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Quality Puns We're Not Sure If We Even Like

We respect beautiful stupid puns but they can kind of get to be too much. That said, we can't stay away from them for too long until we need our fix. Then we go back to hating them again. They make us feel smart and stupid at the same time. It's hard to tell if we love or hate puns.

funny stupid puns and wordplay | Wanted man has been stealing wheels police cars Police are working tirelessly catch him LAREDO 911 POLICE cop car without tires
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Clever Jokes and Dumb Moments that are Technically Accurate

We like stupid jokes that are technically correct because they let us feel smart without actually having to learn anything. That's a win-win, right? While these jokes and moments may break down under scrutiny, they're stupidly wonderful in our dumb eyes. That's what you get with technically accurate jokes.

Clever jokes, dumb jokes and puns that are technically accurate | tweet by Andrew Collin @AndrewTCollin diss track is just two grown men sitting separate rooms, writing poems about each other.
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Genius Replaces Costco's Sold Out Signs To Signs For Magical Items

Now this looks like a fun time. Just swapping out all of Costco's sold out signs with signs for magical items. Sign me up. 

Someone replaces Costco's sold out signs with signs for magical items | are out boots levitation. Sorry inconvenience. QID sign hanging on a glass door
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Tumblr Meme Dissection Gets Meme'd Out of Control

These tumblr users are right, in just a few years, these are gonna make absolutely no sense, so I guess buy now. Tumblr users crafts some nuggets of gold from time to time, but sometimes the format can turn something like doing basic math into a brain cell losing battle. The cacophony of memery seen here is chaotic, but it at least makes some sense for now.

A discussion about a meme gets turned into a meme on tumblr | mareebrittenford Young Man Take breadsticks and run said young man Man door hand hook car gun plaid-n-converse memeception | elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey HIT TERMINAL MEME bl00dlikeice @caesarianconfection fidefortitude said hate this so many times on this website, and never actually meant because hate this is just shorthand this is an example meme given twist wasn't expecting with intent surprise Which is itself meme on this site
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Funny Senior Quotes that Passed with Flying Colors

Most of us want to put our high school lives behind us. We sure thought we knew everything, but over the next few years realized that we were still stupid. At least we still have our old yearbooks with all the senior quotes to look back on and try to forget about again.

Funny senior yearbook quotes | ear everything boy with big ears dressed in a tuxedo | Don't use stupid lumber jack photo Mom photo of a person in an orange tank top and jean shorts and a usa flag bandanna around their forehead holding a branch over their shoulder
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Dumb and Clever Jokes that are Literal and Accurate

Whether it's a horrible dad joke or an intriguing observation, we have much to learn from dumb moments and clever jokes that are technically accurate. Sure, being super literal all the time might make your friends hate you, but it's worth it. Being so wrong but so right at the same time is an incredible skill that comes with the territory of silly puns and clever jokes.

Puns and memes that are literal and technically true | funny tweet Donny Electric @DonnyElectric saw my boy across bar tell some girl he travels work man delivers pizza
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Clever Comebacks From Savage Silver Tongues

We're back at it again with a fresh round of fiery comebacks. These people brought the heat with their words. 

Clever comebacks from witty individuals | if get married going refer my husband as "my first husband remind him he is easy replace should make him happy knowing there's way out. Twitter Books @TwitterBooks Last book made cry Sprinklr Replying TwitterBooks University Physics with Modern Physics 14th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger Freedman Roger Freedman @RogerFreed No doubt tears joy.
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Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray

We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.

Guy gets out of speeding ticket with fart spray | tweet by JJ FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out
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A Ration of Puns to Satiate Those Wordplay Cravings

If liking dumb puns makes us stupid, then no changes there. We feel comfortable acknowledging our torrid love affair with clever and horrible wordplay. We're fans of dad jokes and dumb puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. Here are some extra dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.

Dad jokes, puns and stupid jokes | reallyfunnyshortjokes got words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused. Now hot water with Japanese mafia. flowisaconstruct didn't want like ButI did.
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Dumb Moments and Clever Jokes That Are Technically Accurate

Are are some puns, jokes and straight up dumb moments that kinda make sense if you don't think about them too hard. They may not be factually correct, but they are technically accurate. You won't be learning any wonderful new facts, it's all just dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.

Dumb and silly puns jokes and memes | knifenymph change does not come place comfort aquareaper3 find pennies and nickels my couch all time, so don't know are talking about
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Spicy Clever Comebacks That Silenced The World

People are sharing their most clever comebacks. Sometimes people just construct the kind of clever comeback that leaves their target utterly silenced. The best thing to do in the face of a quality clever comeback is to remain quiet and wait for the rest of the online world to forget about you. 

A collection of clever comebacks that left the rest of the world quiet | tweet by Adolphine_ Personally, bad English is such turn off tweet by _Adunnss_ don't need put after writing "personally" is. Wtf is Outback Steakhouse planning reply by Satan Mind damn business
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Loopholes That Clever Folks Exploited

Whether it was an idiotic promotion, lack of oversight, a glitch in the system, an escape room scheduling loophole, or a sandwich place that also sold discounted ingredients to its own sandwiches, these people found a way to play the game and save a couple dollars in the process. The commitment and dedication it takes to notice these loopholes is admirable, in a chaotic, roguish sort of way.

Loopholes clever people used to save money | West Virginia there law waived taxes automobile title transfers between parents and children friend wanted buy car his uncle. So uncle sold car his father who then sold his other son who sold his own son, my friend. Three transactions. Zero taxes.
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Creative Ways to Tell Someone to Stop Being a Jerk

There are gonna be times when someone oversteps their own boundaries, can't read the room, woke up on the wrong side of the bed or is just generally unaware of their own assholery. Here are some ways people use to tell someone to check themselves before they wreck themselves. In a similar vain, here are more or less polite ways to tell people to F off.

Ways to tell someone they're being a jerk.
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Clever Comebacks That Silenced People

We're back at it again with a fresh round of clever comebacks that silenced fools who shouldn't have said anything in the first place. Sometimes people just nail it. We'll never get enough of clever comebacks.

A collection of witty comebacks that silenced people online.
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Funny, Weird and Stupid Signs that Got Our Attention

We'd be nowhere without joke signs, sign failures and all kinds of signs that bring the laughs. So here are some intentionally funny and very unintentionally funny signage. For some failures, here are some really not good signs and designs. For spicier signs, here are some signs that are too scary for their own good.

Funny signs and fail signs.
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Clever Jokes and Dumb Puns That Are Technically Not Wrong

You can't hate an answer if it's literally not wrong. Alright, you can. These jokes may not all be exactly factually correct, but they make a compelling case for their own reality. They're technically correct. We like all jokes that are stupid but witty at the same time.

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