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These three buffoons didn't know what they were walking into when they tried to rob Bar One Racing in County Cork, Ireland. Tim Murphy (office manager) and Denis O'Conor (badass great-grandpa) fearlessly warded off their attempts. And to think those goons thought a measly sawed off shotgun and a couple hammers would do the trick. 

These unnerving tales are all testaments to the life-altering value in going with your gut feeling.

You can take the man out of Florida but you can't take the Florida out of the man. Every state's got em.

McDonalds won't miss a few dozen packets of fancy ketchup, but damn, some of these moves are downright underhanded.

For the most part, these folks admit that they didn't have much reason to do what they did other than jealousy or unawareness. Some others were put in a situation where there were very few ways to get out with grace. Either way, they make for a decent story.

People make some real bone-headed moves for almost no reason. Here are 20 people who witnessed some grade-A fire-able offenses, or committed them themselves.

People live some dramatic lives. Secret girlfriends, criminal syndicate pasts, and  absolutely intolerable relatives are just a few of the topics of these stories. Also, some dads are just really petty and don't like cottage cheese.