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The Escambia County Sheriff's Office gets some interesting characters, and people are enthusiastic to participate. This guy looks like he was arrested for drinking absolutely everything. Hopefully he'll be able to swallow his pride, too.

After a hit and run, this community on Nextdoor was getting themselves organized when they got an enlightening update. 

Just seeing someone out there isn't the creepiest thing. It's the ones where someone is looking back. Those are the creepiest.

I think it's fair to say that we definitely all recognize this man. 

You never know when Florida Man might next strike. He's the hero the world never asked for nor saw coming, but the one who insists on continuing to create madness in our modern day dystopia. 

These three buffoons didn't know what they were walking into when they tried to rob Bar One Racing in County Cork, Ireland. Tim Murphy (office manager) and Denis O'Conor (badass great-grandpa) fearlessly warded off their attempts. And to think those goons thought a measly sawed off shotgun and a couple hammers would do the trick. 

These unnerving tales are all testaments to the life-altering value in going with your gut feeling.

You can take the man out of Florida but you can't take the Florida out of the man. Every state's got em.