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If you ever wanted to throw some canned shade, here's a backstock of witticisms to sling at your enemies.

It's definitely a fun and imaginative project, but God help him when he has to explain this to the cops.

4 year olds are brimming with creativity, wonder, and the ability to lie through their little teeth for personal gain.

Finally, a Charlie and The Chocolate Factory theory that isn't about how Grandpa Joe is guilty of disability fraud. With all the weird amount of attention this story gets on the internet, this kind of theory still makes a decent amount of sense.

The real challenge is not letting the kid know they're being funny. Kids can't know that yelling obscenities in a crowded bookstore is hilarious. It'd totally throw off their priorities.

Scottish People Tweets are a wonderful thing. They're all hilarious, that is if you have the linguistic skills to get through them.

The Escambia County Sheriff's Office gets some interesting characters, and people are enthusiastic to participate. This guy looks like he was arrested for drinking absolutely everything. Hopefully he'll be able to swallow his pride, too.

Somewhere right now, a random employee with a stack of oversized letters is giving the world something to chuckle at during their morning commute.