If you thought pineapple on pizza was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Flying in a plane is never comfortable. The seats are cramped, the aisle are awkwardly narrow, and the food is basically 3D printed. Most travelers understand that there's a certain etiquette that must be that must be followed to prevent further discomfort for the good of the rest of the group and a few unspoken rules simply cannot be broken. Never bring your own hard boiled eggs for a snack, never let your kiddos play annoying games on your phone at full volume, and absolutely, never, EVER tak…

Oh yeah, that.

It's nice to be out.

The world is full of surprises.

Such grace.

Some problems sort themselves out.

What a senseless waste of pizza.

Every town has a few.

What a wild ride.

You know what you did.

Yowza pazowza.

Yeah, that's not a super awesome idea.

The secret ingredient is crime.

Life is quite trippy.

Surreal timing.