To 2023: We hope Karen gets fired.

If you have a question, ask someone else.

We've all messaged the wrong person before, but we haven't all messaged Carol!

Me in real life.

Twitter is a fun, hilarious, and completely one of a kind website to be on. Every day, people write the most unhinged tweets you've ever heard in order to try and be Twitter's “person of the day." It seems like each day, someone will write an innocuous tweet, which someone else will reply to, and will completely dunk on them. Then a bajillion people like the response tweet, and that's the recipe for a ratio.

How are we expected to just go back to work like this?

Buh-bye, logic.

It's hard being a horrible adult

‘I ain’t even own a washcloth before you'

Happy commiserating!

8 billion people in this world and there's still no customer service representative available!

Who hasn't been ghosted at this point?

We get it, Mondays suck.

Society is ready to go back to the bartering system at this point.

I hate to break it to all of you Pumpkin Spice people out there, but the end of fall is near!

You know dating apps are annoying when you feel the urge to tweet about them!