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Tumblr Goes into Gory Details of Why You Shouldn't Change a Customer's Order

Turns out sometimes people have legitimate and varied reasons for dumb and specific food requests. Eh, there's other ways to get back at people without poisoning them.

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Pungent Fruit Mistaken for Gas Leak Causes 500 to Evacuate Melbourne Library

The highly prized smelly Durian has been the culprit for gas leak scares in the past. Apparently it tastes good enough for people to keep bringing it into public places.

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Ever Imagined What Would Happen If A Dog Called 911? This Guy Did...

Most of the time, it's impossible to remain chill when you're a dog. The sheer panic of that everyday dog life would undoubtedly lead to a number of emergencies.

We can all agree that dealing with the suspicious mailman and constantly being harassed by a vacuum cleaner is definitely deserving of 911 call.

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Whenever someone's having a heart attack, the first thing to do is hold an engrossing conversation with them. Act intensely interested in everything they say, because they're likely doing it for attention.

JUST KIDDING KIDS DON'T DO THIS CALL 911

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Maybe if I dial 3x3 three times it'll work!

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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

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From the Greenfield Firefighters Facebook Page:

Yesterday, Greenfield Firefighter/Paramedics responded to a person shoveling that had a sudden cardiac emergency. Upon successfully transporting the patient to the hospital, Greenfield Firefighters returned to the scene and finished shoveling the drive.