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Manager demands that "employee log every moment" of their time, employee complies, spends so much time filling in their timesheet that their billable hours tank: 'After 3 weeks my overhead total was sitting at 18.75 hours for a 40-hour week'
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Neighbor’s fencing contractor destroys Oregon homeowner's irrigation system and landscaping, they both deny responsibility, so he plans to sue them both: ‘The damage is around $4,500’
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Grandson refuses to spend his weekends maintaining his grandparents’ investment property in Las Vegas after being guilt-tripped into regular 5-hour repair trips: ‘This isn’t my house’
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'Your seat?': Young woman crafts the perfect revenge against a man whom she had to switch seats with on an airplane and was very disrespectful about it
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Boss refuses to admit they underpaid employee after they quit, then proceeds to blame them for their lack of empathy for the business: ‘The working conditions are not sustainable’
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