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Twitter Users Share The Normal Life Skills They're Useless At

@Jdesmondharris asked twitter users what regular life skills they totally suck at. We know from just looking around that tons of people are crap at parking, but some adults freely admit to still being bad at tying their shoes. Sure, you don't need to be able to tie your shoes to understand a nuclear reactor, but it would probably put your coworkers on edge to hear about it.

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14 All-Star Smash Mouth Memes That'll Have You Walkin' On The Sun

From their monster hits All Star, I'm a Believer or Walkin' on the Sun, to their hilarious Twitter account, it's hard to not love late-'90s legends Smash Mouth. In their honor, here are 14 memes that celebrate the band's absolute genius. We really hope you love them as much as we do.

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Dozens Of Mattresses Blowing Away In Wind Is Strangely Majestic

Robb Manes managed to get a video of a "Movie Night Under The Stars" that went sideways as a storm blew in. The oodles of air mattresses blown across this Denver field is a hypnotic sight to behold. So hypnotic in fact, that people on twitter decided to set music to what Robb dubbed the "mattress migration." If you like stuff being blow away by wind, check out these porta-potties that shot up like a rocket or this Turkish man who Mary Poppins'd on an umbrella.

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Gordon Ramsey Harshly Judges People's Crappy Food in 16 Images

We're pretty sure these people know what they're getting themselves into when they send pictures of food to Gordon Ramsay, a celebrity chef known for having high standards and being mean. Some even troll him by making food that's extra terrible, just to see what he'll say. That said we're in no place to judge, we don't even eat half as well as some of these attempts.

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23 Various Attempts That Metaphorically Faceplanted

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to fix a sidewalk. Sometimes you're just trying to get a point across, guilt-trip someone or seem cool online. Sometimes people are outright trying to be bullies. Life has its ways of making sure that all of these attempts see glorious failure. For more failed attempts, here are some failed attempts that deserve public ridicule.

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25 Relatable Tweets for Those Tolerating Marital Bliss

Man, people tweet about marriage a lot. Many people in this world are married, which means tons of people have a lot of the same thoughts and feelings about the blissful institution. Married people, and really anyone in a long term relationship, are likely to relate to the silly and dumb problems these people are putting up with on a daily basis.

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25 Funny Marriage Tweets That Hit Close to Home

They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.

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24 of 'Internet of Sh*t's' Technological Fails That Make Reality Seem Like a Crappy Dystopia

Would you like to pay for a subscription to drinking fountains? How about shoes that you have to charge? Internet of Shit highlights these disappointing marvels of technology and many more in what seems like a rapidly approaching dystopian future of awful products that simultaneously don't work and make life more inconvenient when they do work.

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29 Moments That Prove Kids Are Funny Creatures

Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good. 

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27 Funny Tweets About God Making Animals and Stuff

The natural world is so large and diverse that it inherently has a lot of room for jokes. That's why people have taken it upon themselves to wonder, what the hell would that room have been like when God made different plants and animals?

Take a look at more Funny Tweets here. 

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21 MiddleClassFancy Tweets and Memes That Might Feel Like a Personal Attack

MiddleClassFancy lives to make fun of every Chile's lovin', ranch eatin', office-joke makin' middle class person out there. So if you like mowing the lawn and enjoy the casual experience of eating at Olive Garden, get ready to be made fun of. We can't deny that one or two of these got us.

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Site Runs Article About How Hipsters Look Alike, Man Mistakenly Complains to Them for Using His Image

Editor Gideon Lichfield offered a wonderfully ironic complaint in regards to an article about the conformity of nonconformists. We couldn't have asked for some more solid irony. Are hipsters even still a thing? It's been like forever.

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30 Wedding Tweets and Memes to Get You Exhausted for Wedding Season

There's nothing quite like getting to see your friends get married. The person you've known for years has finally found someone they tolerate enough to spend the next (at least) few years of their life with. It's a good time. What's not a great time is being seated a crappy table with their estranged uber-religious cousins, waiting too long to buy a gift and having to buy them 80 dollar towels, and sweating through your only suit. Other than that though, good time. For funny tweets about what comes after, here are tweets about marriage that are too real.

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23 Amusing Tweets About the Struggle of Getting Some Sleep

Insomnia absolutely sucks. Even when you set time aside and do all the right things, here come the thoughts again. Thoughts like "How would I  go about constructing the world's largest sandwich" or "I gotta find Jeremy from 7th grade on facebook and tell him he was wrong about how many candy bars away the moon is." Anyway, here are jokes, tweets and thoughts people had about how hard it is to get some quality sleep around here.

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27 People Share the Funny and Embarrassing Things Their Parents Text Them

Texting is still something that older parents didn't grow up with, so naturally they're gonna make some mistakes. Also, they're parents, so what they choose to say isn't gonna be exactly what you wanted to hear either. Sometimes parents go savage but mostly they're just overbearing and bad with technology.

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The Trials And Tribulations Of McDonald's Problems In 19 Memes And Tweets

Working at McDonald's might subject you to the peak of customer service BS. The struggle is painfully real in these memes and tweets. You can just feel the frustration bubbling over in these moments. 

On a different note, but with McDonald's in mind, did you happen to see those dudes discover a hack for free McDonald's? If not check that out here. We can only imagine what kind of chaos that might've created in restaurants! 

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