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Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.
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Manager demands new hire employee write shorter reports, employee complies: 'He came to my desk. In person. To discuss the report'
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Worker surprised by manager's reaction when they give their 2 weeks' notice, manager demands that they stay longer and give 1 month total: '[My] manager is upset that I didn't give "advanced notice"'
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Middle-aged manchild gets what he deserves after throwing a tantrum in a hotel lobby, leaves in cuffs: 'My smile was genuine when I deactivated his keys'
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Tenant hides neighbor's clothes after watching neighbor repeatedly take out residents' clothes from the communal washing machine: ‘She's never coming back to our laundry room’
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Company demands employees pay for branded clothes, then forbids everyone from wearing them on shift: 'Wait, you thought you could actually wear the uniforms you paid for?'
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