We're sure at least one of these worked!

One writer got to tell an incredible story to the world in real time as she witnessed a first date slowly turn sour.

All the fish in the sea are piranhas.

There are a few pros and countless cons when it comes to adulting!

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/Tinder subreddit by Redditor u/Throwawayanalyst96 who posted screenshots of their recent Tinder success. The screenshots show his opening line which deviates from the ‘mainstream’ phrase of ‘Netflix and Chill’ and instead offers his dates a chance to ‘Disney+ and Thrust.' Th

The fish in the sea are actually piranhas.

Dorm life is a double-edged blade of debauchery and dissonance (cool D&D item name, by the way). That's what happens when you cram a bunch of barely post-adolescent young adults -who have never taken care of themselves on their own- into close-quarters living conditions. It's like a poorly optimized training simulator for adulthood. Some of us were too focused on video games to learn any real lessons from this time of our lives… but we all got there at some point. This college gal became the ta…

All the fish in the sea are piranhas.

Guys, c'mon… we're better than this — aren't we? When will these guys realize that they're the ones making the whole casual dating experience worse for everyone with their dangerous psychopathic actions? All it takes is one experience like this for the poor girl to never want to give a guy another chance with a casual experience again. Not only that, but her friends and their friends will be on guard (and rightfully so) the next time they consider partaking in a random hookup. It really doesn't…

When people think that they're God's gift to the world...

It's that time of the year when people get more unfiltered than ever!

Okay, we'll settle for seven and a half.

Welcome to this edition of Top Tinder Moments, a collection of some of the wildest trending moments and fails from the wild world of online dating. When you venture out into the untamed wilderness of dating apps, it's impossible to say who — or what — you're going to encounter, so it's best to be on your guard. You could run into someone who is celebrating a birthday and has ironically revealed how untruthful they are about their age; you could come across an OF model who is essentially posting…

This woman asked for advice about dumping her boyfriend, but there's a lot of baggage that comes with the relationship. As the 26-year-old explained as she sought advice, she had been with the same guy for years. He helped her in her time of need, and even funded her schooling for her! But now, she's ready to move on with her life…and she had a pretty unsavory reasoning for why she made the decision. After that, check out this crazy tale of one man's tirade against microwave lunches in the work…

It's not a glitch.

You can smell the desperation from here.