This clumsy girlfriend's intentions when her boyfriend found himself in pain, were pure. But the purest of intentions don't eliminate the innate clumsiness of someone who just falls often. That being said, the following story brimming with love, and injury, is filled with a strong heartwarming does of unintentional, super cringe. We hope you enjoy!
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If there's any advice we have to give after reading through the following guide of "life advice", it's that you're best served sticking to your moral compass, your gut, and while having an open mind is healthy, keep a wary heart in the process. People's advice they label as beneficial to you, might be self-motivated for their own gain, and you don't want to catch yourself, as the fool who took it for something else.
Divorces kind of pull on the old heartstrings...so, why not find that perfectly melancholic, soul-shattering song to accompany the grand occasion. Really commemorate the death of a once great love, in tasteful fashion. Just waiting on Spotify to roll out a Divorce playlist soon...
To use public transportation is to (painfully) knowingly throw yourself into a sea of absolute chaos. People really let themselves go CRAZY on the bus or train. That or they were already to begin with.
These people have every right to be filled with anger, over their roommates' inability to act like reasonable human beings that have an actual moral compass. Some people willingly turn a blind eye toward boundaries, and take what isn't their's. Just make sure you're not living with them, cause you'll end up with a lot of missing stuff.
Waiters and waitresses have that outside-in perspective when it comes to you entering their domain, to take a chance at meeting someone for your first date. Those sporadic conversations you have with your date, consisting of information you'd already know if the other person was a consistent part of your life, are a giveaway. But at the same time, things aren't always as they appear. Maybe you're reading this as someone who's in a loving relationship, and realizing you might look like you're on a first date with your partner, every time you guys go out!
