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Unfortunately, people walking around like they own the place is the least of these peoples' worries. It's the people who walk around their homes like it's a bus station that they really had to worry about. Anyway, be wary of fiends of friends and distant cousins. You may find a pile of hair in your couch. If you wanna get mad on behalf of more homeowners, then here are some more terrible guests.

There is a special kind of hell in this conversation. You better hope these people never put a bad wish on you, cause they had no trouble hatching up some truly evil purgatories. 

This young woman was paralyzed by despair when her dad passed away. She couldn't find it in herself to unpack her things, and settle into what she'd planned on as her new home. That's when her friends intervened before she had to do something like ask for help. They took it on themselves to help push her forwards, and the loving act that ensued is captured in this Twitter thread that will take you to the Feels Factory. 

Gene has tons of knowledge and a sweet collection of old stuff. He even hand-builds model ships! Gene is also totally down to show off his cool stuff and tell stories.

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

If these people had taken just an extra moment to think about what they were going to say, we wouldn't have all these wonderfully cringey stories.

You can't choose your neighbors. Some are delightfully weird, others can be horribly creepy. You have to accept what you're given, but you can rest in knowing that you're not alone. Here are some stories from AskReddit peeps who shared their weirdest neighbor stories, and some of them are really out there. Read on and prepare yourself for some extreme weirdness. 

Life long friendship here, folks! 

These compliments inspire more questions than answers. We're not even sure if half of them were even intended to make the recipient feel good. Either way, we hope you smell as fast as you think you do.

She wanted the perfect wedding. That is, a wedding completely out of her means, and an utter burden on her friends. There's being delusional and then there's THIS.

I think it's fair to say that we definitely all recognize this man. 

Who knew a story about having to poop at your friend's funeral could be this touching?

When you spend a lot of time around a small group of people, you start to develop...shall we say, eccentricities?