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The results were expectedly dark-humored and painfully accurate. 

This kid is absolutely going places. 

Are we witnessing the start of a revolution about to sweep across college's everywhere. 

These get an A+ on accuracy (unfortunately). 

Instant ragrats. 

Daniel McCrystal created a list of every college major expressed in the words of the immortal Michael Scott.

Gotta love it when the teacher schools himself...

Didn't think Punnet Squares would ever apply to your own real life, did you?

It's not every day your roommate loses their tarantulas and has sex in your bed. Well, hopefully not every day.

These idiots are just wasting their college tuition. 

This student just learned an unforgiving lesson in NEVER doubting your teacher's ability to bring the extra spice! 

The brain activity amongst these mouthbreathing fools is alarmingly low, wouldn't you say?

As far as aspirations go for being undeniably, arrestingly EXTRA in life, this professor just took home the grand prize. The dude literally showed up to class in a damn coffin, guys. A COFFIN. I don't know what this guy is teaching, but I'm wishing I were there to witness that occasion. Thing is though, what does he do when the test scores come in bad?

You've gotta hand it to this dude who was self aware of his lack of dating skills enough to go ahead and ask his Prof for the wingman assistance with some basic philosophy. Anyone else out there wishing they paid more attention in English class?

This professor sounds awesome!

You're not doing it right...