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First of all, let's not deny that this is actually incredible. Usually people ask if they're jerks over something like their disowning their sister for marrying their bully, but damn, 3 feet of sub? Eating over half of a sandwich the height of a man is a tremendous feat that many of us wish we were capable of. That said, eating that much of a sandwich intended to feed a whole party is definitely a selfish move. He was sort of measured about his approach, but that wasn't enough to cover the fact that a whole lot of sandwich went missing.

Sounds like these guys found themselves in quite the unexpected, and hilariously awkward situation between friends. 

Break these razor sharp insults when you want to make friends, or lose friends this weekend. In all seriousness, these are pretty solid! People can churn up some serious meanness when they put their minds to it. 

Dark jokes are fun and awesome until the exact moment when they get too real. I guess the lesson here is to not fully assume that everyone's got the same background as you. Damn that's awkward. I guess they got a bit of a history lesson out of it. Here are more awkward cringe moments that keep people up at night.

Seems like an effective way for a kid to end a toxic friendship and get out of punishment Scott free. We weren't this malevolently spiteful or resourceful as kids. When we were 9 we were too busy figuring out if hitting each other with sticks was a good use of free time. For a story of classier dad revenge, check this out.

Life comes at you fast, and it's best to make the most of the time you have. If you're in your 20s, pay attention closely to what the wise 30-year olds have to say. If you're in your 30s, then who cares, you haven't even hit middl age yet. If you're older than that, you probably think all this is stupid. On a slightly lighter note, here's some funny things people regret that they said.

Just two dudes completely roasting the hell out of each other in a distinctively non-PC way. The back and forth here is what makes it. Sorta like this facebook thread that answered funny questions black people had about white people, it's good to see online conversations like this that don't spiral out of control.

We're big fans of the uncivil drama that breaks out between someone who wants stuff for free, especially when they're a huge ass about it. Apparently this one comes with some unsavory history. People have a habit of asking for free stuff and then being super rude when they're turned down, like these 15 selfish cheapskates who wanted everything for nothing.

People's reunions serve as sort of a life check-in to evaluate how well their old classmates did with life. Some people pull a total 180 after high school. Some people stay on their BS and end up doing exactly as you'd expect. If, for whatever reason your mind is still on high school, then here are some of people's cringiest high school moments.

People out there are falling prey to the lofty promises of Multi-Level Marketing Pyramid Schemes everyday. It could be a willful ignorance, a desire to take the bite out of the cake with money-promises filling, that's too good to be true; or some perverse motivation to knowingly f**k other people over. Who's to say. In this case, a woman helps out her old friend with some of her own firsthand knowledge on the "beauty product" she messages her about buying into. Good friends don't let other friends run around in pyramid schemes! 

Unfortunately, people walking around like they own the place is the least of these peoples' worries. It's the people who walk around their homes like it's a bus station that they really had to worry about. Anyway, be wary of fiends of friends and distant cousins. You may find a pile of hair in your couch. If you wanna get mad on behalf of more homeowners, then here are some more terrible guests.

There is a special kind of hell in this conversation. You better hope these people never put a bad wish on you, cause they had no trouble hatching up some truly evil purgatories. 

This young woman was paralyzed by despair when her dad passed away. She couldn't find it in herself to unpack her things, and settle into what she'd planned on as her new home. That's when her friends intervened before she had to do something like ask for help. They took it on themselves to help push her forwards, and the loving act that ensued is captured in this Twitter thread that will take you to the Feels Factory. 

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