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Sister Steal's Hacker Brother's iPod, Brother Gives Sister's Computer A Stroke

Now this is sibling rivalry at its very finest. If you have any siblings and you happen to know that they're well trained in the dark art of computer hacking, it's probably best to never consider lifting their iPod/personal device. This brother was certainly ready to leap at his chance to carry out a brutal pro revenge. 

Sister steals her brother's iPod, so her brother corrupts her computer. | r/ProRevenge Join u/feelingsupersonic 6h 2 3 2 8 1 Steal my iPod? Fuck laptop story 2007 posted this on pettyrevenge, but after thinking about actually may be better suited here. Imagine being high school, back latter days George Bush and finally buying iPod dreams. After saving up allowance and money made around neighborhood doing random ass work, and lifeguarding at local pool. Yup And douchebag 14 year old who would
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Dad Memes for the Dads Out There

If you're a dad, know a dad, or have even seen a dad these will resonate with extra fatherly dad-ishness. Here are some dad memes to keep those dads going through these dark times. There's just a lot of rad dad memes to achieve dad dreams.

parenting memes, funny jokes and tweets | I thought my 6 year old smuggling pipe into school s just kazoo, either way he's grounded. wooden box with a golden kazoo.
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Man Brings New Fiancée To Christmas Despite Famous Cousin's Wishes

If anyone out there has a famous relative that they've grown up with, then they've likely encountered many scenarios where they've been forced to be especially mindful of their relative's privacy. Fame can be quite the costly thing in one's life when it comes to being able to celebrate the holidays without having your privacy invaded by mobs of hungry paparazzi, or family members just trying to leech off the money and toys that can come with the fame. In this case, it sounds like the guy's poor cousin was just trying to have a Christmas where he could carry on like he was living a normal life. Unfortunately, the cousin wasn't able to do so due to a surprise guest. 

Man invites new fiancée to Christmas in spite of famous cousin's wishes. | AITA bringing my fiancée Christmas despite my famous cousin's wishes? Everyone Sucks My cousin is very famous. Yes have heard him, and no won't tell who he is call him Terry have family functions (mainly holidays Terry likes them be only family so he can "be himself" and get drunk and pass out on couch and share Hollywood gossip with us, otherwise he feels like he is being interviewed and having everyone talk him or want
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Guy Hides Inheritance Money From Girlfriend

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for hiding his inheritance money from his girlfriend and her family. The tough part about this particular predicament is that they had a kid together. A fair number of people are suggesting that the guy should try to be transparent when it comes to those finances. 

Guy decides to hide his inheritance from his girlfriend and her family | AITA hiding 135k just inherited my girlfriend and her family? Context: My girlfriend(22) and 23) just had our first child few months ago pregnancy wildly unplanned as am graduate school and neither us were ever interested children
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Pregnant Sister Wants Man To Change Cat's Name

Man, we wish this was the first time we were encountering a ridiculous situation involving one person expecting the other person to change their cat/baby's name, because they want that precious name for their baby as well. It's a strange and completely delusional situation of ungodly entitlement. All you can really do with anyone who is making that request of you is to try and give them the reality check they so clearly need. This scenario sounds like such a nightmare that it's genuinely hard to believe it's real. For another ridiculous situation involving some baby name drama, check out this woman's sister-in-law who wanted to name her baby "Alibi." 

Pregnant sister expects sibling to change their cat's name | AITA not changing my cats name my sisters baby swear im going crazy with this have two cats, Tonks and Dio. Tonks named after HP character and Dio's name is little funny; named after digiorno pizza. Just liked Dio and my mom and thought funny. So now my sister has been saying shes gonna start trying baby. Im like cool okay congrats (not big fan kids myself but good luck her Fastforward three months and shes pregnant and starts talking
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Genealogy Discovery Ignites Nasty Family Conflict

Honestly, it sounds like there were some folks in this family that could've benefited from not making assumptions about their ancestry, and then proceeding to carve a whole lifestyle out of it. It can really pay off in the long run to just do your research, before making those big moves, like assuming you're Native American when you're actually Eastern European. Hopefully, this family was able to put their differences aside, quell the rage, and ultimately make up. 

Check out some more ancestry kit drama with this family that got blindsided by a shocking ancestry kit revelation. 

Family's genealogy discovery ignites gnarly family conflict | AITA making potentially "embarrassing" family genealogy discoveries visible on Ancestry.com? Not hole been extended family's amateur genealogist more than 20 years built an enormous family tree on Ancestry.com. Names and details on all living people are hidden (unless give special permission someone Info on deceased people is visible.
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Tumblr Thread: Cooks Bond Over Dysfunctional Family Members

Man, without fail the wandering minds of Tumblr always seem to deliver gems when we need them most. This particular time we've got some cooks bonding over their nasty, dysfunctional family members, and ultimately uniting to bring us all some sweet recipes from their respective homes. Really might have to get down with that meatloaf as soon as possible. 

A Tumblr thread unites family recipes | schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d little my mom's meatloaf my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf didn't like anyone else's, and she told she would teach make older. And like 19? She finally taught but she told never tell anyone else and like weird but okay Anyway, she super fucking homophobic and abusive told her gay, so here's recipe 4-6 Ibs Hamburger/turkey burger 1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix 1 TBs ketchup 1 Tbs spicy brown mustard, 1 Tbs bbq sauce
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Religious Sister-In-Law Can't Handle Staying In "Demonic" Bedroom

Family can be a pain. Houseguests can be a pain. But when that houseguest is family who can't stand your hospitality and breaks your family's things, that's a real bad time. Sometimes extended family has a hard time appreciating your effort, like this uncle who couldn't handle a vegan wedding meal. It can get way worse than a torn poster. Here are some unforgivably disrespectful things done by houseguests.

Religious sister-in-law can't stand rock bedroom decorations | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/ForsakenManagement17 18 14 6 S 5 E 14 18 hours ago AITA refusing change my daughters bedroom my pregnant SIL? Not hole My SIL (28) is visiting Christmas and sleeping my daughters (16) bedroom first day she's been here all she's done is complain about my daughters bedroom is decorated. Her walls are black and she has bunch rock posters on her walls. My SIL is very Christian and she says s evil and she can
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Dude's Contract To Carry On Bloodline Is a Lot

In true Henry the 8th fashion, this guy has decided he wants a son to carry on his family name. Judging by some of the criteria here, it looks like the kind of thing an entitled person who makes laughable demands would try to pull off. It's unclear if writing up a big offer full of rules and ultimatums is a good way to carry on one's genes, but hey, most of us haven't tried. Either way, This dude is making some pretty wild promises about his future kid.

guy tries to make deal for future son on facebook | 36 And Running Out Time Here On This Earth And Won't Settle Until Job Is Done And Plus Want Be An Amazing Father Again
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Woman Trains Cousin's Terrible Kids like Dogs

Having a family member straight up dump their kids on you is an unfair situation, especially when said kids are undisciplined little monsters. This person decided to do the best they could and broke out the M&Ms to condition these kids. Not everyone was so happy about it. For some more questionable parenting, here's a parent who blamed the teacher for their kid not being in virtual class.

Woman uses candy to get her cousin's kids under control | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/throwawayAAAAAHHHHH 15 hours ago 24 12 14 3 14 4 AITA keeping my promise training her kids like dogs if/ my cousin dumps them on sorry if title isn't accurate can't think another description describe training My cousin Amy (25F) has (6M) twins and has nasty habit dumping them onto relatives babysit entire day without any warning or regard their time 27F have very strained relationship with her but because my
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Grandma Won't Learn Grandson's Name So He Mispronounces Hers

The concept of respecting your elders sort of goes out the window when they go out of their way to deliberately disrespect you. This person's grandma took no effort to learn a name, and refused to get it right out of spite. It seems like the only natural conclusion would be to give her some of her own medicine. For a different direction of a grandma story, here's a cringey guy who tried to correct a Japanese grandma on her own pronunciation of Japanese.

grandma refuses to learn grandson's name so grandson says her name wrong | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/notmyname2020_ AITA calling my grandma by wrong name until she gets my name right? Not hole This has going on since forever so decided do something 16m) half Mexican my dad's side and my mom's side is Scottish. Ngl most my mom's family is high key racist and is been problems sometimes growing up. My grandma on my mom's side never liked my dad and happy
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Person Explains "I do not know" Tattoo to Mom

Anyone might have their personal reasons for getting a tattoo that says "I do not know" in Chinese characters, but if anything it's definitely committing to the bit. At least they know what it says. People have witnessed some extremely bad tattoo translations as well as tattoo choices that had people asking questions. There are worse tattoos to get.

Conversation with mom about tattoo that says "i don't know" | kick ass My new tattoo did get Today Why isn't covered They need breath. Only cover first couple hours Oh Make sure keep clean Its nice Thanks lady W did mean don't know Really Yeah Why didn't ask meant don't know kidding right No
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It's videos like this that make us genuinely appreciative to have the internet around. What would've otherwise just been an insane voicemail from a dude's rambling brother has been transformed into nothing short of modern day art. 

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Guy Predicts Future, Gives Colleague Nervous Breakdown

Man, sometimes you say something, completely kidding, and it ends up manifesting further on down the road. In this case, we can understand why the guy's friend had the initial reaction that he did. The dad had already been through the miraculous, shocking experience that is having twins, only to learn that he's about to have some triplets too. That kind of development will definitely do a number on most anyone. 

Guy predicts the future, and proceeds to give his colleague a nervous breakdown | r/tifu u/DeathclawTamer TIFU by giving my colleague nervous breakdown by predicting future M Happened 2 weeks ago and concluded this morning and my collegaues have good morning' call Mondays where just have chat about weekend, talk about football, rugby and interesting things have done. All chat and banter going well start talk about kids. Couple my colleagues have twins (one has grown up twins think 23
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Sayings People Realized Were Unique to Their Families

Most every family has a general repertoire of stock sayings and inside jokes that they use in all instances of the day. Some sayings are much rarer than others. For some drama among families, here's a family who thought they lost the cat, but the cat showed them otherwise. And here's a kid who pulled the nuclear option on his dad in monopoly.

funny unique family sayings | slothbarns7 More Growing up with an Asian mom working on perfecting her English, she would often say "Aw is suck" instead know sucks Didn't take long us catch on and correct her but so funny just kinda stuck so something is shitty now instinctively say my head "well is suck"
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Kid Goes Nuclear On Dad In Monopoly

Anyone who has ever played a game of Monopoly with their family knows firsthand how wildly competitive those games can end up being. Tempers can flare up and soar through the roof. Tears can be spilt. Grudges can be created. Monopoly is just one of those games that manages to bring out the very worst in people. With that being said, this kid's brutal blow to his dad during their game of Monopoly is the stuff of legends. Don't think dad will be talking to them for a while. 

Kid ends up going nuclear on his dad during a game of Monopoly | r/tifu Join u/SqueakyCleanNoseDown 15h TIFU by using nuclear option game monopoly. M four player family game Monopoly. My brother, our parents and were playing, and wasn't doing well wasn't bankrupt or heavily mortgaged yet, but could tell if something drastic didn't change next 3 turns or so toast didn't have any monopolies, but did have couple 2 out 3 properties (New York and St. James being standouts) and couple scattered here
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