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Via CBS Los Angeles
A San Luis Obispo police chief left her gun in a public restroom, and surveillance footage has surfaced since the moment of forgetfulness, showing a stranger walking out with the gun. Not something you want to leave lying around. Hopefully the dude gets picked up quick.
Most of us are trying to get through the day while being kind to each other, but sometimes people just go f*ck it and act out of complete and utter selfishness. Here are instances of people being creepy, cruel and generally trashy for no good reason at all. For more trashiness, here are some trashy moments that belong on the garbage pile.
Via Johnny Rivera
People in uniform who abuse their power need to be accountable. Clearly this cop caused an accident and tried to cover it up with an unnecessary arrest.
What kinda psychopathic behavior is this?! pic.twitter.com/T8AIdGpmuS
— Optimus Primal (@BlindDensetsu) June 29, 2019
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A young Texas woman might be looking at up to 20 years in prison for licking a gallon container of ice cream. To make matters even more disgusting with this, is the woman had an Instagram caption (since deleted) that said she'd been sick with the flu the week before doing this attempt at viral infamy. She literally said, "let's start an epidemic."
These lawyers witnessed the kind of moments in the courtroom that could only be justified by a conclusive, "I rest my case." Sometimes stupidity comes out in full force, and everyone's just left speechless, and there's nothing else to be said. Courtrooms seem to be a magnet for mindless stupidity and people showing off the worst sides of humanity.
If all this courtroom drama got you going check out a series of free legal tips in no particular order over here.
Some of these dogs look like they feel more guilty than others. Whether it ranged from destruction of property to disturbing the peace, these otherwise good dogs behaved badly and suffered the stigma of internet shaming. We're not super sure if that's an effective way to teach your dog not to chew on your shoes, but it makes for good internets. Here are some more dog shaming photos.
Via Kicks 105
A homeowner called Lufkin Police to respond to a possible burglary in progress. As it turned out, the trespasser they found was even more confused than they were. Reminds us of this twitter thread about cops responding to a suspected burglary with an even dumber ending. But seriously, that is one terrified deer.
When this man asked the cop for his name, he got quite the fiery response. Yep, a good old "f**k you." Okay then, glad to see that everyone's remaining calm in this situation. You can check out the full story here.
In other news, we ran a video yesterday that actually shows cops keeping their cool when they're stormed by a bunch of rowdy kids wielding water guns.
You can trust that L. Scott Briscoe has your back in whatever idiot-headed chicanery you find yourself "wrongly accused of." In any case, the man needs some numbers on bus benches we can call the next time we really get in deep when it's "no fault of our own." For more lawyer themed shenanigans, here are courtroom stories from a tumblr thread spotlighting how crazy it is that court reporters can keep straight faces.
"I notice I run faster naked" - A Fulham Gardens man has told how he chased down a home invader in his underwear, armed with a didgeridoo. MORE in #9NewsAt6 pic.twitter.com/Y7HIRzdFsh
— Nine News Adelaide (@9NewsAdel) June 3, 2019
Via @9NewsAdel
"I notice I run faster naked!" Luckily this Australian legend who gave what is easily the most Australian interview of all time, had his "didgeridoo" on him when the water got hot.
Here are some accounts of times things got extra real. Whether it was a transformative moment, a shocking one, or when something super awkward happened. If you're looking for a funnier change of pace, here's a hilariously stupid call Lawrence PD had to respond to.
