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25 Stupid And Obvious Jokes That Are Literally Not Wrong

Sometimes the most satisfying jokes are the most dumb. They might be weird and stupid, but you can't say that they're wrong. So get some dads out here and show em these jokes and puns. Man, do these make us feel smart. Here's another slew of dumb jokes that are technically correct.

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15 Deceptive Ways Employees Appear Busy At Work While Doing Fun Stuff Outside The Job

These employees are here to share with you their methods for projecting an image in the workplace of important business matters, while in reality, you're entertaining your brain with something outside the job description/requirements. Sometimes, accomplishing what you want in the confines of a job, is all about providing a certain appearance. It's up to you, whether or not you own up to what you're doing, if you get caught in the act! 

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25 Viciously Dumb and Literal Jokes That Would Make a Dad Proud

Sometimes it's hard to tell what crosses the line from genius into completely moronic. These moments do a pretty good job of straddling the ever elusive "Threshold of Stupid." Anyway, if you can find a dad, any dad, they'd probably enjoy these.

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Smooth Tinder Match Choose-Your-Own-Adventures His Way to Victory

You thought Tinder was about having a clever pick-up line or being rich, handsome or tall? Okay, those might help but also all you need is a good imagination and the ability to write a quick story about a duck. Hopefully this doesn't end in unsolicited duck pics.

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26 Razor Sharp Insults You Can Use to Blast Your Friends to Pieces

Want to impress/alienate your friends? If you can't think of your own putdowns, dip into this well of witty fury.

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27 Ice Cold Insults to Help You Push Away Everyone in Your Life

If you ever wanted to throw some canned shade, here's a backstock of witticisms to sling at your enemies.

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Tumblr User Writes Compelling Theory On Why Violet Should've Won Willy Wonka's Factory

Finally, a Charlie and The Chocolate Factory theory that isn't about how Grandpa Joe is guilty of disability fraud. With all the weird amount of attention this story gets on the internet, this kind of theory still makes a decent amount of sense.

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14 Parents Share the Most Inappropriately Funny Things Their Kids Have Done

The real challenge is not letting the kid know they're being funny. Kids can't know that yelling obscenities in a crowded bookstore is hilarious. It'd totally throw off their priorities.

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23 Hilarious and Somewhat Decipherable Tweets from Scottish People Twitter

Scottish People Tweets are a wonderful thing. They're all hilarious, that is if you have the linguistic skills to get through them.

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Guy with Huge Neck Gets Destroyed in Police Page's Spicy Comments Section

The Escambia County Sheriff's Office gets some interesting characters, and people are enthusiastic to participate. This guy looks like he was arrested for drinking absolutely everything. Hopefully he'll be able to swallow his pride, too.

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25 Funny Signs That Give Dad Jokes a Run for Their Money

Somewhere right now, a random employee with a stack of oversized letters is giving the world something to chuckle at during their morning commute.

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