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Cringey Braggarts Who Think They're Brilliant

Most of us have some sense of decorum online, but there also exists a group of cringey mind-tyrants who try way too hard to seem smart. It's a world of longwinded "takedowns" of okay tv shows, overly wordy self appraisals and paragraphs on not understanding jokes. Just a real fun group of bragging mind lords.

people bragging online who think they're geniuses | Gordon lobsters dead Lobster Yes chef, sorry chef about miss joke, but eh s science so who cares. Lobsters do not possess vocal capabilities formulate words, let alone speak. Once factor fact lobster fact, deceased idea aforementioned lobster formulating sentence "Yes chef, sorry chef" is completely, and utterly preposterous.
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Groom's Sister Tells Fiancée To Cover Up Scars, Gets Uninvited From Wedding

Just because they're family does not mean that they get the free pass. If there's one thing that this particularly insufferable AITA shows us it's that there really is a benefit to keeping your ideas to yourself. If the groom's sister would've done that, all she'd have had to worry about was what kinds of moves she was going to bust out on the dance floor. 

Groom's sister tells fiancée to cover up scars, and then gets uninvited from the wedding. | r/AmltheAsshole Join u/617097713_ AITA uninviting my sister my wedding she told my fiancèe? Not hole My M27 fiancèe F25 has an obvious permanent burnscar an accident caused her mother (her only parent pass away injury. My fiancèe had long recovery 's been 7 years scar is on her collarbone goes down her chest but isn't showing. Unless she's wearing scoop/square tops.
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Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness

There's nothing so discouraging and mystifying as someone who is completely off their rocker with pure dumbness, spewing off something that they think the rest of the world should take seriously. This AskReddit thread pays homage to the hopelessly lost souls that said unbelievably stupid stuff without having any idea that everyone else recognized what they were saying as plain old stupid. 

A collection of the dumbest things that people said in all seriousness. | AngryOrca1 There is no proof earth is round Reply
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Trash-tacular Moments of Garbage Behavior

Say the nice things you want to about planet earth, this place is still abounding with selfish behavior, dizzying mediocrity and all kinds of trashy moments riddled with garbage-ness. There's folks parking on top of grave sites, stealing stuff from kids, and many more trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

funny cringeworthy and bad trashy moments | did miss hearing about this until now Winter wonderland event at Noarlunga costing $30+ per head enter can't stop laughing | car taking up parked in the middle of two handicap parking spots
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Incompetent Boss Insists On Using Errant GPS, Karma Ensues

If you ever have a boss who rudely insists that you "don't think" while you're in the driver's seat, you certainly have the opportunity to serve up a whopping plate of malicious compliance. Thus was the case with this employee who decided to follow their boss' orders despite being well aware that they drove past the correct exit ramp. Naturally, the boss was not stoked, but clearly had a moment of sobering realization that they vastly underestimated their employee's ability to follow instructions. Check out some more juicy malicious compliance content with this call center that wouldn't give their employee a raise, so malicious compliance ensued

A boss insists on using an errant GPS app, employee follows orders, hilarity ensues. | r/MaliciousCompliance u/AlwaysTheNoob 21h Join 1 2 2 e7 3 4 8 3 not here think ouch, but okay L tl;dr at bottom About decade ago new guy at company have people fly all over world start putting gear together before leaving again job sites, and one things did my earlier days pick those people up airport, take them their hotel after work, etc.
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Liars That Failed To Pawn Their Bundles Of Lies

As long as we've had social media apps available to us we've had deceptive fools try to pawn off their bundles of hastily woven lies to people that they never think will call them out. The thing is that when you're trying to lie online, there's a whole bunch of research tools readily available at our disposal to fact check the iffy posts. That being said, these laughable liars got their comeuppance when it was all said and done. 

A collection of times that liars got outed online. | stopped listening guys back 2017 y'all put on worst performance l've ever seen singer drunk and out breath as soon as he started 7h Like Reply 124 Author Attack Attack haven't played show since 2013, so l'm not sure band saw 2017. lol
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Influencer Expects Artist To Sacrifice Integrity For Exposure

When oh when will these influencers ever get it through their thick skulls that exposure is not equivalent to payment. We have a wealth of artists in this wild world that are proactively trying to make it. They don't have the time or energy to put up with belligerent choosing beggars like we see here. Influencers are really out there operating on a different frequency. And not the good one. 

An influencer expects an artist to sacrifice their integrity in the name of exposure. | Hey manager messaging earlier telling were looking hand drawn portrait? yeah can start cos need this ASAP
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Talk about the work of a criminally dumb criminal. This fool attempted to steal someone's package (package thieves suck), and then proceeded to get his car stuck in the snow. Kind of comical on the one hand, but also still infuriating because porch pirates are the absolute worst. For more juicy package thief content, check out this video of porch pirates getting blindsided by a glitter bomb

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Belligerent Choosing Beggar Threatens To Snitch On Desk Seller

Apparently three weeks instead of two weeks was the dealbreaker and ultimate cause for being an inconsiderate and aggressively rude choosing beggar. They could've just approached this whole situation with a calm and collected matter, but instead they erred comfortably on the side of being a wildly disagreeable human being. 

A choosing beggar threatens to go and snitch on a desk seller. | Hi there wondering turn around time custom desk is need height be 700mm. Width enough fit triple 24" monitors side by side like keyboard sized area at front slanted forward ease typing/gaming 17:25 Hiya have template exact design. Around 2 weeks before can start currently 17:30
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Man Insists He Knows IT Better Than IT, Learns Otherwise

Anyone who has ever worked tech support knows that the job is brimming with testy customers that seem to have a relentless vendetta toward taking out all their angst about this wild life, on the very people that are just trying to help them figure out how to use their technology. This results in some seriously unfortunate interactions. People just need to play nice with one another. Check out another tech support "glory story" with this person who changed their phone password, couldn't charge their phone, and then assumed that their phone was dead

Man insists that he knows IT better than the actual IT, and then learns otherwise. | r/talesfromtechsupport u/airzonesama Am Not Good With Comp know better than Epic r/ALL So few years back working manufacturing company as manager. Like many industries had number machines with embedded computer systems sake convenience called these "production machines because they produce stuff. By and large, these PC's are just normal desktop PC's have bunch data acquisition cards them connected PLC
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Men Who Married Bridezillas Share Their Post-Wedding Stories

We've seen our fair share of bridezilla implosions at this point in the game. Weddings have an uncanny knack for bringing out the worst in people. Sometimes that ends up manifesting as a senseless, belligerent bridezilla who is just on a toxic tear. These poor lads describe their experiences with bridezillas after the wedding days had passed. As you might expect, a whole lot of bad stuff. 

Men who married bridezillas describe what happened after their weddings. | LurkersGoneLurk 1h 3 1 Award Divorcasaurus Ex.
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Entitled Influencer Expects Free Goods In Exchange For Exposure

We're getting all kinds of mixed and disrespectful signals from this entitled individual. They're throwing out verbal jabs about having way more money than the person that they're buying stuff from, but also refuse to pay the very reasonable asking price. So basically, a glaringly delusional human being who is just out there committed to spreading them toxic vibes. Check out some more entitlement at play in this wild world with this entitled family that expected the babysitter to pay their utilities bill

An entitled influencer expects free stuff in exchange for exposure, and hilarity ensues. | hello would like do collaboration some sort? id love share work on my account if interested?
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People's Worst First Date Stories

The whole dating scene is a wildly unpredictable one. Too many times unsuspecting folks can fly blind right into nothing short of a waking nightmare. Dating apps can certainly play a part in this vicious cycle. It's as if the person you spent all that time exchanging virtual pleasantries with before actually meeting, was nothing more than a work of fiction. If you ever find yourself in the middle of a date that is erring comfortably on the side of absolute disaster, then you'd best dip ship like there's no tomorrow. 

A collection of tweets about people's worst first dates. | Anthony @AnthonyMustache 00 Replying jimmyfallon Took her Buffalo Wild Wings didn't realize she vegetarian #WorstFirstDate
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Via istenkray
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We're not sure what frequency this woman was operating under at the time of this desperate shopping network moment. Hopefully someone in her inner circle gave her a little wakeup call, and let her know that nobody in their right mind was going to buy her ring for her asking price. 

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Why is this way better than it should be? Seriously, there's a catchy vibe going on. Outside of that though, it's a pretty good idea to act out conversations with choosing beggars or other strange people in the online housing world. There are some serious gems. 

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We have no idea what kind of hurricane of pure chaotic nonsense was rushing through this man's brain as he went about giving an "interview." Let's just say that this video will test people's tolerance for cringe like never before.