cringe

The internet has a knack for sniffing out the truth amidst all the BS. People just seem hellbent on refusing to ever learn. 

My insides hurt from cringing so hard while reading through this one. This idiot wouldn't take no for an answer. Damn. 

Sushi restaurants possess an uncanny knack for attracting all kinds of uncomfortable dates that never should've been had in the first place. 

The world is a very strange place...

To try at anything is to willingly give yourself over to potential failure. These people lost and fails resulted. Thank goodness for us. 

This customer needed a bit of a reality check. Someone's probably always listening. In this case, it's great the cashier was ready to share the fact that they did in fact speak Mandarin Chinese as well as English. Yes, it's possible to speak more than one language! Who'duh thunk it. 

Every time you've had an awkward meal, your server has totally picked up on it. And if you're lucky, they tell that story about you all the time. Also, quick tip: it's probably a good idea to not propose at Olive Garden.

This man has mayonnaise coursing through is veins. He is not like the others, and we need to study his ways.