cringe

You miss every shot you don't take. We've got a nice spread of brash and occasionally smooth Tinderers trying their best to make something happen in a Wild West seemingly hellbent on teasing unrealistic expectations endlessly, by its very design. 

These people need to seriously rework their gift-giving approach. You have to try hard to be THIS BAD at gifts. 

Where or where did it all go wrong?...

You have to applaud the commitment in this three-part emotional rollercoaster of the scammer getting trolled. I did NOT anticipate this epic saga to be injected with so much raw, soul-stirring emotion and heartbreak. 

Don't fall prey to the original hardwood floors and porcelain tub. 

Seems like a whole lot of trouble to go through just to eat some more hummus, man. 

Some people just seem hellbent on haunting others with their past lives that they're proactively trying to leave in the past. 

You can't put a price on this level of delusion.