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dad uses legal loophole to get away with speeding for years | Posted by u/treize_k 1 year ago my father got out so many speeding tickets they had change law oc M My father has been lawyer here BC, Canada more than 30 years he starting out his 30's he hustling hard support stay at home wife and his young son. As he very much type personality with not much patience he sped on highways, often. And he got speeding tickets, often. However, he took every single one court and had every single one

Dude's Dad Uses Legal Loophole To Speed For Years

Don't speed.
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Clever employee blacklists a rude customer from all their stores after annoying interaction | No sales rude people This story isn't mine, but friend/coworker had were both working at big box electronic store. This particular coworker, let's call him Jack, is known two things- 1. being knowledgeable about his area expertise (he specialized selling phones one particular carrier) 2. being rather grumpy person.

Clever Employee Blacklists Rude Customer

Jack got them real good.
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funny April fools pranks people did

Spicy April Fools Pranks People Planned

Good luck to everyone.
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funny vandalism and signs

Public Art and Clever Vandalism That Didn't Go Unnoticed

People have a lot to say.
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funny times people roasted themselves with insults

Devastating Times People Destroyed Themselves With Self-Roasts

Let the self-deprecation commence!
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funny puns, clever dad jokes and memes | tawdry hepburn [dumb bitch hour eraserheadbabby my friend gave birth her car on way hospital and her husband named kid Carson and if don't think 's best dad joke ever get out my face | Planes were invented 1903 Trains were invented 1804 Babies before 1804 :

Dad Jokes, Puns and Other Clever Memery

Bring it on.
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people having fun with statues | woman lying on the ground with her leg being swallowed by a giant angry head | kid pulling back from clown Ronald McDonald statue with its hand raised as if about to strike

Funny Times People Gave Statues New Meaning

They're angry that we get to move and they want revenge.
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clever and stupid puns | Some fine examples pure bread dogs. dogs with their faces through slices of bread | Hello from the otter slide other side Adele song

Puns Ranging from Incredible to Untellable

It's a mixed bag.
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Funny Keanu Reeves Puns | Keanu Reeves is gardener 13:50 Keanu leaves 13:50 Keanu Reeves studies hard and does very well on his leaving cert 13:51 CO Keanu Achieves 13:51 But mostly 13:52 Keanu Bereaves 13:52 Keanu Reeves takes up piracy and raids villages plunder 13:52 Keanu Reaves | Keanu Reeves is very angry and cant do anything about 13:54 Keanu Seethes 13:54 Keanu converts Catholicism Keanu Believes 13:54 Keanu Reeves plays piece music reminiscent an earlier piece 13:54 Keanu Reprise 13:54

Keanu Reeves Brain Hurricane Results In Too Many Keanu Puns

Roll up those Keanu sleeves.
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funny jokes from twitter and tumblr | Dee @figgled 's kinda fucked musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other's mouths 18/4/17, 12:32 pm skirtsuit-angel this is an example defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary like honkwiching is taken and described as something sounds weird and foreign Source: memewhoreMehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 | After leaving Willy Wonka's factory WIFE WIFE WIFE: Lot deaths LOT deaths tour!

Funny Tumblr Moments and Sweet Ripened Tweets

Thy cup overfloweth.
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funny technically accurate joke memes and moments | mamoru have very annoying neighbor, can someone teach trumpet? mamoru dragginage 's best part don't need learn play trumpet annoy them. Just try best and have fun! oh wow are so right! thank ! | Big Foot Caught On Tape 91,539 views

Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Incorrect

Sure, yeah that makes sense.
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funny tweets and jokes from tumblr and twitter | utopians Follow Throwback 2016 told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting dirt and had specify meant planet earth nature documentary not celestial body

Tumblr Gems and Funny Tweets to Haughtily Guffaw At

The words go in the eye holes.
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jokes and memes that aren't factually accurate but are technically correct | infinite love art @artinfinitelove T ordered meditation book Amazon and every page just says inhale and exhale GUIDED MEDITATION BEGINNERS | real cat next to CAT brand shoes

25 Technically Correct Moments That Are Absolutely Not Wrong

Super definitely kind of accurate!
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Tumblr thread about bad customers, Karen gets silenced when one customer uses tip jar. | heatherleigh02 Had baby boomer front at Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she Blizzard EXPERT and there simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces her blizzard and she wanted complain whoever is charge She's going on and on with this teenager teenager is calmly explaining they make them all same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at teen.

Customer Weaponizes Tip Jar to Defeat Karen

Beaten with compassion.
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stupid, clever puns and dad jokes | Spaniards harvested these crystals and sent them by ship back Europe then first determined many quartz were galleon. | My New Year's resolution sucks NEW YEARS

A Puddle of Puns to Roll Around In

Get in that pun puddle.
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Mortician on dating app gets a lot of puns from one person | As comedian am very much resisting urge make so many deaths puns right now. Must mean like Oh my god no let rip love hearing jokes about So is why on hinge? Cause think romance is dead should let stay night and practice while sleep. Might get stiff though 5"10, Im glad my height doesn't matter since like 6 feet under. Since are pandemic don't come on date with if are coffin If wanna impress need urn These puns dont get better they only

Mortician on Dating App Gets Slammed With Puns

That premise is getting done to death.
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