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Guy's Dirty Card Game Fail Traumatizes His Girlfriend's Hyper Religious Family

This was destined for unholy disaster. This guy learned a swift and humiliating lesson in being extra careful about what games you decide to play with your girlfriend's potentially uptight, conservative, deeply religious family. Yikes all around! But an equal amount of hilarity in this story. 

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Getting stuck in an elevator is a pretty common occurrence. Typically what happens is you let the staff know you're in there, and then some random dude shows up after a few minutes to calmly let you out. Maybe being in a different country freaked this family out to the point of hysteria, or maybe they've never seen an elevator before. Either way, the moment was a little more dramatic than it had to be.

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Uncle Gets Forced into Showing His Egocentric Brother's Kid Extreme Cartoon Violence

That's kind of what uncles are for, right? When this guy wasn't paying attention to what his own kid was watching, and got a warning from the uncle, he said "just do it" and the rest is history. It's just a shame that the kids got the worst end of the stick here. Here's a link to Scientifically Accurate Barney by the way.

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Guy's Car Story with Unforgettable Ending Will Make You Say "Goddamn It"

This story about an incompetent driving grandma is a real wild ride with maybe the dumbest ending we've ever seen. You just have to read the thing for full effect. If you want some more somewhat light funny stories, then here are some greentext stories to make you feel better about yourself.

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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Not Wanting to Adopt Stepdaughters He Helped Raise

When faced with a tough decision, it's helpful to get another opinion. This guy wanted to know if he was wrong to not want to adopt his stepdaughters, and people had a lot of well-thought out opinions on the matter. The internet has tough questions, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

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After this dude got his wisdom teeth pulled, his dad was left explaining to him what his life was like. He seems pretty excited about his situation. If only we could all be so enthusiastic about our lives every time we woke up.

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Bride Asks Internet If She's A Jerk For Not Wanting Her Trans Cousin In The Wedding Party Anymore

What sounds like a simple case of the bride being an asshole for inviting and then wanting to remove her trans cousin from the wedding party, actually evolves into a more complex situation. People are offering their hot takes and it sounds like this bride might not be the asshole after all. 

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Genius Dad Gets Well-Timed Revenge on Six Flags Line Cutters

When you have to wait in line for an hour to get on a ride, a line-cutting can turn into a fistfight. With a little forethought, this dad effectively got someone back for being a jackass, and left them with the ability to do absolutely nothing about it. What a dad move. Hot damn.

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16 Hilarious Tumblr Family Stories Filled to the Brim with Dadisms

If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

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Dude's Homophobic Uncle Shows up as His Grindr Date

Dating can be unpredictable, but this is ridiculous. We envy no person who ends up in this situation, especially with such a tormenting hypocrite. Yikes, dude. For another dating nightmare, check out this absolutely insane tinder match who couldn't handle this girl's vocabulary.

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Grandma Can't Handle The Hilarity Of Face Filters (9 Images)

You've just gotta love it when Grandma gets her hands on the wild, mind-blowing technology of a face filter app. It's a pure and wholesome reflection of how much the world's changed. 

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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Calling Cops on Sister Who Took His Car

Calling the cops on your own blood, hot damn! On the one hand, she was completely abused the offer to use his car, and used it longer than he offered. But also, did she know she'd get arrested if she didn't give it back? Seems kind of like a waste of police resources. Isn't there a way to solve issues among your own family without getting the police involved?  This guy asked the internet if he was a jerk for disowned his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

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Family Has Arguably The Most Shocking DNA Ancestry Kit Experience Of All Time

Throwback Thursday! This'll go down in history as the worst DNA Ancestry kit experience of all time. Can't even imagine how this family handled their truly shocking revelation. As the story unfolds though, we see it take on a more beautiful and loving note. It sounds like everything carried out was done so with the best of intentions. 

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Dude's Insulting Cousin Disputes Inheritance and Causes Mad Drama

After an exchange like this, we're not sure if this guy is gonna get that washing machine, tv, and bathroom he wanted. Who ever thinks this is a good way to get what you want? For more behavior like this, here are some frustrating cheapskates who tried and failed to take advantage of people.

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16 Triumphant People Share Their Proudest "Called It" Moment

There's nothing quit like the satisfaction of making a prediction and ending up being totally right. Okay, maybe it's not so satisfying if it's about being cheated on or your brother's divorce, but it at least feels a little cathartic to have been right. Here are times people got it right out of the blue. For more stories of amazing intuition, here are some times people's "there's something not right about him/her" predictions came true.

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Cruel Aunt Gets Her Just Deserts In A Saintly Dad's Heroic Revenge

Jerk Aunt had it coming! This dad is a SAINT. What a satisfying read of sustained heroism. And for the cruel and selfish Aunt to get it in the end is the icing on this cake. 

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