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Woman's Ancient Gun Gets Roasted Back into the 1800s

When people on facebook see something stupid, you can bet they're gonna call it out over and over again in every way they can think of. We're pretty sure this is becoming a thing, since a suspiciously similar situation happened when the internet roasted this guy's ridiculously old gun back into the last century.

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27 Dumb but Clever Jokes That Are Technically True

Here are moments of people making stupid but very defensible points, literalism beyond rationality, and wonderful dad-level puns. It's all technically correct, but also kind of dumb, but also awesome at the same time. For more moments like these, here are more boldy dumb jokes that are technically correct.

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Guy Asks Girl On Tinder To Send Him Nudes By Writing A Sonnet

This guy is the Tinder world's modern day Shakespeare. We're used to seeing all kinds of shameless immaturity and mindless, cheesy pickup lines on Tinder. This is special, something different really. He worked with the words to craft up a clever sonnet that just had to have helped the cause for his Tinder match considering a second date. We can't imagine there wasn't anything less than serious consideration. 

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20 Incredible Uses and Misuses of the English Language

English is a complex and weird language, made out of sutured together bastardizations of dozens of other languages. It's got confusing tenses and conflicting rules all over the place. Here are some fun applications of English, as well as a few miserable but funny misapplications of the language. For more interesting stuff about the English Language, here's a tumblr thread deconstructing the actual meanings of popular figures of speech.

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41 Dad Jokes so Funny They'll Make Your Dad Say "Hi Laughing, I'm Dad"

There's nothing in this world quite like a good Dad joke. The simplicity and elegance of a stupid pun perfectly executed can make you feel like you're in the back seat of a car on your way to soccer practice. In any case, here are several days worth of wonderful puns. For more, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

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16 of Tumblr's Most Punishingly Dad-Tastic Jokes

Yeah, there's some damn good punnery going on here. This is more than mere wordplay, this is like, an entire word theater. So grab a dad and enjoy these elaborate and ridiculous puns. For more dad jokes, check these out.

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20 Intriguing Shower Thoughts to Give Your Mind Something to Nibble On

If you were looking for a chance to get distracted by interesting thoughts and clever observations, you came to the right place. Here's a charcuterie of thoughts to let your brain-teeth sink into. Here are some more shower thoughts to blow your mind.

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32 Correct Animal Names to Fill up Your Real-Life Pokédex

Sure, the animal names we have now might make "logical, cultural and taxonomic sense" but that shouldn't stop you from living in a world of trash pandas and freedom gliders. That's why we have proper animal names. So go forth with these new, and frankly superior names for all the world's creatures.

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23 Times People Had More Fun with Statues than the Artist Intended

Where you may see an enduring testament to history and the enduring human spirit, another person sees an amazing opportunity to make a statue look like he's kicking him in the crotch. We all appreciate art in different ways. For more people who broke the rules in an amusing way, here are some first world anarchists.

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20 Mind-Lathering Shower Thoughts to Massage Your Brain

Here are some unnecessary witticisms for you to ponder over. You won't exactly learn anything but they're still fun thoughts that you probably have never had before.  So grab your loofa and dig deep into your brain folds. Check these out for more neuron-stimulating shower thoughts.

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Twins Pull A Switch On Unsuspecting Boyfriend, Ends In Hilarious Twist

Best ending! What a ride. And if you really don't get that this is one hilarious joke, we can't help you. 

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24 People Share Their Most Devastating Backhanded Compliments

Always be on your guard, pure savagery can come from the most unlikely of places. Here's a mix of slams that people endured themselves, as well as some frank witticisms to unleash on any unsuspecting dullard. For more stuff like this, here are some sweet hot insults to throw around.

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21 Clever Tattoos Tattoos That Made Creative Use of Scars and Birthmarks

Sometimes we get too caught up in all the tattoo fails to notice all the truly cool ones. These took some mark or scar and turned it into a piece of art. Under the magic hands of some skilled tattoo artist, a mark that made someone self conscious instantly became a wonderful conversation piece.

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19 Witty but Stupid Jokes That Are Technically Correct

These jokes may be literal, obvious, and overly dad-tastic, but you can't say they're wrong. You might hate them, you might like them. Get on your boots and wade through. For more clever and stupid jokes that are also correct, check these out.

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18 Hilariously Vicious Slams That Blasted People Out Of Their Socks

No one is safe out there, especially when they say something dumb. So keep your nose as clean as possible or you could be on the receiving end of a pride-killing jab that sends your soul flying out of your body. If you wanna see more slams, check these out. 

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