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This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was a jerk for clapping back against his friend who said she was out of his league. He proceeded to meet that statement by telling her that she "wasn't that pretty." People seem to be of the opinion that everyone kind of sucks here. 

This is one of those stories we just hope is a work of fiction. Apparently this vegan got "white girl wasted" and proceeded to get tricked into eating chicken nuggets by her friends. So, she goes from 0 to 100 and takes "evidence" of their prank to the cops, to try and have them charged with "food tampering." Apparently they're potentially facing charges now. Uh, yeah you're a jerk. 

First of all, let's not deny that this is actually incredible. Usually people ask if they're jerks over something like their disowning their sister for marrying their bully, but damn, 3 feet of sub? Eating over half of a sandwich the height of a man is a tremendous feat that many of us wish we were capable of. That said, eating that much of a sandwich intended to feed a whole party is definitely a selfish move. He was sort of measured about his approach, but that wasn't enough to cover the fact that a whole lot of sandwich went missing.

This guy decided to live tweet his poor buddy's marriage falling apart in a blaze of glory. Turns out the guy had stopped gambling, but never said he'd stop for good. It was that detail alone that sent the conversation with his partner into a terrible downwards spiral. The devil is in the details, man. Buckle up and enjoy this emotional rollercoaster. It might be an oldie, but it is absolutely a goldie. 

Now THAT was a rollercoaster. The forgetful friend really inspired the panic when they shared that they left the mac and cheese at home, in the oven, with a dog there. Fortunately, said oven was left off. So a solid and ridiculous false alarm. 

This woman asked the people of Reddit if she was in the wrong for walking around her place bra-less, in front of her boyfriend's friend. Many people are expressing their opinion that she is in no way doing the wrong thing; and that in fact, it's her place, her boobs, her rules. 

This tumblr thread shows, with cute photo evidence, that other animals just seem to get along with capybaras. Not only are they shaped like friends, animal sanctuaries have also used them as sort of foster moms. If only everyone could be as chill as the worlds largest rodent. For another wholesome thing, here's a list of all the animals one tumblr's grandpa brought home.

This guy found himself quite shook after realizing what he read was in fact not a Harry Potter novel named "The Order Of The Phoenix", but instead some erotic fan fiction. To make matters even more grand in terms of the fail in this story; he didn't realize he'd mistakenly read Harry Potter fan fiction until he was already in the middle of a conversation with co-workers about it. Yikes. But also, amazing. 

Sounds like these guys found themselves in quite the unexpected, and hilariously awkward situation between friends. 

Break these razor sharp insults when you want to make friends, or lose friends this weekend. In all seriousness, these are pretty solid! People can churn up some serious meanness when they put their minds to it. 

Dark jokes are fun and awesome until the exact moment when they get too real. I guess the lesson here is to not fully assume that everyone's got the same background as you. Damn that's awkward. I guess they got a bit of a history lesson out of it. Here are more awkward cringe moments that keep people up at night.

Seems like an effective way for a kid to end a toxic friendship and get out of punishment Scott free. We weren't this malevolently spiteful or resourceful as kids. When we were 9 we were too busy figuring out if hitting each other with sticks was a good use of free time. For a story of classier dad revenge, check this out.

Life comes at you fast, and it's best to make the most of the time you have. If you're in your 20s, pay attention closely to what the wise 30-year olds have to say. If you're in your 30s, then who cares, you haven't even hit middl age yet. If you're older than that, you probably think all this is stupid. On a slightly lighter note, here's some funny things people regret that they said.

Just two dudes completely roasting the hell out of each other in a distinctively non-PC way. The back and forth here is what makes it. Sorta like this facebook thread that answered funny questions black people had about white people, it's good to see online conversations like this that don't spiral out of control.

We're big fans of the uncivil drama that breaks out between someone who wants stuff for free, especially when they're a huge ass about it. Apparently this one comes with some unsavory history. People have a habit of asking for free stuff and then being super rude when they're turned down, like these 15 selfish cheapskates who wanted everything for nothing.

People's reunions serve as sort of a life check-in to evaluate how well their old classmates did with life. Some people pull a total 180 after high school. Some people stay on their BS and end up doing exactly as you'd expect. If, for whatever reason your mind is still on high school, then here are some of people's cringiest high school moments.