dating fails

*Flutters suddenly enlarged eyelashes*

"You like lick? Because I am a boy?"

It's some wonder that line didn't work and woo this woman over, because I've never heard a pickup line that had so much potential. 

This girl was absolutely dumbfounded when she started receiving a string of agressive messages from an old high school acquaintance. Turns out the messages were coming from the guy's insanely jealous girlfriend who had hijacked her man's account. 

I think a good first step would to get this chick some english classes because it's pretty hard to decipher what she's getting at here. 

Some people need to learn how to be stronger emotionally. 

These morons received just retribution for their actions after they decided to cheat on their partners.  

These hilarious date failures are definitely things you want to avoid doing yourself.

This guy thought he'd struck gold when he finally got this girl (blue text) to agree to do some 'sexy role play' with him. He was caught completely off guard by how determined she was not to play along. 

Cheaters never win, but some of these disgruntled spouses just need to move on with their lives. 

It's always best to double check the recipient before sending sensitive photos, because once they've been sent there's no taking them back. 

We already know that you have to be pretty stupid to cheat on your spouse. But this is just further proof that they usually aren't the brightest people. 

Feel like taking a shower just after reading these depraved tales. There are clearly no boundaries for some people. 

Don't try these at home.

Tinder is the black hole of unadulterated, shamelessly thirsty modern day 'romance', and these moments capture the inevitable cringe that almost inevitably pops up every time you swipe right in sync with someone else on Tinder. If you ever find yourself stuck in a solidly shitty Tinder conversation headed fast for nowhere, break out this particularly stellar pick-up line: "C'mon, yolo and stuff". Riiight?