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Stupid and Clever Dad Jokes to Love and Hate

Sure, complex humor is probably better for your brain, but sometimes life calls for a motherload of devastating dad jokes to sweep in and get puns everywhere. They may very well be stupid and tacky, but they're the dangerously dadly dad jokes we know and tolerate. Some may be painful, but they are always sort of rewarding.

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Loopholes People Were Able To Exploit For Years

Sometimes it can feel like the universe itself is throwing you a bone, when you happen upon a long-term loophole. Loopholes are basically cheats codes in real life. These folks were able to exploit their respective loopholes for way longer than they should've been able to. For some, they're still somehow getting away with their sneaky antics. That free burger loophole sounds way too clutch. A true shame they got rid of that. 

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Of all the pranks we've come across for when the city gets blanketed in a ton of snow, this one right here might be the most clever and devilish of them all. Just imagine what must've been going through their poor neighbor's head when they saw the scene of the (staged) crime. 

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Mad Lads Who Blazed Their Own Path

In this world of structure and rigid expectations, nothing hits the spot quite like mad lads who play by their own rules. We spend so much time and energy following the humdrum of daily life that seeing someone go out of their way to do something stupid, weird or clever is a breath of fresh air. These mad lads played the game their way.

funny mad lads playing by their own rules | GingerKittyCat @kittycattwitch finally asked my grandpa why so many his books were wrapped duct tape. His response tape covers so looks like bible and can read during church. | scruched This lawnmower cost way too much be only cutting grass finna ride Subway
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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Totally Incorrect

We live in a results oriented society. Who has the time and patience for things like "factual accuracy" when something can be basically technically accurate? Sure, an assertion may be flawed or sort of inaccurate but at least it can be saved by its own cleverness. These technically correct moments aren't exactly wrong.

funny moments and jokes that are technically accurate | order prepare his role Space Jam 1996 actor Michael Jordan played nine seasons professional basketball and won three national championships. | MOUNT RUSHMORE BEFORE CARVED Its natural beauty unpresidented.
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A Motherload of Devastating Dad Jokes

There is a right time for puns and there is a wrong time for puns, and now is the time to let the dad jokes flow freely. These puns are reeking of such dadness that they belong on a minivan road trip to a lawnmower festival. These sackfuls of puns might have you regretting wordplay and looking completely dad in the eyes.

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Rare Insults That Creatively Dismantled Their Foes

Oh boy, look out, we're back at it again with some fresh rare insults and clever comebacks. The internet has plenty of examples of people getting into ridiculous verbal battles where they roast each other to oblivion, with insults we've already heard many times before. What we enjoy most is those examples of people hitting the drawing board, and really thinking outside of the box before they drop the spicy insult that destroys its recipient. 

A collection of rare insults that deserve extra points for being so clever | He looks like if Justin Bieber morphed into Slenderman and made better songs Vitas | Listening Kanye is like sorting by “new" on shower thoughts subreddit
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Clever Comebacks That Deserve Gold Stars

Uh oh, we're back at it again with a fresh round of spicy, clever comebacks that just nailed it. As long as the world's had social media, we've had people butting heads online over the most trivial of matters. Well, there are the trivial matters, and then there are the careless, impossibly foolish human beings of the world that really had it coming all along. 

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Literal Moments and Memes that are Technically Correct

If there's one thing that makes us feel less stupid than we actually are, it's our ability to be technically accurate. Sure, being technically correct about something doesn't make us any smarter, but it helps us further avoid the fact that we know way less than we think. Man is that comforting, just kicking your own stupid-can down the road.

funny, literal and technically accurate moments | Shoplifters they see shop Amish people lifting picking up a barn building and moving it
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Wholesome Tumblr Dragon Story Makes Way for Dumb Pun

Tumblr ain't nothing without a writing prompt or two, and this short dragon thing is at least a little nugget of wholesomeness to spend some time on. For a bigger one, here's a tumblr thread on angels and demons bonding over sandwiches. The cogs of Tumblr are always turning out random tumblr gems.

wholesome tumblr dragon story pun | Early one morning pull down favourite cup, only find small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside. archmarastyden Confused and still half asleep take cup outside empty dragon carefully onto grass, then return rinse cup and make coffee next morning he is back, curled snuggly inside cup as before and repeat process.
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Mercilessly Clever Comebacks And Rare Insults

Let the following collection of clever comebacks and rare insults serve as a solid reminder to never underestimate the power of the written word. As long as people are online spewing out random, nonsensical sentiments that never should've been shared in the first place they'll run the risk of getting utterly wrecked. These spicy silvertongues certainly brought the heat.

A collection of clever comebacks that destroyed their recipients | Can do $250? Only have 100 Then don't need bill counter
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Clever Comebacks That Dismantled Their Recipients

Oh boy, we're back at it again with a fresh collection of clever comebacks and people being destroyed by words. As long as we have social media we'll have people rapping off senseless tweets and statuses that just as well never should've been shared with the rest of the online world in the first place. If you enjoyed these clever comebacks check out more radical retorts from clever wordsmiths over here.

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Puns for the Mined, Bawdy and Sole

There are those of us who love puns, and those of us who would like to take every pun-maker on the planet and shoot them out of a cannon into a brick wall. Many of us fall somewhere in between. Puns can be dumb or clever, but if one thing is for sure it's that they have an appropriate time and place.

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Dumb and Clever Puns to Love and Hate

Puns are one of those things that even though you might hate, you can't really avoid. Try as you might to avoid them and yell at the people who bring them into your life, but someone will always come back with a sackful of puns to spill all over your life. They're both incredibly clever and horribly dumb at the same time.

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Random Funny Tumblr Gems to Fill Those Pockets

Sometimes Tumblr has that blend of creativity and total weirdness that makes it just the right thing for just the right time. People could be working on names for edible flying machines or just coming up with the worst puns imaginable. These are some random Tumblr gems to tumble through.

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Rare Insults That Rocked People To Their Core

We're back at it again with a fresh round of rare insults that people broke out in the comments section. They're the kind of insults you might be able to appreciate, while potentially feeling bad for laughing at. These people are just being themselves, but hey, you can't stop a rare insult once it's been unleashed. 

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