friends

Goes without saying that men aren't encouraged to share their feelings. These moments are sometimes funny, sometimes awkward, and other times necessary. 

I get it, your house is your own private space and whatever rules you believe in apply inside. Sure, that's reasonable. Don't like me to swear inside your house? I won't. Don't want me to wear shoes inside your house? I'll leave them outside. But some of the things in these stories from Redditors are way beyond reasonable requests. I get that it's your house and children can be messy sometimes but... whoa. Take a chill pill and relax. Read on for some extremely weird and hilarious house rules some poor kids had to live with. 

A nice and innocent trip to Applebee's takes an absolutely catastrophic turn in this intensely dramatic tale of a marriage quite literally imploding. 

These guys are redefining friendship after they helped their buddy with his bowl of cereal at almost two in the morning.

Mad geniuses...

Make sure you turn down the speakers for this one...

Ignorance is bliss when it comes to the knee-buckling discovery that is a dear friend's darker, more absurd, innermost-kept secrets. No doubt these sobering realizations didn't fail to stir up a solid wave of instant regret, for the unfortunately newly educated friends. 

Look, when you clock into your work, it's not social hour, ok? I want to be hearing the clickity-clack of your keyboard, not the chitty-chat of human connection. Below you'll find an employee who thinks they can turn their job into a regular drawing room salon, and another who understands the value of a dollar. One will be getting a promotion. Try and guess which one.

Now, get back to work!