funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Twitter Thread: Mentally Dealing with 6 Months of Global Crisis

For a lot of people, daily life doesn't look like how it used to, and it won't go back to normal tomorrow or the next day. Aisha Ahmad explains that part of getting through it is having a strategy to deal with that 6 month wall and learning how to adapt to a somehow stagnating but also everchanging reality. If it's worth anything, here are some wholesome memes.

Twitter thread 6 month wall of pandemic | Dr Aisha Ahmad @ProfAishaAhmad 6 month mark any sustained crisis is always difficult have all adjusted this "new normal but might now feel like running out steam. Yet, at best are only 1/3 way through this marathon can keep going? THREAD /x
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Fresh Batch Of Totally Random, Funny Tweets

We could all use a break from the stress-inducing headlines that are seemingly in a competition to be the most unsettling. These funny tweets are totally random, but also hilarious, and just entertaining enough to distract you from the madness of this dystopian time for a little while. 

A collection of totally random and funny tweets | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks
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Parents Tweeting the Weird Names Their Kids Call Things

Parents are fully aware that kids can be a real mixed bag. Sometimes kids are weird and dumb, and other times kids can be too smart for their own good. Here are tweets of parents who found their kids sayings for existing places and things that were either wildly inaccurate or strangely too accurate.

Tweets from parents about the strange and funny names their kids have for things | Broken Puppet @java_assassin My daughter just called cemetery person garden not even sure she thinks is happening there. 1:52 PM Jun 18, 2020 3K 663 people are Tweetin
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Awkward Moments Caught on Tweet

Sometimes we're not so good at making our intentions clear. Awkward moments happen, but that doesn't make it much easier to forgive ourselves for walking into a Subway and confidently asking for a Meatlab FruitLoop. For some more funny stuff, here are funny tweets to give tat day a boost.

awkwar stories and funny moments tweets | Calen @calen I am at food truck and this guy walks up and says have my usual and guy working says don't know who hell are.
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A Bushel of Funny Tweets to Savor

When it's not actively imploding all over itself, Twitter births some wildly creative, extremely dumb, and supremely clever jokes. Sometimes you need ridiculous musings in the form of tweets to give that day a boost. Are they often stupid? Yeah. Are they basically funny? Definitely. Heap some funny tweets onto that day.

funny tweets and jokes from twitter | Paul @bingowings 14 Fingers crossed 's hummus Hidden dip road sign
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Funny Tweets to Give that Day a Boost

Twitter can be a war zone of horrible takes and unsubstantiated arguments about things no one really cares about, but it's also cut with sweet, delectable jokes. For more odds and ends, here are some more funny tweets that hit the spot and some random funny Tumblr nuggets.

Funny twitter jokes | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks
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A Bounty of Funny Tweets to Heap onto that Day

Twitter is at times a bundle of arguments just screaming over each other, but mostly it's just people's weird and extremely specific thoughts, weird scenarios and random funny tweets bouncing into each other. For more thoughts and bits of internet, here are some strange and random bits of Tumblr gold.

Funny tweets | clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss Do sharks play harmonica like this or this harmonica pressed to a shark's mouth and to a shark's gills
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Funny Tweets That Hit The Spot

Every now and again Twitter is a place where actual funny observations and fails are shared, and it's not just a continuous stream of news headlines. In this case we have a fresh batch of Twitter funnies that we certainly got a kick out of. What's better than laughing at some of the best (or worst, depending on your look at it) the internet and social media has to offer by way of ridiculing people who really should choose their words more carefully... If you want even more funny tweets, then look no further.

A collection of funny tweets that kept us entertained | AJ Mendez Brooks Follow @AJBrooks Just bumped into mannequin said "sorry Then said "Oh thought were person Then realized still talking mannequin. 12:44 AM 24 Jan 2013 6 17 1,556 v 1,388
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Bad Stock Photos of People's Jobs Getting Roasted

As it turns out, it's hard to formulate a decent representation of a lab tech when all you have is a model and a few beakers of colored liquid. It's like everyone's job is a cartoon. For more funny an accurate criticism, here are people's questionable haircuts getting roasted as well as some hilariously precise rare insults.

Funny bad stock photos of people's jobs | shutterstock James Felton @JimMFelton "Hey space astronomer, where is space Space astronomer puts on his lab coat and adjusts his space safety goggles According my latest science, there is space | Kekskobold @c00kiekobold is very important look seductively shortly before hair and gloves get caught drill and cuttings get stuck eyes BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 7:22 PM- May 6, 2018 O 69 Q 27 people are talking about this
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Evidence that Kids are Bizarre and Dumb

Kids give people way too much proof that they're stupid and weird. They have completely irrational fears, make horrible choices and they're easily tricked. We know because we remember having irrational fears, making horrible choices and being tricked. They usually get better, but in the meantime here are moments that show kids are dumb and weird

Funny moments and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Bath mat $15 O Edmonton, AB Bath mat sale bought last week and my 1 year old is terrified | child playing video games with an adult but their controller is unplugged
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Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

Part of being in a long term relationship is knowing that there are some things that are better left unsaid. Married Life has a lot of ups and downs that inspire tweets and jokes, and heeding people's advice can prevent a future headache. So like, tell them everything they need to know of course, but don't get too creative with it.

Twitter users tell the secrets they don't tell their spouses about | Dawn Follow @thoughtfloss Which piece chicken fell on floor ThingsYouDont TellYourSpouse
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Twitter Users Share Their Memorable Bad Dates

A date can be a little like a deal in a mob movie. Both parties are skeptical of the other, but are still mutually invested in the interaction going well. Often you choose a public place with exits, so just in case things go pear-shaped and someone brings their mom, you've got a way out. Here are some Tinder dates that went south real fast as well as some awkward first dates.

Twitter users bad date stories | Ignoble Savage @drayzze 9h Replying millercycle and @bartandsoul Went back her place after dinner and drinks, started making out, made our way bedroom only hear cough closet, where her husband hiding with video camera. 274 47 Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_Is_Fab 6h GIF 4
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Ominous Positivity Gems Full Of Ominousness

These tweets are packed with ominous positivity. They keep things a bit darker and also try to be playful. You'll probably either love them or hate them. Such is the way with interpreting aggressive displays of optimism. 

Various tweets and images filled with ominous positivity | soracities who else is mood walk barefoot over moors blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish ur soul and wet leaves ur hair while wind blows moodily and dramatically? bumble-b-goode can all get mcdonalds afterwards soracities all deserve so yes absolutely. my treat | Dread Singles @hottestsingles ARE ENOUGH TEETH AND MEAT CLAWS AND DORSAL SPINES ARE ENOUGH HEART OR WHATEVER HAS TAKEN ITS PLACE NESTING CAGE RIBS ARE ENOUGH DARK AND GLORIOUS
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Memes about The Brutal Reality of Not Being 20 Anymore

Results of aging may vary, but take it from these people that hangovers are worse and dating can become a struggle. Oh, and protect your back. Here are some dad memes to keep dads going through these dark times.

Memes about the realities of aging | man screaming while a hurricane sandstorm approaches behind him | 40s People born 80s 's coming meme-generator.com
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Moments that Go to Show How Kids are Weird and Dumb

There's no question about it. Kids are bizarre and stupid people. They don't know how things work, can't pay attention, and are easy to trick. We know they're idiots because we were kids too, and we were idiots. They'll get stuck in trees, run into stuff and stare at the sun. It's not hard to prove that kids are weird and dumb.

Funny fails of kids doing strange and stupid things | teaboot playing volleyball gym with kids and this little boy got hit head and like "oh geez okay dude' and he just said 'Yeah real strong watch this' and punched himself face teaboot said be gentle with his brain and he told no really 's okay look' and had physically block him slamming his forehead into brick wall teaboot Superman's preschool teachers all deserved raises
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Tweets and Memes from the Quarantine

As the reality of COVID-19 spreads and the ever widening spheres of stay-at-home edicts change a veritable butt-load of people's lives, we're left with millions of people's thoughts about it, daily. Some people are wrestling with their newfound loneliness while others are preparing to make a whole lot of pasta. Here are some more coronavirus tweets from self-quarantine.

Tweets and memes about people's self quarantine | Well, old girl about have busiest month life INSTANT POT cooking utensils | Ryan Brooks @ryanbrooks bar my neighborhood is delivering entire liters their premixed margaritas 25 and get complimentary roll toilet paper with purchase and 's really starting feel like there are no rules anymore
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