You're not doing it right...
college
RA's everywhere are about to be traumatized. Also, can we all potentially agree on the fact that dorms for whatever reason inspire animal-like wildness, and a general hedonistically-unhinged stance on, well, life? But also, shoutout to the mad scientists that were straight up addicted to growing shit in their dorm room; and went so far as to hatch quails in there! --- and got away with it for a year!
Well, that's one way to drive the point home, prof. Perhaps taking it a bit far though? Invasion of privacy and all that jazz. What'd you expect from a fine class of degenerates and academics and fratastic douchecanoes though? It's colllllege. Shoutout to whoever bought $240 worth of turtlenecks, by the way.
Consider this a crash course for those out there inclined towards functional (or not at all...) degeneracy. Can't help but ponder how many college kids, once on track for higher learning, degrees, etc, found themselves hopelessly expelled post-Spring Break. Damn, did we have a lot of ridiculous, booze-soaked, maddening kind of material to work with this year! Anyways, read up on the idiots of the world that just weren't clever/smart enough to pull off lives outside the bounds of rule-abiding rationality.
