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Totally Random, Strange, And Hilarious Tinder Gems

Oh boy, we've got some fresh, spicy, and genuinely strange gems from the wild world of Tinder. You never know what kind of cheesy pickup line could be lurking behind the next right swipe. Better yet, sometimes those cheesy pickup lines actually work. Check out more Tinder gems from the silly world of swipes over here.

A collection of funny moments from the ridiculous world of Tinder | Lauren Yesterday 's evening s must have on my checklist have job house and car and 's must be 6ft P Report Today Hello meet all those requirements s must on my checklist have 9 months cash reserves case an emergency debt/income ratio less than 30 and put at least 20 income into tax advantaged retirement account also require C-cups or bigger | Hey, quick question? If could have one super power would be hmmmm Invisibility Wed, Jun
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Via RomainBou
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This fake martial arts master got exposed in one swift move by a news anchor that even tries to help the fool out. Watching the guy trying to stop himself from laughing hysterically is the real gold. 

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Facepalm Moments From The Dimmest Bulbs

We all fall prey to brain farts, and sometimes those brain farts end up manifesting in unbelievably clueless statuses for the rest of the online world to tear into with ferocious passion. Outside of the brain farts, the internet also invites a whole lot of blind ignorance. If we're lucky, we get to see those folks called out by some remarkable retorts.

A collection of moments that made us facepalm | Snee ee Thusds Jewant il Here is schedule hey think have wrong number Then is number because have 51 is my number Read 11:36 AM Ok then why did say have wrong number because not person trying text | Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados his yard? Who would do guys he just realized he has an avocado tree 8:51 PM 8/22/19 Twitter iPhone 2,213 Retweets 22.9K Likes
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Extremely Weird Things People Did as Kids

You don't need to be an adult for long to realize that kids are extremely dumb and weird. It makes you go back and think about all the weird junk you must have done as a kid. Maybe you had an irrational fear of cardboard boxes or thought dirt tasted good. In the opposite direction, here's a story of a five-year-old who's way too smart for her own good.

Stories of the weirdest things people did as kids | IrrationallyCalm 43.4k points 1 day ago edited 1 day ago 回22 S around 8 years old liked way clean towels tasted. Something really enjoyed putting towel over straw, and drinking kool-aid through My mother wasn't fan having white towels covered with red spots, so she put stop pretty quick.
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Million Dollar Amusement Park Wants Free Work

Yay, another fine example of delusional entitlement. This time we've got a million dollar amusement park that puts out a call to action for artists to contribute their mask designs, and enter for a chance to "win" having their designs being used. So, basically put all that time and energy in to create a cool mask design, and have it stolen for mass distribution while the very folks stealing it from you are "rewarding" you with "exposure." They value the artists, just not enough to pay them. 

Check out more entitled people and their preposterous demands over here.

A million dollar amusement park expects free work | Lagoon Amusement Park is at Lagoon Amusement Park. 1h· Farmington, Utah O Logson Create Lagoon Mask! Lagoon wants submit fantastic artwork our very first #maskcontest winner's mask will be locally produced and sold on park next month mask template with dimensions, please click on link below and send family-friendly artwork maskscontest@lagoonpark.com no later than July 15th!
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Tumblr Thread: Importance Of Giving Customers What They Ask For

This Tumblr thread pulls together people with all kinds of food allergies, after one insensitive, mean spirited movie theater employee cracked a sassy joke about not following through with customers' orders as they requested. Of course, kitchen mishaps occur and sometimes a meal gets legitimately messed up; but let's all try to take extra caution with those meals being prepared for folks with life threatening food allergies. 

Check out another Tumblr thread with this nice Tumblr user who cleared up a case of food allergies.

Movie theater employee gets called out for messing with customer's order | work at movie theater and skinny bitches order diet coke, I give them regular. Wahahahaha theforcekeepers DO NOT DO THIS. This makes so angry | If work movie theater and do this have no respect My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic go movie theater always get intolerant but because stomach ulcers are still healing couple years ago went Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked green tea latte with soy
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People That Screwed Themselves Over In Court

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various people that were their own worst enemies in court. Some criminally dumb criminals just seem to ask for it. For more absurdity from the courtroom check out these ridiculous overheards during court proceedings.

People that screwed themselves over in court | Belgian_friet 3d Not lawyer, but law student. This case my professor showed us class. Some guy accused something cannot remember but judge spoke him free because there wasn't enough evidence he had done Guy said "thank judge, l'll never do again DA appealed and got him convicted Reply 681
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Never forget the time that this NFL analyst proceeded to have a breakdown after being asked a question off the script. 

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Questionable Hairstyles That Didn't Give A Dang

Can't even begin to fathom what compelled these dos. Hairstyles have always been an interesting way for folks to express themselves. More power to these people for just going for it. 

A collection of bizarre hairstyles that didn't give a dang | funny weird back view of short bob haircut
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Entitled Friend Wants To Use Guy's Car To Get Laid

These entitled choosing beggars just keep coming out of the woodwork. We have no idea what compels them and their unyielding wave of irrational demands. It's absurd. For instance, consider the dude who was offering free chairs and somehow still upset a choosing beggar.

Freeloader friend expects guy to let him use his car, and rages when he gets rejected | Hey bro, is cool if still borrow whip tonight? Yeah man just bring back by 10 time swinging thru 6 Aight homie. See then Today 4:06 PM going give whip back tomorrow morning instead.
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Choosy Beggar Refuses To Comprehend Rejection

This slippery choosing beggar got to borrow a car once, and proceeded to draw the entitled assumption that that meant they could just use it again. There would appear to be a strong case of blind ignorance at play here. 

A slipper choosing beggar won't take no for an answer | yo fr though, u mind letting having awhile? ill take good care though thats asking alot dude dont know if anyone would do friend but would do makes real g
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Job Applicant Calls Out Company's Interview Process

This job applicant decided to call out a company's interview process after being rejected from getting the position. It would seem given the context here that the honest and critical review was completely reasonable. Someone in the comments section suggested that this company sounded like a potential MLM/pyramid scheme. If that were the case, then bullet dodged! 

Job applicant calls out company's interview process | AITA giving company my honest opinion on their interview process they asked Not hole applied job few months ago completely online work home job regardless current situation so all communication and process done online. This retail consultant position online shoppers. They could seek advice consultant if they needed help choosing products received an email saying they would like interview Sweet got an email link zoom call next week had no idea
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AskReddit Thread: Buffet Workers' Horror Stories

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the gnarliest things that buffet workers have witnessed. Buffets certainly attract all kinds of monstrous food creations. On top of that, the customers can get real interesting. 

Buffet workers share their horror stories in an AskReddit thread | sixpackshaker• 339d My first job as dishwasher an all can eat fried catfish buffet. People are animals. Especially ones get far more food off buffet than they can eat. Then they take left overs and pile them on plate or tray, cover ketchup and tartar sauce, then pour their iced tea over top all lot people did got at least two plates like night. 6.8k
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Man, she really knows how to break a heart. It doesn't get much more uncomfortable than this. 

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The World's Most Cursed Tumblr Posts

We're usually sharing fresh, funny, and innocently bizarre Tumblr gems; but this time we're giving the cursed Tumblr nuggets a go. If there's anything that this collection of weird proves, it's that the moment between sharing an unnerving, passing thought and not sharing that thought is absolutely crucial to the mental peace of other folks online. We've got fruits that look like demonic gremlins, and at one point a face paint tutorial from the movie "Frozen" that looks like it could be the monster in a sleep paralysis episode.

A collection of cursed Tumblr posts. | Packaged goods - unukorn: squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala550: mac and cheese mac and cheese 's an egg 's an ipad iPad | Packaged goods - kittiesinthemorning just don't understand this happened. But here's picture lemon my backyard scientificperfection EVERLOVING FUCK buttpilgrim life gives iemons MAKE SACRIFICES
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