Sure, the animal names we have now might make "logical, cultural and taxonomic sense" but that shouldn't stop you from living in a world of trash pandas and freedom gliders. That's why we have proper animal names. So go forth with these new, and frankly superior names for all the world's creatures.
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Where you may see an enduring testament to history and the enduring human spirit, another person sees an amazing opportunity to make a statue look like he's kicking him in the crotch. We all appreciate art in different ways. For more people who broke the rules in an amusing way, here are some first world anarchists.
Here are some unnecessary witticisms for you to ponder over. You won't exactly learn anything but they're still fun thoughts that you probably have never had before. So grab your loofa and dig deep into your brain folds. Check these out for more neuron-stimulating shower thoughts.
Always be on your guard, pure savagery can come from the most unlikely of places. Here's a mix of slams that people endured themselves, as well as some frank witticisms to unleash on any unsuspecting dullard. For more stuff like this, here are some sweet hot insults to throw around.
Sometimes we get too caught up in all the tattoo fails to notice all the truly cool ones. These took some mark or scar and turned it into a piece of art. Under the magic hands of some skilled tattoo artist, a mark that made someone self conscious instantly became a wonderful conversation piece.
These jokes may be literal, obvious, and overly dad-tastic, but you can't say they're wrong. You might hate them, you might like them. Get on your boots and wade through. For more clever and stupid jokes that are also correct, check these out.
No one is safe out there, especially when they say something dumb. So keep your nose as clean as possible or you could be on the receiving end of a pride-killing jab that sends your soul flying out of your body. If you wanna see more slams, check these out.
Yeah, they're right, kind of. This collection of ultra-literal puns and dad-level witticisms may be too dumb to handle. We think some are pretty clever in their own way? Probably? Anyway if you wanna see more cleverly dumb jokes then you can check out more of them right over here.
It hurts to be called a four letter word. But when a child is able to insult you, or someone can say something demeaning by just being accurate, that burns. That burns like a thousand hot suns. For spicy comebacks that are a little more rude but also very witty, check these out.
Sometimes it's good to exercise your eyes with images that take a minute to figure out what's going on. So warm up your eyeballs, it's time for a brain workout. If you want more brain-skewing images, then check these out.
These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.
Whether it be clever comeback or sick burn, these are the gilded pieces of wit people rest their laurels on. If only we could manage to think of something this clever in the moment all the time. For some sweet comebacks on social media, check these out.
Yeah, there's some damn good punnery going on here. This is more than mere wordplay, this is like, an entire word theater. So grab a dad and enjoy these elaborate and ridiculous puns. For more dad jokes, check these out.
We're no fan of cliché'd-ass shirts about who's with stupid or warning coworkers not to talk to you before you've had your coffee. These ones, be they cleverly designed or well timed, are pretty neat. If you wanna see some less than intended shirt humor, then here are some poorly translated wonders.
