Anyone compelled to buy a product called the "knuckle blaster" is probably someone that isn't getting into any real fights any time soon, and this person reviewed the product with gusto and creativity. It feels good to find some creative weirdness where you wouldn't expect it, like these funny amazon reviews.
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Everyone deals with social distancing differently. Some people are spending more time over video chat with their families. Others are holed up watching documentaries about crazy private zoo owners. This guy, Brad, texted strangers offering to get in a fight. Here are a few of them.
so in bagel boss this morning, the misogynistic douchebag seen in the video was degrading almost all of the female staff as well as other patrons. fuck this guy. pic.twitter.com/LZh1Uk4UXZ
— liv 🥺 (@oliviabradley88) July 10, 2019
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This guy went in to a bagel store and proceeded to go off on the customers waiting around for their bagels. He's clearly had a tough go of the online dating app game, and thought it'd be an acceptable move to take his rage out on women and men around him. Not cool dude.
This meta text exchange is an update from the guy who posted this exchange online where he got in a row with a treasurer for a charity who couldn't comprehend a payment plan. It's a good case study in miscommunication and pretty dramatic read. Anyway, looks like she discovered his post and well, he responded in pretty typical fashion, including posting the ensuing conversation.
Weddings are a time ripe for emotional implosions. People get all kinds of worked up, and amidst all the passion, completely ridiculous and unforgettable fights can break out. This batch has some bad ones and some others that aren't the end of the world. If you didn't get your fill here, check out that time a Bridezilla went complete batshit on her wedding guest invitation over here.
At least they didn't stick around and waste more tax-funded man-hours trying to resolve the most idiotic road rage incident we've ever heard of. If you ever find yourself in this situation and are considering calling the cops, please consider calling a therapist instead. Holy crap. If you wanna read about some more idiots interacting with cops, here's this.
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Mike Tyson's the youngest heavyweight boxing champion in the world. He's conquered foes in the ring that a lot of the world couldn't even touch. He's risen to the top, fallen to that rock bottom; but he came out the other side of it, ready to close that chapter, and move forwards into a life freed from ego. Ego is the core of why he doesn't work out anymore. Tyson believes the moment he gets back into working out, is the moment he awakens that other side of himself, the Beast, if you will. It's fascinating and inspiring to listen to him explain.
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Last month, employees at a cannabis dispensary in Canada were forced to fight off would-be robbers who assaulted them with bear spray. This employee grabbed the first thing he could find, which ended up being a formidable bong. It looks like he was ready to smoke those intruders before they ran off. None of the employees were seriously injured.
