RA's everywhere are about to be traumatized. Also, can we all potentially agree on the fact that dorms for whatever reason inspire animal-like wildness, and a general hedonistically-unhinged stance on, well, life? But also, shoutout to the mad scientists that were straight up addicted to growing shit in their dorm room; and went so far as to hatch quails in there! --- and got away with it for a year!
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Well, that's one way to drive the point home, prof. Perhaps taking it a bit far though? Invasion of privacy and all that jazz. What'd you expect from a fine class of degenerates and academics and fratastic douchecanoes though? It's colllllege. Shoutout to whoever bought $240 worth of turtlenecks, by the way.
Consider this a crash course for those out there inclined towards functional (or not at all...) degeneracy. Can't help but ponder how many college kids, once on track for higher learning, degrees, etc, found themselves hopelessly expelled post-Spring Break. Damn, did we have a lot of ridiculous, booze-soaked, maddening kind of material to work with this year! Anyways, read up on the idiots of the world that just weren't clever/smart enough to pull off lives outside the bounds of rule-abiding rationality.
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Another spring break season has almost officially come and gone (thiink we're in the last week or so here for some colleges), and 2017 most definitely delivered on the drunken, booze-soaked debauchery front. The kids these days are seemingly hellbent on taking spring break decadence to new highs, and new lows.
What we have here could be the epitome of everything scantily-clothed and shameless and outright pure ridiculous about undergrad vacations that escape parental supervision.
It's just about that time of the year again, dudes; yes, Spring Break. A time entrenched in sweet booze-soaked madness, and often given over to the questionably spontaneous, hedonistic whims of college students with nothing better to do with their time than let loose battle cries while chugging out the nearest handle in sight, amidst an endless procession of shotgunning beers; and maybe, just maybe even lighting up a few heaters. It would seem these awesomely wild times have a tendency to take place south of the border as well.
Like a fine wine, some people just get better with age. Consider the grandma at hand, as a prime example; she's down south of the sun-drenched border aggressively knocking back shots (or just like, half the bottle) with a bunch of sorority girls that are just beginning to set sail on the epic, booze-soaked journey that the Spring Break of 2017 will surely prove to be. You've given the younger, less experienced alcoholics a lot to strive for Grams.
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So basically what I'm reading here after sifting through these frustratingly wide-ranged answers is that the magical window of time when it comes to foreplay falls somewhere between 5 and 30 minutes. Ummm. Could you ladies make that any more difficult for us to get a read on?
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Moms. Some say, they don't understand. Some say, they're the reason you're alive. Others say, they know to troll.
This mom falls into that last category.
When Westminster College freshman Connor Cox thought that he was getting a carepackage from his mom, it turns out what he was getting a reminder to take the trash out.
Well played, mom. Then he went on the news to talk about how sick his mom is and what a nerd he is. Way to go, mom.Thought my mom was sending me a care package... but instead she sent me a box of trash i was supposed to take out. pic.twitter.com/UetdT5UoVP
— Connor Cox (@thedeal_5) January 30, 2017
What was your craziest college story? Was it stealing all the mirrors in the bathroom, shitting in the shower, or simply making vodka in the bathtub at two in the morning? I'm sure it was just as crazy as these.
Over on Reddit, the RAs are dishing some of their craziest dorm stories. Check 'em out.
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Text books are no joke. Wait. My bad. Texts books are a joke.
They cost a fortune. Sometimes you can’t buy used copies. They seem to always be written by your professor.
The worst, probably, is this dude who paid $180 for a stack of papers that he also had to buy a three-ring binder for. Ouch.
$180 for a "text book" that came as a stack of paper I had to buy a three ring binder for. Economics lesson one: college is a scam from pics
Louisville women’s basketball coach Jeff Walz made a genius call on Monday night, sending his team out facing the wrong basket to begin the third quarter against Duke.
