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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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21 Hilariously Moronic Times People Flipped English The Bird

You know what they meant to say, but the road that it takes to get there is long and full of failure. These types of mistakes aren't rare but boy does it make us feel smart to see someone make a small mistake that makes a world of difference on the back end.

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25 Unfortunate Events That Dried up People's Good Times

Life isn't without its tense failures and laughable blunders. It's a miracle that most of us can get through the day without something colossally stupid going on. Anyway, here are mistakes, failures and unforeseen foibles that derailed people's days. For more stuff like this, here's some more moments of misfortune and failure.

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Server Accidentally Serves $4500 Bottle, Restaurant Is Actually Cool About It

A UK steakhouse got some free publicity over the awesome fail of a server who mistakenly served a crazy expensive wine. Seems like a win to be the person who finished dinner and only afterwards realized they drank a bottle of wine that's worth a car. Seriously, each sip of that is worth like 200 dollars. Anyway, it seems like the restaurant was cool about the mistake, so that's nice.

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40 Uncommon Things That Will Make You Say "Thanks but That's a Lot of Internet"

At any given time, there's a lot of weird, creative, funny, dangerous and interesting stuff going on. And thanks to the internet we're able to document it and cram it into our noggins on the daily. For something weirder, here are a bunch of strange images that will make you say "that's enough internet for today."

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29 Times Earnest Attempts Gave Way to Laughable Failure

Whatever you're trying to do, whether it's make a good point, make someone happy, or even get a basketball down from somewhere, you will eventually run into failure. Here are times things didn't turn out quite as well as planned, or people could have at least tried a little harder. Check this out for more failed attempts that deserve public ridicule.

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27 Times Gordon Ramsay Got Furious at Other People's Food on Twitter

For the past few years, people have made a point of tweeting pictures of the food they made at Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay. Pretty typically, Gordon Ramsay responds with no-nonsense brutality. Some of these folks better be trolling, cause these meals are worth roasting. For more Gordon Ramsay food criticism, check these out.

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30 Funny Marriage Tweets to Let You Know That You're Not Alone

Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Girl's Bathroom Breakdown Interrupted by Another Messy Meltdown

@FabbihaAfrin was in the bathroom trying to collect herself when someone in the other stall was doing exactly the opposite. What you're witnessing is two simultaneous, yet very different kinds of bathroom breakdowns. Gotta say we've never seen someone's attempt to film themselves crying interrupted by such forceful pooping. Gotta love the exasperated eye roll. 

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25 Times Misfortune Got The Best Of People

There's something about seeing and hearing peoples stories of misfortune and disaster that is just so damn compelling. Whether it's the catharsis you get from avoiding such a hardship, or even some strange satisfaction from seeing your worst fears come true, we're drawn to look at other people's fails, mistakes and messes. Check out this for more times misfortune dried up people's good times.

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Avengers Getting Turned to Dust by Mean Tweets

If you think the Avengers movies get too much praise, then you might be interested in seeing the actors read abusive tweets! Some of these aren't even that funny, they're just, well mean. That said it is kinda cool that you can give stars you hate a piece of your mind? Probably? Check out more celebrities reading mean tweets here.

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Talladega Superspeedway Thread Exposes The Cornucopia Of Crap People Leave Behind

Keeping with tradition, The Talladega Superspeedway twitter account showed off all the stuff that was left behind after the Talladega Cup. Other then the post-apacolyptic vibe to it all, it looks like people had a pretty good time. There were chairs, tvs, and intimates of all kinds. Honestly it kind of looks like my old apartment.

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19 Witty but Stupid Jokes That Are Technically Correct

These jokes may be literal, obvious, and overly dad-tastic, but you can't say they're wrong. You might hate them, you might like them. Get on your boots and wade through. For more clever and stupid jokes that are also correct, check these out.

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The Soul Draining Struggle Of Working Retail In 21 Tweets

The struggle is REAL in working retail. You tend to give up a part of yourself when you submit yourself to a place where carefully manufactured smiles, and howareyou eyes, and a stubborn (faked) optimism in the face of unruly customers who just want to be upset about something. These tweets capture the tough emotional rollercoaster that the retail/customer service grind can take you on. 

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Guy Makes Composite of Unpopular 2020 Candidates

Politics is hard and making decisions is harder. Wouldn't it be easy to just have one amalgamation of all the least popular candidates? Luckily, A.P. Joyce made composite images of all the long-shot candidates who polled lower than 1%. Be nice to Cront Blobson. Twitter wasn't.

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