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A Bundle of Puns to Fill that Wordplay Hole

We're not sure if we like puns all that much, but they definitely have a time and a place. A well placed dad-joke can bring down the house or make you want to slam your hand in a car door. Either way if you're aching for clever and not-so-clever wordplay, there are puns to fill the pun void.

silly puns, dad jokes and clever wordplay | RECIPE SAID DICE ONION WENT LOT EFFORT BUT PLEASED WITH RESULT. food shaped like a game dice cube
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People's Favorite Somewhat Obscure Jokes

May these aid you in your hunt for new jokes to impress your friends who you've already told all your good jokes to. Everyone's heard the "chicken crossed the roads" and "why the long faces" of the world, so here are people's go-to "you probably haven't heard this one before" jokes. In addition to theses, here are some pun-tastic dad jokes and jokes people love that no one else does

funny jokes that people probably haven't heard | 2020Chapter 4.5k points 1 day ago S am Buzz Aldrin second man step on moon. Neil before .
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Technically Accurate Moments that are Clever and Dumb

There's no feeling quite like understanding a joke or moment that somehow manages to be witty, but also mind-achingly stupid at the same time. You can't say that they're perfectly correct, but they are technically accurate. We can't tell after reading these if we feel any smarter or if we've just boiled out our last few brain cells.

Technically accurate jokes, moments and memes | don't have skeleton inside brain are inside skeleton piloting bone mech 's using meat armor ? | pie chart my living room corner wall floor wall reddit
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Pick-Up Lines that Worked or Didn't

Convincing someone to go out with you bu employing a single perfect pick-up line is a bit of a far-fetched concept, but there are some moments of such buttery smoothness that you can't conceive how it didn't succeed in getting a number. The dating world can be a pun-filled mess, hence these funny Tinder moments that had no shame.

funny stupid clever pickup lines | hey happy mother's day thanks but im not mom haha can fix | 5herlockholme5: thepainofthefeels: 5herlockholme5: ha im piece trash As someone who cares deeply about environment am obligated pick up. Is seven okay smooth fucker
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A Hole of Puns to Fall Down Into

Sometimes when the world seems overly complex and hard to comprehend, you might find yourself in need of some ridiculously stupid puns to cheer yourself up. That or these will just make you angry. If you're in need of wordplay, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

Silly puns and dumb jokes. | Pants - local newspaper: person standing with their leg through a page from a magazine
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Driver Goes 115 MPH, Learns Lesson Through Creative Policing

When this cop caught a reckless and cocky driver going 115 MPH, he decided to let the kid's mom handle the situation. Context is key here as well, as the actual road didn't have a speed limit. And just cause there's no speed limit doesn't mean people should be out there tearing down the road over 100 MPH. 

A reckless driver learns their lesson through creative policing | Answer Experiences Life Topic might like is most interesting encounter with police? Andrew Katz Updated Jul 27 18 years old, and driving my mother's car police pulled over Good evening Sir. Do know why pulled over?’
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Smartest/Most Creative Ways Students Cheated

Students will go to extraordinary lengths to not have to study for that next, dreaded exam. Seriously, it's remarkable. We're talking devious kids printing out fake Snapple labels with answer keys on the labels; we're talking students collaborating to cheat off each other's tests by using M&M's; we're talking students tapping their fingertips on their desks to create some kind of morse code. There's some kind of brilliance interwoven in acts of academic cheating. 

Teachers describe the smartest and most creative ways that students cheated | babydragon0 1y S 1 Award My teacher shared with us story about since she allowed eating during her tests, one person pulled out giant bag M&Ms and ate specific color corresponding B/C/D two student duo and they only got caught another student ratted them out. Edit: grammar 18.5k 3
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Witty Jokes and Moments that are Technically Accurate

If you don't know the answer to something, why not see if you can get points for just being a smart ass about it? Being technically correct won't make you actually right, and it might make people think you're even dumber than before, but it's still worth a shot. When in doubt, be clever and literal.

Funny jokes that are technically accurate | Michael Barros @BarrosMichael21 My fiancé just asked come into kitchen see they made s couch potato 4:28 PM 2020-05-15 Twitter iPhone 26K Retweets 132K Likes
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Radio Tower Threat is Bold HOA Fighting Strategy

Depending on where you live, an active Homeowner's Association can be filled with some of the most boring, cruel and power hungry people you've ever met. Their draconian rules can suck the life out of your own living situation and you can be punished for something as simple as where you choose to store your garbage bins. So here's an interesting strategy to combat their rules. And for more, here's someone who got revenge when the HOA tried to remove their trampoline.

Absurd radio tower HOA strategy | Well There's Problem Podcast @wtyppod folks Here's best piece advice dealing with an HOA. If they ever start giving trouble, just threaten put up radio tower backyard. Like let's say just got trampoline kids enjoy and HOA tells have take down.
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Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

Clever comebacks just warm our hearts. Our last round was certainly fiery and unforgiving, and folks seemed to enjoy that. So, we're back at it again with the kinds of comebacks that were nails in the coffins. Sometimes, someone dishes out a comeback that there's simply no coming back from. 

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old s not old have sheets older than Mother: well perhaps sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine going need an ambulance | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat
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Weird, Hilarious, And Raunchy Tinder Gems

We're back it again with a fresh and fiery batch of Tinder users breaking out the very best, worst, and raunchiest of their pickup lines. Tinder is the home of people shamelessly dispensing the kind of pickup lines and banter that they'd never use in real life. It's like everyone is caught up in not taking the app too seriously. Oh well, every now and again a connection is formed. In the meanwhile, we can enjoy these. 

A collection of funny and strange moments from people on Tinder | MATCHED WITH ON 9/20/17 please roast Girl u look roasted enough amazing Today 1:36 AM Roast back Today 2:05 AM did 2 say 9 Please roast hahaha Sent | So wear socks 99.9 time? Based on percentage, if there are 1440 minutes 1 day, 1438.56 minutes would be 99.9 day. Which means. Unless take less than 1 minute and 44 seconds shower have revealed fact, shower with socks on. Is this true? Sent
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Five Year Old Is Too Smart for Her Own Good

When we were stupid and weird kids we were too busy digging holes for no reason and hitting each other with sticks to think through diabolical plots like this. In fact, we probably wouldn't think to do this today. Here are some weird things parents caught their kids doing.

5 year old tricks adults into doing her homework | did someone do made think they were really smart? Rachel Sweeney, Digital Media Strategy, words are my own. Updated Dec 18 already knew my niece smart, but something she did at weekend pushed her into extreme intelligence 5 year old.
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Random Tumblr Jewels To Occupy Existence With

Tumblr continues to churn up all kinds of silly, hilarious, strange, and just plain old random thoughts. We love it. It seems to be a wonderful place that reflects how strange us human beings, and all of our thoughts are. And the people that frequent Tumblr share those thoughts with a reckless abandon. So, we're left with steady streams of hilariously bizarre thoughts, fandoms, conspiracies, etc. 

If this collection of Tumblr gems got you going, then check out this fun Tumblr thread about how magenta isn't a real color, after all.

A collection of funny and random moments from people on Tumblr. | tredlocity all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and shrek movie series, but also all collectively agree their existence makes world better place steakplissken king laughs at jester, but values his wit and honesty Source: tredlocity 4,788 notes
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AskReddit Thread: People's Favorite Clean Insults

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the clean insults that exist without the swear words attached. It's a fun variation on those typical rare insults that we often see online, that usually have the profanity attached. Instead, we get to enjoy some insults that keep it nice and friendly (enough), free of the cussing. Fun stuff. 

People's favorite insults that don't have swear words. | Froglottery 2h "Even Bob Ross would call mistake" Brutal and wrong
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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment to their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This one's just too much fun. 

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Can't think of a better way to keep oneself entertained while on a road trip, with a buddy. This is just a great portrayal of the friendship between Richard Hammond and James May.