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Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga

Leave it to Tumblr to let one image of fun pizza inspire a way-too specific story of exactly how a story of one "fun-pizza" could go own. It's uncanny how easy it is to picture all of this. For more tumblr food stories, here's a thread on why super coffee is not a great idea, and a very creative story about sandwich demons.

Tumblr thread about a story about a suburban family and their "fun pizza" | nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going party and white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza And she pull
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Wholesome and Chaotic "Don't Tell Your Mother" Moments

Whether it's getting to see a movie with swears, doing some super risky crap and almost getting hurt, or general moments of sworn secrecy, there are moments when a father is inclined to say " don't tell your mother." Almost everyone has a moment they can remember their dad letting them do something their mom wouldn't approve of and being like "alright be cool." To keep it going with the dad theme, here are some tweets and memes to keep dads going.

Stories of when a dad told someone "don't tell your mother." | checkoutmyaasb 19.9k points 17 hours ago Dad and used rent movie each week mum had dinner with friends. Usually things like star trek or action films. One day about 11) he came home with Blade got about 10 minutes and he turns and said "don't tell mother about this, let's just say forgot get this week course agree. Fast forward 7ish years, dad blithely drops at dinner table fact watched blade about 11. Silly dad thought there some ki
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Tumblr User Explains Their Annual "Moving of the Jesus"

It's a passive aggressive holiday ritual. Some families have elf on the shelf and others have "please take that horrible excuse for a Jesus away." For some more religious-themed tumblr shenanigans, here's a Tumblr thread on holy water loopholes and for more unique family dynamics here are people's weirdest family tics.

Funny tumblr thread on Jesus stick tradition | grumpsaesthetics every year around christmas and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe want put jesus room instead, sweetie now s important note jesus referred our game is not actually real jesus christ, but instead wooden figure made 2011 has an uncanny resemblance lord and savior himself so happens is place jesus our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks if don't want decorate my room with him instead ask her return if she think
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Revenge Of The Week: Cruel Aunt Gets Her Just Deserts

This aunt sounds like one cruel and insufferable piece of work. Fortunately, dad was ready to take charge and be the hero that the situation called for. 

A cruel aunt gets her just deserts in a dad's awesome revenge | r/ProRevenge Join u/daver3k 1y 2 S 2 My aunt is jerk, but gets her just desserts end This is going be bit long one, and while think 's worth or wouldn't be posting keep this as brief as possible those just want tl;dr l'll do my best summarize at end. Back late 1980s my mother Nancy diagnosed with degenerative neurological condition. My father working long hours put roof over our heads and keep my mom seeing best doctors, and eventua
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Can we take a moment of silent puzzlement for the dude who wanted sugar in his Coke? Whoa, there, champ. 

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People's Weirdest Family Tics

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about their family's weirdest tics. It can be easy to forget or not realize altogether just how strange our behavior is, outside the accepting confines of home. Whether it's yawning so loud that people think you're a literal coyote, or swearing after sneezing, it's funny to realize just how strange our behavior is to the rest of the outside world, when family isn't around. 

People describe their weirdest family tics | Veritas3333 10h My mom is yawn-yeller she yawns can hear anywhere house. One time my sister had friend over, and were basement. My mom yawned upstairs, and my sister's friend asked coyote?"
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Sister Always Steals Sibling's Food, Sibling Takes Revenge At Graduation

The proper petty revenge is its own kind of art form. This sibling decided to take their revenge against a sister who wouldn't keep her hands off their desserts, come graduation day. Can't even imagine the look on the sister's face. 

Sister always eats her sibling's desserts, so the sibling takes revenge on graduation day | r/pettyrevenge u/BranMoff Tarkin 2y Join 1 Sister always steals my food make fool myself on her graduation stop her come family 6: my parents, my older sister, my older brother, my little brother, and Often order bribe us into good behavior, our parents would buy us our favorite candy munch on car. Now never exactly been giving person, not huge on sharing just sake sharing. My parents, however, were tryin
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Tumblr Thread: Brother Learns Not To Antagonize The Chef

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

Quick Tumblr thread highlights importance of not criticizing the chef | marisatomay my brother has been criticizing all day and he told if wasn't happy could go somewhere else so wouldn't ruin everyone else's dinner so took massive bowl pasta special sauce spent last 2 hours making scratch whole family and left marisatomay really is incredibly bold mercilessly criticize person who is not only making dinner but also holding knife
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Tweets And Memes About Growing Up With Siblings

These tweets and memes do a fantastic job at reflecting the wonderful rollercoaster of an experience that is having siblings. These might bring back some memories and get the laughs rolling. 

A collection of tweets and memes that reflect the experience of growing up with siblings | supreem @syrianting If ever wanna be humbled, ask brother look
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Quick Tumblr Thread About Dad's Silent Kindness

Poor dad is just trying to go around and spread the love and kindness, but every time he does so it inspires panic from the worried women in his house. Let's all just appreciate the dads out there that are trying their best, and unintentionally inspiring anxiety in their confused family members. Their hearts are in the right place. 

A quick and funny Tumblr thread about dad's silent acts of kindness | margotkim So came home work today and there kindle addressed did not remember ordering spent afternoon trying figure out accidentally purchased kindle Amazon, and came back hanging out with Catherine told my parents, guys will not believe accidentally ordered myself Huh said Dad very casually Did get charged spent next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into living room announce No didn't. Do think 's mistake?
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DNA Test Reveals Crazy Family Secret

DNA tests would seem to have a knack for shining the light of truth on well hidden family secrets. In this case, the revelation was just a bit devastating for the dad considered. To live all those years being told one thing, while another was true. Well, we don't know the full story, but at the very least, from this, it doesn't sound like it was easy. 

A DNA test ends up revealing a surprising family secret | r/tifu Join u/wyczstarz 2y TIFU by getting DNA test and revealing family secret M always been interested doing one those at- home kits tell ethnicity estimates. My mother has many years, claimed her own great-grandmother completely Native American, and recently learned this is apparently something common Southerners claim, but is rarely true finally went ahead and bought one kits because there is nothing enjoy more life than proving my mo
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Woman's Family Criticizes Fiancé's Income

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for threatening to ban her family from the wedding. Sounds like the family was being all kinds of toxic, and they were trashing her fiancé's income. 

Woman's family continues to criticize her fiance's income, so she threatens to ban them from wedding | AITA telling my family stay out and my fiancé's financial agreement and if they keep bothering they can't come wedding Not hole So my fiancé and have large wealth discrepancy. My grandparents gave and my sister large amount money they died, and have much higher paying job than him. He works just as hard as he just gets paid less.
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Vegan Stepdaughter Can't Stand that Cat Isn't Vegan

Having to accept that some animals kinda need to eat meat is harder for some people than others. The whole feeding your pets eating meat thing is also an ongoing argument, like these vegans who were called fake because they feed their cat meat.

Vegan stepdaughter can't stand that cat eats meat | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/headachebrewing 20 hours ago AITA telling my stepdaughter she's absolutely under no circumstances allowed switch out my cats food vegan food even though she's losing weight because sight normal cat food makes her sick? Not hole Sorry appalling title. My stepdaughter is living with my husband and next year. Shes an educated young professional who's saving up buy her own home.
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Quick Story About An Aunt's Wedding Vows

This quick and fun family story about an aunt's approach to the wedding vows is wholesome, hilarious, and actually true. It's a beautiful thing when the internet actually proves that it's dealing in truths. 

A quick and fun story about an aunt's wedding vows approach is actually true. | 98khj Fun family story my aunt marrying her wife everyone really excited but also dreading because my aunt is known her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so came time her say her vows she had shit ton cue cards her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took deep inhale and then unravelled all cue cards which were taped together and they all just read "HOT DAMN
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AskReddit Thread: Strange Rules Families Have

Normal to the family and weird to the rest of the world. This fun AskReddit thread has people sharing the various weird rules in their families that are ultimately harmless. It's funny to see what kinds of traditions and "rules" can be hatched up by a family. 

People describe the strange and harmless rules that their families have | Commonsensewho 18h 3 3 Awards My rule walks: Every duck see must be confronted about their various love affairs lone male duck Sir Sir are aware where wife is have gotten every person l've walked with on this joke/rule. And case curious, ducks are all having affairs, squirrels can only get tax evasion, and geese are always up turf war.
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