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When Kids Outsmart Examiners (11 Images)

These kids might not be providing the answers that their teachers were looking for, but they sure get some extra marks in our book for funny creativity. They're just thinking outside the box. 

A collection of times that kids outsmarted their examiners with clever answers in school.
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Dumb and Clever Jokes That Are Technically Correct

It's not what you'd think in the first place, but you can't say they're wrong. These are the fruits of the smart-asses of the internet, with extra emphasis on the ass. You may groan, you may not get it and you may insist these people are wrong. You may also love em. Anyway, here are some memes, puns, dad jokes and moments that, while potentially dumb, are technically correct.

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Stupid and Witty Jokes That Are Technically Correct

They may not have been exactly what was being asked for. They may not be morally, physically or spiritually correct. But they are technically right. Hell, they might even be factually inaccurate and dumb, but we still have a love of dumb but clever jokes that are technically true.

Jokes, memes, puns, and comebacks that are technically the truth.
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Loopholes That Sneaky People Are Currently Exploiting

Someone on AskReddit asked people to share the loopholes that they're currently exploiting. From using the vending machine to make change, to adopting a stubborn philosophy centered on the ideal that you're (potentially) getting paid to be "present" but not productive; people can get away with some sneaky shit. It's all about finding the loophole that works for you. 

Various loopholes that people are currently exploiting.
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19 Shower Thoughts to Repeat at a Party and Pretend You're Profound

The shower is the perfect place for your mind to wander down various rabbit holes. Something about it seems to lead people down strange avenues of thought. Often these thought exercises leave us with an interesting reflection on our own reality. Some may be profound. Most will be next to useless shower thoughts about how almost no one has ever made real eye contact with their own ass, or something.

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17 Prodigious Slams and Clapbacks That Achieved Max Damage

Who knew people were so passionate about which corner you put the sun in as a kid, but we're intrigued.  We're fans of clapbacks that blast peoples souls from their bodies, so here are some more from people who savagely responded to just about everything that crossed their paths.

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This kid pulled off one of the oldest tricks in the book. I thought this stuff only happened in the movies. Those cops never had a chance. But like actually. In all fairness the kid looks like he had such a substantial head start that hiding out in the trash can was probably unnecessary. 

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Guy Asks Girl On Tinder To Send Him Nudes By Writing A Sonnet

This guy is the Tinder world's modern day Shakespeare. We're used to seeing all kinds of shameless immaturity and mindless, cheesy pickup lines on Tinder. This is special, something different really. He worked with the words to craft up a clever sonnet that just had to have helped the cause for his Tinder match considering a second date. We can't imagine there wasn't anything less than serious consideration. 

A guy writes a sonnet for a girl on Tinder, and asks her for nudes using the first letter of each line of the sonnet.
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27 Very Stupid Jokes That Are Literally Correct

Not everything has to be extremely clever in order to be funny. There's a time for well-thought out jokes, and there's a time for exceedingly dumb puns and grotesque observations. While these quips, memes and dad jokes may be stupid, they are technically correct.

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Woman's Ancient Gun Gets Roasted Back into the 1800s

When people on facebook see something stupid, you can bet they're gonna call it out over and over again in every way they can think of. We're pretty sure this is becoming a thing, since a suspiciously similar situation happened when the internet roasted this guy's ridiculously old gun back into the last century.

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27 Dumb but Clever Jokes That Are Technically True

Here are moments of people making stupid but very defensible points, literalism beyond rationality, and wonderful dad-level puns. It's all technically correct, but also kind of dumb, but also awesome at the same time. For more moments like these, here are more boldy dumb jokes that are technically correct.

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20 Incredible Uses and Misuses of the English Language

English is a complex and weird language, made out of sutured together bastardizations of dozens of other languages. It's got confusing tenses and conflicting rules all over the place. Here are some fun applications of English, as well as a few miserable but funny misapplications of the language. For more interesting stuff about the English Language, here's a tumblr thread deconstructing the actual meanings of popular figures of speech.

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41 Dad Jokes so Funny They'll Make Your Dad Say "Hi Laughing, I'm Dad"

There's nothing in this world quite like a good (bad) dad joke. The simplicity and elegance of a stupid pun perfectly executed can make you feel like you're in the back seat of a car on your way to soccer practice. In any case, here are several days worth of wonderful puns. For more, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

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16 of Tumblr's Most Punishingly Dad-Tastic Jokes

Yeah, there's some damn good punnery going on with these dad jokes. This is more than mere wordplay, this is like, an entire word theater. So grab a dad (or anyone who enjoys cringeworthy jokes) and enjoy these elaborate and ridiculous puns. Don't go away if you want more dad jokes. They're endless here. 

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20 Intriguing Shower Thoughts to Give Your Mind Something to Nibble On

If you were looking for a chance to get distracted by interesting thoughts and clever observations, you came to the right place. Here's a charcuterie of thoughts to let your brain-teeth sink into. Here are some more shower thoughts to blow your mind.

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32 Correct Animal Names to Fill up Your Real-Life Pokédex

Sure, the animal names we have now might make "logical, cultural and taxonomic sense" but that shouldn't stop you from living in a world of trash pandas and freedom gliders. That's why we have proper animal names. So go forth with these new, and frankly superior names for all the world's creatures.

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