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Top Dad Jokes of the Week (November 29, 2025)

Ben Weiss

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Parents demand adult son pick them up from the airport early when their flight lands before scheduled, tell him off for being "late": 'I didn't think it was a big deal, but apparently they were stewing'

Brad Dickson

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Woman decides she is no longer hosting Christmas for her extended family of 15+ people, leading her family to declare that she is being a "Grinch": 'The whole family is acting like I have cancelled Christmas.'

Brad Dickson

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18-year-old gets even with entitled stepfather for keeping the bathroom dirty, gives him a taste of his own medicine: 'After 2 good weeks, he started behaving and keeping the bathroom clean'

Ben Weiss

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Adult daughter refuses to bring $100 minimum plate for family Thanksgiving to match the cost of $300 turkey, decides not to attend instead to make a point: 'The way it was presented and the fact that it wasn't agreed to beforehand makes me upset'

Brad Dickson

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29-year-old woman maliciously pranked at her friend group's Thanksgiving, little did they realize she brought the food: ‘I worked hard on the food I made, so I took it with me.'

Elna McHilderson

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Accountant warns daughter of her boyfriend's risky real-estate venture, but warnings backfire as she claims that his "professional concerns" are perceived as personal judgment: 'She said she feels super uncomfortable with this'

Emma Saven

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Uncle jokes around with 3-year-old niece who ate AirPod, upsets family members: 'I was just trying to calm the mood, but instead I ended up being the only one laughing'

Remy Millisky

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Aunt takes 11-year-old niece on vacation after her parents take her 4 brothers on vacation to Mexico, leaving her behind: 'We spent a day in Disney World, went to 2 Broadway shows, spent most of our time [...] on the beach'

Brad Dickson

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Father leaves inheritance to only his biological children, despite raising his stepdaughter like his own since she was 6 years old, biological sister demands they split inheritance with her, whilst her brother refuses: 'it's not what dad wanted'

Emma Saven

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'I pay all the bills': 25-year-old breadwinner puts a ‘Do Not Disturb' sign the door of her home office after repeated intrusions from her distracting, freeloading family members

Jesse Kessenheimer

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14-year-old eats entire large pizza without saving any slices for his 17-year-old sister, mother deducts money from his bank account as punishment: 'He ate 7 slices out of a 16'' large pizza'

Ben Weiss

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Entitled 28-year-old brother gets miffed because his older sister only permits him to crash on her couch, claiming he deserves the privacy of her home office: 'There is no third room'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Camper refuses to bring daughter-in-law Jane on family kayaking trip: '[My son] has told me he can’t go if she isn’t invited, and I stuck to my decision'

Remy Millisky

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Fully remote 22-year-old's mother doesn't believe he's employed, so he gets an in-person job overseas to spite her: 'All of this because my last straw was forcing me to send out job applications'

Ben Weiss

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Man confronts girlfriend for allowing her freeloading 25-year-old brother to move in with them, without his permission, claims he isn't comfortable with financially supporting another adult: 'He bounces between jobs, roommates, and couches'

Emma Saven

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