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Most Ruthless Rejections People Have Endured

Someone on AskReddit got a gnarly thread going about the most ruthless rejections that people have ever endured. Some of these are just plain old heartless. It takes a lot for some folks to put themselves out there, and long as they're respectful, it's on the people being asked out to handle the rejections with just a little bit of grace. 

People describe the most ruthless rejections that they've ever endured. | Geotis 10y asked girl out. She said "yes" and gave her number alled reject hotline. Took while shake one off.
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People's Worst First Date Stories

The whole dating scene is a wildly unpredictable one. Too many times unsuspecting folks can fly blind right into nothing short of a waking nightmare. Dating apps can certainly play a part in this vicious cycle. It's as if the person you spent all that time exchanging virtual pleasantries with before actually meeting, was nothing more than a work of fiction. If you ever find yourself in the middle of a date that is erring comfortably on the side of absolute disaster, then you'd best dip ship like there's no tomorrow. 

A collection of tweets about people's worst first dates. | Anthony @AnthonyMustache 00 Replying jimmyfallon Took her Buffalo Wild Wings didn't realize she vegetarian #WorstFirstDate
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Twitter Users' Worst Dates Ever

Sometimes dates end up being completely disastrous. We're talking situations that feel like literal waking nightmares. The kinds of gnarly life moments that you'd just as much forget ever happened. These particular dates absolutely fit the bill for that. 

A collection of tweets describing Twitter users' worst dates they've ever been on | Conor Horgan @ConorHorgan Replying mrnickharvey very first thing she did on sitting down take out small glass bottle and started spooning syrupy liquid into her mouth Homeopathy lasked, heart sinking No powerful sedative-hypnotic drug she replied If don't take l'd be hysterical right now.
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Woman's Brother Dumps Girlfriend For Being Gold Digger

The whole "test" thing sounds wildly dysfunctional, my dude. This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not her brother was in the wrong for dumping his girlfriend for being a "gold digger." Most of the comments seem to point at the fact that the brother clearly had some other issues going on. 

Woman's brother dumps his girlfriend for being a gold digger | Aita telling my brother he got exactly he deserved he pushed his girlfriend away being gold digger Not hole My brother is very hardworking man and at 27 he is now very wealthy and doing well himself. He's been with this girl six months and throughout time have gotten close because both like hair, makeup, and shopping never knew there anything wrong with their relationship except she texted last week saying she would love hang out
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Tinder Pickup Lines That Had Zero Shame

We can always count on Tinder for the cheesy pickup lines, the spicy wordplay, and the bold and unfiltered banter. It's a place where the world's hopeless romantics and spicy silvertongues collide to exchange pleasantries, or get in genuine verbal squabbles. Sometimes though, all the odds are defied, and people somehow end up walking away from the "successfully paired right swipe" with an actual date set up. 

A collection of funny, cheesy, and crude pickup lines from people on Tinder | Makenna MATCHED WITH MAKENNA ON 10/9/20 not gonna lie l'm not fan bio bro now PLAYING: Who asked (Feat: Nobody)
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Language Misunderstanding Results In Accidental Breakup

We love nothing more than a good old fashioned language translation fail. Languages can be wildly confusing, and sometimes that goes on to inspire absolutely hilarious misunderstandings between people that would otherwise be getting along just fine. In this case though, we learn that this particular misunderstanding was the straw that broke the camel's back, and apparently this guy was a dang "side guy." 

Man misunderstands his girlfriend and ends up breaking up with her for no reason | r/tifu u/ManicSheep TIFU by temporarily breaking up with my Dutch Girlfriend after declaring my love M This happened about 7 years ago am South African and dating Dutch girl at time those who don't know my home language (Afrikaans) and Dutch are pretty similar. Linguistically speaking have about 70% overlap vocabulary (words) however meaning same word both languages sometimes mean
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Man Tells Sister She Should Lower Her Dating Standards

Man oh man, nothing can bring the blood to a boil like having to deal with family members dishing out their toxic opinions on matters they were never asked to get involved with in the first place. This particular scenario involves a brother asking the morality defenders of Reddit's AITA community whether or not he was in the wrong for telling his sister to lower her dating standards based off the fact that she's a single mother. 

Man tells his sister that she should lower her dating standards as a single mom | AITA telling my single mom sister she should get more realistic comes her dating standards? Asshole context: My older sister 32(f) is single mother two (7m and 5f) because her marriage ended after 4 years. He is still around and pays child, but she's mostly raising kids on her own. She has been single quite some time and recently tried start dating again. My sister thinks herself as good catch college degree, well
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Patient Lists Their Mistress as Emergency Contact, Gets Exposed

We're not trying to promote infidelity or try to make anyone better at cheating on their spouse, but who in their right mind leaves a paper trail? It seems like if you wanted to get away with this sort of thing, you'd try not to leave official evidence of your extra-marital affairs. For a cheater brought to justice, here's someone who left their cheating ex on the top of a mountain.

patient lists mistress as emergency contact | Posted by u/eatapeach18 3 days ago called d my patient's mistress, but just doing told oc L This happened back 2009 working part time at doctor's office while nursing school one receptionists and did all filing and cataloguing and such boring work, but doctor (my boss) guaranteed job after nursing school so 's why did This particular doctor an orthopedic surgeon had lots patients coming MRIS, CT scans, and X-rays. This one particular patient, Frank
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Guy Adds Tinder Girl On Snapchat, Lives To Regret It

Those location services will get you. This guy certainly learned an unfortunate life lesson. All in all, this is actually terrifying. Glad that his mom was around to handle the situation. 

Guy lives to regret adding a girl from Tinder on Snapchat | r/tifu Join u/Fazza3107 •6d TIFU By adding girl Tinder on Snapchat. M starters this happened about week ago, lockdown has been very boring many so 18M my ultimate world wisdom decided give good ol' Tinder try an average morning and got match with let's call her Sandra. By about 2pm had been talking back and forth before she ultimately asks my Snapchat which albeit stupidly, complied. Time
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Weird Moments In The World Of Tinder

People find all kinds of wild ways to keep themselves entertained on Tinder. They'll bust out ridiculous pickup lines that either work or fail in glorious fashion. They'll also lay the cheesiness on real thick. Sometimes it would seem that all the chaos gives way to genuine moments of connection between people. Maybe not taking any of it too seriously helps the whole process of getting to know someone. 

Funny moments on Tinder that kept us entertained | kristi Today 07:03 So l've got know, did accidentally swipe right? Today 11:48 porter not gonna sugar coat yes Thanks honesty appreciate Sent
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Guy's Psycho Tinder Match Makes Crazy Look Sane

"No worries, I'm not crazy like your ex." Run, run for the hills! This guy dodged a big bullet with this Tinder match. Brace yourself for unhealthy levels of tireless pushiness, cringe, and anger. Like, she seems mad at something more than half the time. Yikes. 

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12 Twitter Users Tweet Out Telltale Signs That They're Single

Sometimes you catch yourself in the middle of the forever alone lifestyle, and realize just how blatant your singleness is. 

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13 People Share the Dumbest Way Their Ex Tried to Win Them Back

Some people are better left in the rearview mirror of your life. Here's thirteen of those people. 

People Share the Dumbest Way Their Ex Tried to Win Them Back
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Guy Trolls Strangers By Texting Them He's Breaking Up With Them and the Results are Fantastic

This guy has been playing a (somewhat) cruel prank on strangers by texting them that he's breaking up with them. The results of this have been highly variable, but ultimately hilarious. 

Guy Trolls Strangers By Texting Them He's Breaking Up With Them and the Results are Fantastic
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