family

Leave it to Tumblr to let one image of fun pizza inspire a way-too specific story of exactly how a story of one "fun-pizza" could go own. It's uncanny how easy it is to picture all of this. For more tumblr food stories, here's a thread on why super coffee is not a great idea, and a very creative story about sandwich demons.

Whether it's getting to see a movie with swears, doing some super risky crap and almost getting hurt, or general moments of sworn secrecy, there are moments when a father is inclined to say " don't tell your mother." Almost everyone has a moment they can remember their dad letting them do something their mom wouldn't approve of and being like "alright be cool." To keep it going with the dad theme, here are some tweets and memes to keep dads going.

It's a passive aggressive holiday ritual. Some families have elf on the shelf and others have "please take that horrible excuse for a Jesus away." For some more religious-themed tumblr shenanigans, here's a Tumblr thread on holy water loopholes and for more unique family dynamics here are people's weirdest family tics.

This aunt sounds like one cruel and insufferable piece of work. Fortunately, dad was ready to take charge and be the hero that the situation called for. 

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about their family's weirdest tics. It can be easy to forget or not realize altogether just how strange our behavior is, outside the accepting confines of home. Whether it's yawning so loud that people think you're a literal coyote, or swearing after sneezing, it's funny to realize just how strange our behavior is to the rest of the outside world, when family isn't around. 

The proper petty revenge is its own kind of art form. This sibling decided to take their revenge against a sister who wouldn't keep her hands off their desserts, come graduation day. Can't even imagine the look on the sister's face. 

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

These tweets and memes do a fantastic job at reflecting the wonderful rollercoaster of an experience that is having siblings. These might bring back some memories and get the laughs rolling. 

Poor dad is just trying to go around and spread the love and kindness, but every time he does so it inspires panic from the worried women in his house. Let's all just appreciate the dads out there that are trying their best, and unintentionally inspiring anxiety in their confused family members. Their hearts are in the right place. 

DNA tests would seem to have a knack for shining the light of truth on well hidden family secrets. In this case, the revelation was just a bit devastating for the dad considered. To live all those years being told one thing, while another was true. Well, we don't know the full story, but at the very least, from this, it doesn't sound like it was easy. 

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for threatening to ban her family from the wedding. Sounds like the family was being all kinds of toxic, and they were trashing her fiancé's income. 

Having to accept that some animals kinda need to eat meat is harder for some people than others. The whole feeding your pets eating meat thing is also an ongoing argument, like these vegans who were called fake because they feed their cat meat.

This quick and fun family story about an aunt's approach to the wedding vows is wholesome, hilarious, and actually true. It's a beautiful thing when the internet actually proves that it's dealing in truths. 

Normal to the family and weird to the rest of the world. This fun AskReddit thread has people sharing the various weird rules in their families that are ultimately harmless. It's funny to see what kinds of traditions and "rules" can be hatched up by a family.