finance

This is accurate ENOUGH to be utterly terrifying. 

It's a wildly shallow world and some people (are smart enough to) play along. 

Some people will literally do ANYTHING for a few bucks. 

The Venmo news feed is a wildly entertaining place, rich in pettiness. 

Here's some nice sobering financial advice. Hooray. Thank you financial advice.

These people are recklessly cheap. What they might save in the way of actually paying for a damn dinner tab, they'll no doubt pay for in a bigger way further on down the road. 

Clear rent this month? How much Top Ramen we got stockpiled till the end of next pay period? These morbid little sentiments all ended up hitting way too close to home. 

Who could have known that when Yahoo Finance went to report on President-Elect, Donald Trump's plans to increase the size of the U.S. Navy, it would inspire such incendiary controversy. Albeit a complete mistake. But hey, a fail's a fail, and this one shot right to the top of 2017. So kudos to you Yahoo.