They see the worst in the world while staying blind to anything real about themselves.
You could say that this overexcited husband was blinded by the burning sensation of his lust. He had nothing but the best of intentions, when it came to trying to please his partner, but alas, a fail presented itself. And that fail is why we're here today. Maybe those hot sauce warning labels, need to take an extra measure of caution, in warning people to refrain from kissing certain areas, until the flames of a fiery hot sauce have subsided. Check out more laughably stupid things people's SO's have done over here.
It's a big dating pool out out there, absolutely sopping with mistakes, misadventure, and terrible puns and catastrophic typos. Tindernightmares collects funny, cringeworthy, rude, and gross conversations people find themselves in on Tinder. So keep your nose clean, or you might wind up famous.
Radio host Sam Sanders asked his fellow twitter users what kind of strange delicacies they created for themselves as children. The results were, really, pretty gross. Lots of peanut butter, ketchup, kraft singles and coca powder went into these people's upbringings. And not necessarily in separate dishes either.
These are like our typical funny, overheards lists on steroids! It's gotta be the best feeling, as a multilingual, to pick up on someone's potentially rude conversation concerning you, that you were NOT meant to understand. From there, you have the victorious opportunity to call that sly, unknowing person out for showing their cards without even realizing it!
These flabbergasted parents found themselves on the other end of some strange and hilarious and absolutely unexpected phone calls, with school administrators. Never underestimate where the rule-breaking, creative determination of a kid can take them.
Let us just picture a scenario involving you walking back to your "boys" and telling them it was time to drop hands over a disagreement involving some pricey snakes. Maybe, for some, that's understandable; but generally, on the surface, that shit sounds absolutely ridiculous.
KFC turned up the heat and took things from 0 to 100, in response to a spicy little tweet from Mr. George RR Martin. You could say the wave of jaw-dropping reactions speaks to just how much none of us saw this particularly dark-humored tweet coming. Hot damn, indeed. We just hope Energizer Bunny's alright. But the lack of a pink-colored furry rug is encouraging!
This collection of nervous, hopeful, and cringeworthy second date stories hilariously portrays the strange, and uncomfortable magic that can fall into a SECOND date. If you make/made it that far, you might enjoy reading through some of these. And if you're living that forever alone life, you still might, cause damn, is dating some kind of fail-prone experiment.
You can feel the pain of their regret in this TIFU work-related fail tale. Turns out those vaguely irritating emails from the company about crazy things like "open enrollment", can come at a great cost to you, if you ignore them.
Sometimes testy customers push employees past their breaking limits, and petty acts occur. As long as the employees are at peace with these modern times and the fiery (delusional) Yelp reviews that can come of their actions; well, then f**k it.
When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude.