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THIS is what the crazed and bloodthirsty fans paid for...

What better place to host a brawl of full-fledged insanity than a Walmart, right? 

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...

This whole smiling, grease-soaked mess was painfully avoidable...

That's NOT the spirit of Christmas....

Why does this ridiculous video feel something like the epitome of a late night NY deli style altercation. Things obviously escalate unnecessarily quickly, and before you know it, we have some poison ivy leaguer crying through his teeth while somehow wrestling the shirt off the old guy, who in case you missed it: "didn't come here looookin fuhhhh truuuble!". 

The young quesadilla-crazed idiot in question got into the fight after he grabbed a quesadilla, wouldn't pay for it, but hung around bugging the shop owner.