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Mike Tyson's the youngest heavyweight boxing champion in the world. He's conquered foes in the ring that a lot of the world couldn't even touch. He's risen to the top, fallen to that rock bottom; but he came out the other side of it, ready to close that chapter, and move forwards into a life freed from ego. Ego is the core of why he doesn't work out anymore. Tyson believes the moment he gets back into working out, is the moment he awakens that other side of himself, the Beast, if you will. It's fascinating and inspiring to listen to him explain. 

Someone get this shit on pay-per-view next time. That right hook is going places. 

Don't try this at home, kids. Broken windows happen. 

Last month, employees at a cannabis dispensary in Canada were forced to fight off would-be robbers who assaulted them with bear spray. This employee grabbed the first thing he could find, which ended up being a formidable bong.  It looks like he was ready to smoke those intruders before they ran off. None of the employees were seriously injured.

THIS is what the crazed and bloodthirsty fans paid for...

What better place to host a brawl of full-fledged insanity than a Walmart, right? 

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...

This whole smiling, grease-soaked mess was painfully avoidable...

That's NOT the spirit of Christmas....

Why does this ridiculous video feel something like the epitome of a late night NY deli style altercation. Things obviously escalate unnecessarily quickly, and before you know it, we have some poison ivy leaguer crying through his teeth while somehow wrestling the shirt off the old guy, who in case you missed it: "didn't come here looookin fuhhhh truuuble!". 

The young quesadilla-crazed idiot in question got into the fight after he grabbed a quesadilla, wouldn't pay for it, but hung around bugging the shop owner.

It's as if this terribly comical fight where literally nothing could land, skated right off a movie script: too ridiculous to be real life. These guys have some work to do on their brawling before they go to drop the gloves, next time. 

These two ladies let their tempers get the best of them, and proceeded to engage in outright chaos in the middle of the street.

This is a fight that was caught by a security camera in a parking garage.

A necessary sacrifice.