Turns out having someone else pay for a sizable chunk of your sh*t is quite the viable strategy. Check out the original article that got Twitter's blood boiling over here!
Who could have known that when Yahoo Finance went to report on President-Elect, Donald Trump's plans to increase the size of the U.S. Navy, it would inspire such incendiary controversy. Albeit a complete mistake. But hey, a fail's a fail, and this one shot right to the top of 2017. So kudos to you Yahoo.
Vain, whose real name is Paige A. Jennings, had been an intern at Lazard Asset Management for about seven months. Her twitter, @TheVeronicaVain, is full of gems, but this sums it up best:
I left finance because if I'm going to take it up the ass for a decade, I'd prefer to get in to a hall of fame for it.