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A Tumblr User's Strategy to Keep Jerks from Namedropping their Fancy College

Believing that the elite college your daddy got you into makes you better than the people are around you is some rude BS. If you are the type of person who likes to namedrop their college, other people are laughing at you behind your back. This Tumblr user has a graceful strategy to keep jackasses from casually mentioning their fancy schooling. For some college themed entitlement, here's a college slacker who demanded a classmate's notes and got denied. And here's just some fun gems from Tumblr.

Tumblr user explains how to keep fancy college graduates from namedropping their school | inthisquarter Want more subtle way accomplish this same kind power move? DON'T ASK WHERE BOSTON. Story go fancy grad school, where lot folks did their undergraduate degrees at fancy places two schools whose alumni here are most full themselves about are Harvard and MIT. They'll drop name their alma mater at any and every chance they get. However, upon introductions, they all name-drop exact same way can
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Person Accidentally Applies to College as Fictional Race from Dungeons and Dragons

We're not sure if you get any scholarships for claiming to be part lizard-person, but if anyone in the admissions office knows anything about DnD this person is screwed. Since it's this person's parents fault for perpetuating snake-descent, here are salty adults sharing the unjust lies they were told as kids.

Person applies to college claiming to be a race from dungeons and dragons | r/tifu Posted by stplkinatmswn TIFU Unknowingly Applying College as Fictional Race. So little backstory my knowledge just about 8th Native American. My parents didn't raise spiritual or anything but knew they did have little shrine they liked keep some things and whatever just part house had friends ask about and nothing crazy.
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Guys Make Full Use of Their School's Stupid Printing Policy

For whatever reason, almost every printing policy is stupid. Whether you work somewhere with one, or go to school, there's always some sort of wast-of-money plan that never seems to work out in your favor. There's even another dude who complied with his school's unfair printing fee by using every printer at once.

Guys take advantage of stupid printing policy | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/UrPokemon get 250 pages print per semester. My roommate and attend university where are given 250 pages per semester print as part our attendance. Well hardly used since have our own printer, so went over print room and asked them if could have our ~500 pages. They said pages were only printing and not quantity letter paper were entitled So said okay.
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Student Gets Back at Thieving Roommate with Booby Trap USB

A bad roommate can make your home a living hell. When this student noticed their roommate was stealing their stuff, things got serious. This sort of strategy happens with food too, like this guy who ended up baking a cake full of habeneros

Guy gets revenge on stealing roommate with a USB trap | Think can steal my stuff and get away with Good luck studying exams with broken laptop Back my first year college used live residence on campus with 3 other dudes. Two them were cool (shout out Bdawg and Al) but third named David had nasty habit taking things weren't his and mysteriously forgetting objects had fallen into his possession.
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Tumblr User Imagines Hilarious Addams Family Twist

Leave it to the wonderful and creative minds of the Tumblr community to hatch up the next genius plot twist for the infamous Addams Family storyline. This clearly needs to be the basis for the next movie. Great stuff here. 

A Tumblr user imagines a hilarious twist on the Addams Family movies | guilty-as-battery-charged Addams Family renting out rooms their huge mansion cheaply broke college students students digging because craziness and bugs are pretty much same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants abuse and exploit
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Entitled College Slacker Demands Classmate's Notes, Gets Denied

One of the more annoying parts of working hard at school is having to deal with people who don't take it seriously and just try to skate through without learning anything. The world has a lot of entitled morons that seem resistant to caring about the people around them. The fact that this person doesn't do their homework and just expects notes is frustrating enough. Maybe it's for the best that they probably won't end up as someone's doctor...

Entitled college slacker demands notes and is rude when there aren't any.
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Total BS Reasons Teachers Gave People A Worse Grade

School is one of the first times in life that you realize you're in a vast system that you have little control over. When it comes to grading, some people play things by the book, don't even resort to incredibly creative cheating, and still get points taken off for a total BS reason. Most teachers are sensible people who have their students best interest in mind, but there are others who just want to see the future burn. Teachers can be incredibly weird like that.

Frustrating stories of times teachers gave bad grades for stupid reasons.
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Guy Loses Gangster's Flirty Daughter A Frat Party

This guy just wanted to help out some "family friends" who very well might've been gangsters. He ended up volunteering his services for taking one of the guy's daughters along to a frat party. The complication in that plan was that she was notorious for being "boy crazy" and he didn't end up keeping a close eye on her. Fortunately, his moment of panic when his life likely flashed before his eyes, gave way to a simple joke. Phew. 

Guy loses a gangster's flirty daughter at a frat party.
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Sick Dude, Shows Up Looking Scary Sick, After Being Told Attendance For Final Test Is Mandatory

College can have weird and rigid rules, but sometimes there are ways to fight back within the confines of the system, like this guy who complied with his school's unfair printing fee by using every printer at once. In this case, a class wouldn't let him get out of the final for being sick, so he decided to play it up.

Sick guy's school requires him to show up to test or fail, so he shows up and looks awful.
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Hyper Controlling Mom Wants To Track Kid At College

With all the stuff we've heard of and experienced with helicopter parents in the last few decades, it's refreshing to see someone actually stand up to their mom who's trying to control their social life while not under their roof. Hell, dude, it's college. You don't want to experience college life while your mom watches.

Controlling mom wants guy to install tracking app, he doesn't.
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The College Life Summed Up In 40 Tweets

The following collection of tweets are all kinds of relatable for anyone who has ever muddled through the often disorienting, exhausting, and generally ridiculous college years. This just further deepened my sweet relief that I'm done with school. What a rollercoaster that whole college thing was. 

The college life summed up in a collection of hilarious and relatable tweets.
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The lesson was supposed to be "things aren't always as they seem" but based on the results, it seems like this class might be a waste of time. We've had "mindblowing" ideas like this in the past, but almost no one does them, because if they don't go perfectly, as this professor demonstrates, it becomes very awkward.

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Guy Complies with Unfair Printing Fee by Using Every Printer at Once

It's known that everything about college is way too expensive, but charging a fee for a service that no one will fully use is pretty much stealing. It's like if a company offered coupons for free kicks in the crotch. Who's gonna redeem all of them? Anyway this guy decided he wouldn't make the college waste his money, so he wasted it in a way that he at least had control over. People often come up with solutions to problems foisted on them by large institutions, like this guy who was told he had to work on vacation.

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Guy Ruins Cheating Girlfriend's Dream Of Joining A Sorority

This is some actual pro revenge right here. Just believable enough to enjoy and not question the whole time. Sounds like cheating girlfriend got hers in the end. There goes that dream of the sorority! 

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23 of the Most Entitled School Admissions Applications People Have Seen

Nothing gets the blood boiling hotter than seeing some rich kid get a better opportunity with the help of daddy's money. Here are some of the more entitled and out-of-touch applications people have reviewed. Luckily, most of these spoiled kids didn't get in. For more stories of rich kid syndrome, check this out.

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