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What sounds like a simple case of the bride being an asshole for inviting and then wanting to remove her trans cousin from the wedding party, actually evolves into a more complex situation. People are offering their hot takes and it sounds like this bride might not be the asshole after all. 

When you have to wait in line for an hour to get on a ride, a line-cutting can turn into a fistfight. With a little forethought, this dad effectively got someone back for being a jackass, and left them with the ability to do absolutely nothing about it. What a dad move. Hot damn.

If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

Dating can be unpredictable, but this is ridiculous. We envy no person who ends up in this situation, especially with such a tormenting hypocrite. Yikes, dude. For another dating nightmare, check out this absolutely insane tinder match who couldn't handle this girl's vocabulary.

You've just gotta love it when Grandma gets her hands on the wild, mind-blowing technology of a face filter app. It's a pure and wholesome reflection of how much the world's changed. 

Calling the cops on your own blood, hot damn! On the one hand, she was completely abused the offer to use his car, and used it longer than he offered. But also, did she know she'd get arrested if she didn't give it back? Seems kind of like a waste of police resources. Isn't there a way to solve issues among your own family without getting the police involved?  This guy asked the internet if he was a jerk for disowned his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

Throwback Thursday! This'll go down in history as the worst DNA Ancestry kit experience of all time. Can't even imagine how this family handled their truly shocking revelation. As the story unfolds though, we see it take on a more beautiful and loving note. It sounds like everything carried out was done so with the best of intentions. 

After an exchange like this, we're not sure if this guy is gonna get that washing machine, tv, and bathroom he wanted. Who ever thinks this is a good way to get what you want? For more behavior like this, here are some frustrating cheapskates who tried and failed to take advantage of people.

There's nothing quit like the satisfaction of making a prediction and ending up being totally right. Okay, maybe it's not so satisfying if it's about being cheated on or your brother's divorce, but it at least feels a little cathartic to have been right. Here are times people got it right out of the blue. For more stories of amazing intuition, here are some times people's "there's something not right about him/her" predictions came true.

Jerk Aunt had it coming! This dad is a SAINT. What a satisfying read of sustained heroism. And for the cruel and selfish Aunt to get it in the end is the icing on this cake. 

Everyone is lying to their kids about something. The difference is in the size of the lie. Some parents hid enormous, life-changing secrets from their kids. Other parents are stealthy about the amount of ice cream in the house that their kids don't know about. On the lighter side of parental lies, here are 29 of the funniest lies parents told their kids.

Back when a kid could just walk around the woods alone all day. Back when you could give a baby a beer and a bottle rocket. Back when a child's car seat was pretty much just a mobile iron murder cage. Has parenting gotten safer and more responsible or just less fun? Little of column A, little of column B.

You'd think that not stealing peoples stuff and being generally alright would be a universal thing people know to do in someone else's house. You would be wrong. These people had to deal with houseguests who were rude, demanding, and downright gross. If you wanna see more stories about the rudest thing a houseguest has don in someone's home, check these out.

That loaf of bread ended up being way more invaluable than anyone could've known. This sounds like a bit of a panicked nightmarish situation with the good old grandparents!