to see how bad they can screw them up and laugh at the results. That's what our parents were like. For more, here are some of the funniest lies parents told their kids.

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27 Marriage Tweets to Laugh Your Mild Exasperation Away

While it seems unhealthy that marriage is a thing that is meant to be "tolerated," you'd be hard-pressed to find any married person that doesn't have a single humorous criticism about their relationship. Here are some all-to-real jokes people have found about themselves and their partner. For more, here are some marriage tweets that are too real.

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50 Shameless Individuals Share the Most Dad Thing They Did This Year

It's all about being proud of unnecessary projects, falling asleep during your shows, and fiscal responsibility. You don't even have to have kids to do some dad stuff. All you need is a fleeting sense of responsibility and a propensity for puns. Speaking of puns, check out these dad jokes that'll make you facepalm hard.

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27 Dumb and Amusing Moments That Are Technically Right

Put on your dad hat and prepare for some obvious and stupid puns. Some of our favorite jokes are the absolute most literal and dumb things that anyone could have possibly said. It makes us feel...smart I guess? They might be obvious, but they're technically not wrong. And we love to be technical, don't we? 

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A Spectacular Dump Of 32 Entertaining Tweets To Fuel Your Saturday Internet Surfing

This one's for all the folks out there cruising through their Saturday, with phone in hand, and just trying to get lost in what the Internet can churn up. This has all the makings of a terribly entertaining tweet dump. 

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