clothing

Oh boy, these cursed shirts are really something else. Most anyone would be hard pressed to not stop in their tracks if they encountered one of these while out and about. Then again, it seems like some of these would just be worn for the explicit purpose of irritating other people. 

We're not exactly in the shirt business, but some of these clothing decisions seem like they could have been prevented. For similar stuff, here are some classic translation fails that made their way onto shirts and other things. And here are some more design failures that need some help.

Dan Sheehan's unintentional yarn purchase went on to inspire a wonderfully punny Twitter thread. The most impressive part about this ridiculous sequence of events, is how Mr. Sheehan managed to summon the drive to try and knit the sweater in the first place. His intentions were understandable from the start though. Chris Evans did rock the hell out of that cable-knit sweater in Knives Out. 

It's called fashion sweaty, look it up. We wouldn't call ourselves fashionistas. In fact the only "istas" we've ever been is baristas, but we know red hot fashion when we see it. And oh, boy these folks are cutting edge. From wearing double-sided shoes to wearing literally a whole grown woman in a sling like an upside down endangered baby, the most fashionable among us are here to say "I know exactly what I'm doing, trust me this will catch on." For some more questionable fashion choices, here are some times we had to ask ourselves "who wore it better?"

There's something so wonderfully wholesome and pure about women finding out their clothing has pockets. All for it! 

Boohoo clothing company got completely shredded in the Facebook comments section over how this particular article of clothing fits. People got very illustrative and comedically critical on how this particular piece of cloth, might bring its own shortcomings...

We're no fan of cliché'd-ass shirts about who's with stupid or warning coworkers not to talk to you before you've had your coffee. These ones, be they cleverly designed or well timed, are pretty neat. If you wanna see some less than intended shirt humor, then here are some poorly translated wonders.

Labels are essential for passing information about a shirt. They are also the perfect place to hide secret messages and jokes that only the wearer gets to discover during laundry day.

J. Crew's new pro-feminist shirt went and ignited the rage from their right-wing fans. Do you agree with their points of contention, or is this (yet, painfully again) a big 'ol fuss over NOTHING. 

Sometimes we don't know what to wear. Sometimes the world decides for us.

Walmart was forced to remove the shirt from their stores after a journal advocacy group wrote a letter for the company executives. We'll take a gander and guess the store's about to lose some of their customers. You could say the message on the t-shirt itself is a bit alienating...

Calvin Klein clearly just wants to free the nipple. But can we talk about that price tag? What fresh hell is this? I'd love to have a conversation with someone that comfortably interacts with the world while rocking one of these eyesores. 

You could say, these undies don't 'suck'. Kirby's definitely rocking a new, slightly more NSFW look than what we're used to. 

Spencer Gift's done gone dived deep down the rabbit hole of politically-fueled controversy with their latest move here; and in a weird kind of way, it's almost impressive. Impressive that a store so widely hailed as a beacon of notoriously strange wardrobe items legit went and outdid themselves. So, feast your eyes on a social justice warrior's nightmare: