clothing

Notice how everyone is smartly keeping their distance.

This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.

~NSHA

I know the designers intended to mean something completely different, but isn't the "slide to unlock" function usually reserved for zippers on that part of the body? And what kind of sick bastard would put zippers on someone's underwear?

This is seriously so frustrating. It's making me uncomfortable. Just... put in in there. Come on. Do it. It has to happen eventually, right?

One of the unfortunate byproducts of hipster marriages is the hipster baby. Cool, chic, urban, despised by his peers while also being the subject of their envy, the hipster baby is truly representative of the times we live in. Come to think of it, hipsters and babies have several things in common. I mean, they both whine a lot, they love nap time, they're often doted on by their parents, and at the end of the day they're both full of it (Rimshot).

With all of that in mind, here are some hipster babies. Leave some comments about how inauthentic and passe they are. I'm sure they would love it!