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Guy Makes Composite of Unpopular 2020 Candidates

Politics is hard and making decisions is harder. Wouldn't it be easy to just have one amalgamation of all the least popular candidates? Luckily, A.P. Joyce made composite images of all the long-shot candidates who polled lower than 1%. Be nice to Cront Blobson. Twitter wasn't.

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25 Unfortunate Events That Dried up People's Good Times

Life isn't without its tense failures and laughable blunders. It's a miracle that most of us can get through the day without something colossally stupid going on. Anyway, here are mistakes, failures and unforeseen foibles that derailed people's days. For more stuff like this, here's some more moments of misfortune and failure.

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Parents on Twitter Are Not Happy Having Their Kids at Home for Spring Break

School is important to develop a child's mind, but more importantly it keeps them out of the house for most of the day. Grade-school aged kids rejoice for a week off while their parents struggle over having to spend time with their offspring. For some reflections on the pitfalls of family life, check out these 30 funny marriage tweets to let you know you're not alone.

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25 Attempts That Veered Into a Heap of Failure

Sometimes you're trying to just do your job. Sometimes you're trying to seem smart or look good. Sometimes you're just trying to do the right thing. Sometimes you're not really trying that hard. Either way, life is full of attempts that constantly get derailed and end up in Failure-Town. For more, check out these 21 failed attempts that deserve public ridicule.

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30 Funny Marriage Tweets to Let You Know That You're Not Alone

Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Girl's Bathroom Breakdown Interrupted by Another Messy Meltdown

@FabbihaAfrin was in the bathroom trying to collect herself when someone in the other stall was doing exactly the opposite. What you're witnessing is two simultaneous, yet very different kinds of bathroom breakdowns. Gotta say we've never seen someone's attempt to film themselves crying interrupted by such forceful pooping. Gotta love the exasperated eye roll. 

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The Trials And Tribulations Of McDonald's Problems In 19 Memes And Tweets

Working at McDonald's might subject you to the peak of customer service BS. The struggle is painfully real in these memes and tweets. You can just feel the frustration bubbling over in these moments. 

On a different note, but with McDonald's in mind, did you happen to see those dudes discover a hack for free McDonald's? If not check that out here. We can only imagine what kind of chaos that might've created in restaurants! 

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Children's Names for Things Are What You Need to Turn Your Day Around

What kids lack in vocabulary they make up for in creativity. And while they're not completely correct, they're definitely not inaccurate. So that helps. Enjoy your new words and watch out for poke trees and halloween eagles. For a big batch of funny tweets about parenting, check these out.

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29 Regretful People Share Their Cringe-Tastic Worst First Dates

First dates typically have some awkward moments, but these ones really take the cake and get it all over your clothes. So drink in these awkward moments and be glad for any social grace you already possess. Terrible dates like this happen all the time.

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Parallel Parking Standoff Is Next Level Petty

Reality is really beginning to feel like a parody of itself. @Mrhflrs documented a traffic dispute that tested the limits of human endurance. We don't doubt it was probably a primo parking spot, but jeez. Reminds us of this moronic traffic dispute that required police assistance.

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Twitter Bonds over the Stupidest Reasons Their Kids Had Meltdowns

Sure, a developing human is gonna have a hard time adjusting to the rigors of the world around them, but at a certain point, c'mon kid, you're having a full-on meltdown because your mom's not letting you eat dirt. Maybe she knows better than you about eating dirt. Here are more stupid reasons kids went insane.

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Brutal Twitter Thread Roasts Good-For-Nothing Newborn Babies

Babies have had it too good for too long. It's about time someone got in their small, round faces. @charlee_buns started the all-out tirade against the world's biggest freeloaders.

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Gordon Ramsey Harshly Judges People's Crappy Food in 16 Images

We're pretty sure these people know what they're getting themselves into when they send pictures of food to Gordon Ramsay, a celebrity chef known for having high standards and being mean. Some even troll him by making food that's extra terrible, just to see what he'll say. That said we're in no place to judge, we don't even eat half as well as some of these attempts.

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28 Scottish Tweets That Are as Hilarious as They Are Confusing

We're huge fans of Scottish Twitter. We love the jokes, the stories, the indecipherable language, and the liberal use of four-letter words. It's all great. And if you want to see more of these gems, check them out right here.

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Woman Points out Hilarious Ignorance of Bathtub Tray Manufacturers

The people who make bathtub trays seem to be under the impression that the people who buy them are in search of a lifestyle of elegance. Sharon Su investigates this incredible phenomenon in the thread below. Also, it looks like they used the blue drink twice. Huh.

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Writer Lampoons DC Superheroes In Humorous Thread

Comic book writer Lilah Sturges wrote a lengthy thread pointing out a lot of the stupid things that make up the DC universe. In DC's defense, it's probably hard to write stories about the same characters for decades and decades without making a key part of their character laughably dumb.

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