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30 Wedding Tweets and Memes to Get You Exhausted for Wedding Season

There's nothing quite like getting to see your friends get married. The person you've known for years has finally found someone they tolerate enough to spend the next (at least) few years of their life with. It's a good time. What's not a great time is being seated a crappy table with their estranged uber-religious cousins, waiting too long to buy a gift and having to buy them 80 dollar towels, and sweating through your only suit. Other than that though, good time. For funny tweets about what comes after, here are tweets about marriage that are too real.

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27 Dumb and Amusing Moments That Are Technically Right

Get on your dad hat and prepare for some obvious and stupid puns. Some of our favorite jokes are the absolute most literal and dumb thing that anyone could have possibly said. It makes us feel...smart i guess? They might be obvious, but they're not wrong. Here are some more jokes that are technically not wrong.

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17 Moments of Failure That Prove Kids Are Stupid Idiots

Let's make no bones about it, kids are stupid as hell. They're mean, cruel idiots who screw up constantly. It's considered an insult to call an adult childish. If you knew anyone who acted like kids do, they'd be kicked out of your friend group immediately. I guess they're the future or something so we keep em around. For more kids being dumb, here are some completely stupid reasons kids had meltdowns.

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A Spectacular Dump Of 32 Entertaining Tweets To Fuel Your Saturday Internet Surfing

This one's for all the folks out there cruising through their Saturday, with phone in hand, and just trying to get lost in what the Internet can churn up. This has all the makings of a terribly entertaining tweet dump. 

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25 Hilarious Attempts that Missed Their Mark

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make other people be healthy. Sometimes you're trying to make a point. Sometimes you're just trying to look smart or cool. Every one of these attempts is an opportunity to fail and look dumb. And we're grateful for that. Here are more attempts that resulted in laughable failure.

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27 Marriage Tweets to Laugh Your Mild Exasperation Away

While it seems unhealthy that marriage is a thing that is meant to be "tolerated," you'd be hard-pressed to find any married person that doesn't have a single humorous criticism about their relationship. Here are some all-to-real jokes people have found about themselves and their partner. For more, here are some marriage tweets that are too real.

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21 Hilariously Moronic Times People Flipped English The Bird

You know what they meant to say, but the road that it takes to get there is long and full of failure. These types of mistakes aren't rare but boy does it make us feel smart to see someone make a small mistake that makes a world of difference on the back end.

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25 Unfortunate Events That Dried up People's Good Times

Life isn't without its tense failures and laughable blunders. It's a miracle that most of us can get through the day without something colossally stupid going on. Anyway, here are mistakes, failures and unforeseen foibles that derailed people's days. For more stuff like this, here's some more moments of misfortune and failure.

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Server Accidentally Serves $4500 Bottle, Restaurant Is Actually Cool About It

A UK steakhouse got some free publicity over the awesome fail of a server who mistakenly served a crazy expensive wine. Seems like a win to be the person who finished dinner and only afterwards realized they drank a bottle of wine that's worth a car. Seriously, each sip of that is worth like 200 dollars. Anyway, it seems like the restaurant was cool about the mistake, so that's nice.

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40 Uncommon Things That Will Make You Say "Thanks but That's a Lot of Internet"

At any given time, there's a lot of weird, creative, funny, dangerous and interesting stuff going on. And thanks to the internet we're able to document it and cram it into our noggins on the daily. For something weirder, here are a bunch of strange images that will make you say "that's enough internet for today."

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29 Times Earnest Attempts Gave Way to Laughable Failure

Whatever you're trying to do, whether it's make a good point, make someone happy, or even get a basketball down from somewhere, you will eventually run into failure. Here are times things didn't turn out quite as well as planned, or people could have at least tried a little harder. Check this out for more failed attempts that deserve public ridicule.

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27 Times Gordon Ramsay Got Furious at Other People's Food on Twitter

For the past few years, people have made a point of tweeting pictures of the food they made at Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay. Pretty typically, Gordon Ramsay responds with no-nonsense brutality. Some of these folks better be trolling, cause these meals are worth roasting. For more Gordon Ramsay food criticism, check these out.

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30 Funny Marriage Tweets to Let You Know That You're Not Alone

Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Girl's Bathroom Breakdown Interrupted by Another Messy Meltdown

@FabbihaAfrin was in the bathroom trying to collect herself when someone in the other stall was doing exactly the opposite. What you're witnessing is two simultaneous, yet very different kinds of bathroom breakdowns. Gotta say we've never seen someone's attempt to film themselves crying interrupted by such forceful pooping. Gotta love the exasperated eye roll. 

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25 Times Misfortune Got The Best Of People

There's something about seeing and hearing peoples stories of misfortune and disaster that is just so damn compelling. Whether it's the catharsis you get from avoiding such a hardship, or even some strange satisfaction from seeing your worst fears come true, we're drawn to look at other people's fails, mistakes and messes. Check out this for more times misfortune dried up people's good times.

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