Fresh out of the internet.

Sparkly.

It's a mixed bag.

Get outta here, boredom.

Those best guesses can end up being quite risky.

Not fair.

The passion is on point.

Chortle away!

These Tumblr gems were the top of the week.

There's something out there.

We all fall through the cracks on one thing or another.

It actually happens in real life.

If they're not from France they're just sparkling gems.

The internet is a whirlwind of people's thoughts and fears about anything from the nature of reality to their own dwindling health. But sometimes, sometimes they'll get into the real meat of what it means to be human. That's weird errant thoughts about clown death, truly stupid but honest takes about windshield wipers, and discussions of the time Alice Cooper almost shot Elvis. It's those delectable funny tweets and tumblr gems that kick the day up a few notches.

Lucky kid.

Spice. Not even once.