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Oh hell yeah, nothing like the long con. This is some Jim Halpert level office pranking, right here.

Members of a certain British family have been classified as "worse than pigs," and they're in the process of being deported as we speak. The nation of New Zealand had enough. You don't dirty their beaches with reckless abandon. Auckland Mayor, Phil Goff, was quoted during his rage-riddled rant on a radio station, saying, "these guys are trash. They are leeches."

New Zealand's assistant general manager of immigration, Peter Devoy, provided the unsettled nation with the update they sorely needed to hear; and announced that they'd been issued a deportation notice on the grounds of "matters related to character." 

What's that saying? Improvise, Adapt, Overcome? Yeah that's not super applicable when you need glue and a curtain rod to get rid of a single dead mouse. She figured it out though, so that's... good?

You never know what kind of family secret you might uncover when searching through old computers. Truly, proceed at your own risk. 

The Chosen One would like you to have a marshmallow. Seriously though, this one's a nice shot to the feels. Ninja's busy cutting onions in here, man. 

Life hack: DON'T gift pepper spray in the first place, and if you do, keep that sh*t out of the stocking. 

Pro Tip: Keep politics far away from the dinner table at Christmas. Can't we all just drink our holiday fun juice and have a jolly good 'ol time. 

Owen Williams recently got an unusual visit that resulted in a lot of unexpected online attention. On Twitter, he went on to share his feelings about his neighbor Ken and the best way to honor his wishes.