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With just one or two small details left out, just about any job, even incredibly helpful ones like Librarian or EMT can be described in a criminal light. In a similar vain, here are bad stock photos of people's jobs getting roasted. That's not to say all jobs are super legit, there are definitely some sketchy secrets of various industries.

Almost everyone has a pretty basic sense of responsibility to the people around them. Almost. Here are some people whose narcissism, complete dumbness or straight up horribly trashy decisions that are bursting with garbage-ocity. For less vitriol and more straight up dumbness, people find themselves in facepalm moments as well.

Imagine being in your own house minding your own business, then you look out the window and realize someone is staring at you. And you can't know how long they've been watching. It's happened before, and it's freaky as hell. For some extra creepiness, here's the story of a dad's instincts as well as some creepy facts to feel unsettled about.

Being stuck in this mortal coil gives us a lot of opportunities to see trashy behavior that belongs on mount garbage. Maybe it's someone who sells their bathwater as a miracle cure, maybe it's a landlord who openly tries to scam their tenants, or maybe it's just a person stealing literally anything that isn't nailed down. Either way, life brings moments of trashiness that belong on a garbage barge.

Be it a stroke of luck, or just the staff finally knowing who to look for, but their thief came back, probably to steal again. This time they were sort of prepared, kind of. What kind of idiot comes back to the same place he already stole from on camera? For a satisfying story of revenge, here's a guy who got sweet padlock revenge on a gym thief.

Whether it was last week or thirty years ago, people remember being accused of things they didn't do. It's one of the most maddening feelings to be wrongfully misjudged, especially when there's no way to prove your own innocence. Here are people who got blamed for some BS. Luckily, a few of them were able to prove their innocence. Some weren't so lucky.

Whether it's some lady using a huge tragedy as an opportunity to sell essential oils, a dude using a public water fountain to clean his dog's ass, or having to put up a sign to keep people from huffing whipped cream, there are boundless opportunities for intense trashiness on our planet. For more of this junk, here are some extra trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

Sure, nobody's perfect, but sometimes it's clear when more or less effort is being made to be decent to your fellow man. The resulting lack of effort are moments that belong on the garbage barge. Here's just a whole lot of selfish behavior from customers, companies, parents and everywhere in between. Trashiness comes from all walks of life.

Most people are committed to making life as easy as possible for those around them. That means not stealing or destroying other peoples stuff, and generally being kind. Sometimes people don't have that in mind, and we get trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

This guy just introduced a new and pure genius way to potentially get out of having to deal with a speeding ticket. Who could've known that fart spray would be so clutch 

Don't let these moments of incredible selfishness get you down, most people are pretty decent. It's just that trashy, antisocial behavior can come from any part of society, and sometimes people's actions are so petty and ridiculously selfish, all you can do is gawk at the trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

As far as mindless acts of social media-fueled stupidity goes, this one right here takes the cake. This guy clearly wasn't up for making a run for it, and decided he'd turn himself in via Facebook as a result. Naturally, the comments section was all kinds of lit up over the profoundly moronic moment.