Oh boy, we've got some fresh, spicy, and genuinely strange gems from the wild world of Tinder. You never know what kind of cheesy pickup line could be lurking behind the next right swipe. Better yet, sometimes those cheesy pickup lines actually work. Check out more Tinder gems from the silly world of swipes over here.
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We all fall prey to brain farts, and sometimes those brain farts end up manifesting in unbelievably clueless statuses for the rest of the online world to tear into with ferocious passion. Outside of the brain farts, the internet also invites a whole lot of blind ignorance. If we're lucky, we get to see those folks called out by some remarkable retorts.
You don't need to be an adult for long to realize that kids are extremely dumb and weird. It makes you go back and think about all the weird junk you must have done as a kid. Maybe you had an irrational fear of cardboard boxes or thought dirt tasted good. In the opposite direction, here's a story of a five-year-old who's way too smart for her own good.
Yay, another fine example of delusional entitlement. This time we've got a million dollar amusement park that puts out a call to action for artists to contribute their mask designs, and enter for a chance to "win" having their designs being used. So, basically put all that time and energy in to create a cool mask design, and have it stolen for mass distribution while the very folks stealing it from you are "rewarding" you with "exposure." They value the artists, just not enough to pay them.
Check out more entitled people and their preposterous demands over here.
This Tumblr thread pulls together people with all kinds of food allergies, after one insensitive, mean spirited movie theater employee cracked a sassy joke about not following through with customers' orders as they requested. Of course, kitchen mishaps occur and sometimes a meal gets legitimately messed up; but let's all try to take extra caution with those meals being prepared for folks with life threatening food allergies.
Check out another Tumblr thread with this nice Tumblr user who cleared up a case of food allergies.
Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various people that were their own worst enemies in court. Some criminally dumb criminals just seem to ask for it. For more absurdity from the courtroom check out these ridiculous overheards during court proceedings.
These entitled choosing beggars just keep coming out of the woodwork. We have no idea what compels them and their unyielding wave of irrational demands. It's absurd. For instance, consider the dude who was offering free chairs and somehow still upset a choosing beggar.
This job applicant decided to call out a company's interview process after being rejected from getting the position. It would seem given the context here that the honest and critical review was completely reasonable. Someone in the comments section suggested that this company sounded like a potential MLM/pyramid scheme. If that were the case, then bullet dodged!
We're usually sharing fresh, funny, and innocently bizarre Tumblr gems; but this time we're giving the cursed Tumblr nuggets a go. If there's anything that this collection of weird proves, it's that the moment between sharing an unnerving, passing thought and not sharing that thought is absolutely crucial to the mental peace of other folks online. We've got fruits that look like demonic gremlins, and at one point a face paint tutorial from the movie "Frozen" that looks like it could be the monster in a sleep paralysis episode.
