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Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray

We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.

Guy gets out of speeding ticket with fart spray | tweet by JJ FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out
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A Ration of Puns to Satiate Those Wordplay Cravings

If liking dumb puns makes us stupid, then no changes there. We feel comfortable acknowledging our torrid love affair with clever and horrible wordplay. We're fans of dad jokes and dumb puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. Here are some extra dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.

Dad jokes, puns and stupid jokes | reallyfunnyshortjokes got words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused. Now hot water with Japanese mafia. flowisaconstruct didn't want like ButI did.
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Dumb Moments and Clever Jokes That Are Technically Accurate

Are are some puns, jokes and straight up dumb moments that kinda make sense if you don't think about them too hard. They may not be factually correct, but they are technically accurate. You won't be learning any wonderful new facts, it's all just dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.

Dumb and silly puns jokes and memes | knifenymph change does not come place comfort aquareaper3 find pennies and nickels my couch all time, so don't know are talking about
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Comedy Gold From The Antiques Roadshow

Shoutout to @KeatonPatti for the beautiful work on the captions with these various treasures from the antiques roadshow. They're absolutely inaccurate, but still seem like they could be on point at the same time. Now that is art. 

A collection of funny items from the antiques roadshow | weird little puppet Worst Thing Could Find $0.05-$0.06
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Spicy Clever Comebacks That Silenced The World

People are sharing their most clever comebacks. Sometimes people just construct the kind of clever comeback that leaves their target utterly silenced. The best thing to do in the face of a quality clever comeback is to remain quiet and wait for the rest of the online world to forget about you. 

A collection of clever comebacks that left the rest of the world quiet | tweet by Adolphine_ Personally, bad English is such turn off tweet by _Adunnss_ don't need put after writing "personally" is. Wtf is Outback Steakhouse planning reply by Satan Mind damn business
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Loopholes That Clever Folks Exploited

Whether it was an idiotic promotion, lack of oversight, a glitch in the system, an escape room scheduling loophole, or a sandwich place that also sold discounted ingredients to its own sandwiches, these people found a way to play the game and save a couple dollars in the process. The commitment and dedication it takes to notice these loopholes is admirable, in a chaotic, roguish sort of way.

Loopholes clever people used to save money | West Virginia there law waived taxes automobile title transfers between parents and children friend wanted buy car his uncle. So uncle sold car his father who then sold his other son who sold his own son, my friend. Three transactions. Zero taxes.
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Creative Ways to Tell Someone to Stop Being a Jerk

There are gonna be times when someone oversteps their own boundaries, can't read the room, woke up on the wrong side of the bed or is just generally unaware of their own assholery. Here are some ways people use to tell someone to check themselves before they wreck themselves. In a similar vain, here are more or less polite ways to tell people to F off.

Ways to tell someone they're being a jerk.
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Clever Comebacks That Silenced People

We're back at it again with a fresh round of clever comebacks that silenced fools who shouldn't have said anything in the first place. Sometimes people just nail it. We'll never get enough of clever comebacks.

A collection of witty comebacks that silenced people online.
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Funny, Weird and Stupid Signs that Got Our Attention

We'd be nowhere without joke signs, sign failures and all kinds of signs that bring the laughs. So here are some intentionally funny and very unintentionally funny signage. For some failures, here are some really not good signs and designs. For spicier signs, here are some signs that are too scary for their own good.

Funny signs and fail signs.
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Clever Jokes and Dumb Puns That Are Technically Not Wrong

You can't hate an answer if it's literally not wrong. Alright, you can. These jokes may not all be exactly factually correct, but they make a compelling case for their own reality. They're technically correct. We like all jokes that are stupid but witty at the same time.

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Gym Guest Calls Employee Robotic, They Show Up As Robot

When this great gym employee found themselves confronted by a rude guest who accused them of being robotic, they hatched a plan to take their sweet and satisfying revenge come Halloween. So, they proceeded to make sure it was all good with their boss and showed up at the gym when the time was right in an actual robot costume. The rude guest couldn't even handle it. 

Gym guest calls an employee robotic, so they show up in an actual robot costume.
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Two Sentence Horror Stories That Are as Fast as They Are Spooky

R/TwoSentenceHorror combines the satisfaction of a twist ending with the succinctness of all of us with horrible short attention spans. Here are more two sentence horror stories that are as succinct as they are spooky.

Two Sentence horror stories.
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Clever And Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

If you put your mind to it, you can manage to say something that is funny and technically true. Whether it's a dad joke, some stupid pun or seemingly dull observation, the world is teeming with witty and stupid moments that are technically correct.

Funny jokes, puns and memes that are technically true.
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Stupid Puns We Feel Guilty For Enjoying

What can we say, there's just something about dad joke-level puns that we love and hate. The world of puns is a strange one, because they can be so incredibly stupid, but also weirdly clever at the same time. We just like puns that are intended to be wonderfully dumb.

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Dad-joke Level Puns that We Love and Hate

While we consider ourselves smart people most of the time, we're huge fans of puns intended to be wonderfully dumb. We eat dad jokes for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's good to release your inner dad and indulge in dumb and clever jokes that are technically correct.

Funny and clever dad jokes and puns.
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Clever Comebacks That Crushed Their Victims

Sometimes a comeback is just too clever for its own good. People really make an art form of the comeback nowadays. With morons spewing out all kinds of BS on social media, there are just too many opportunities to pass up. 

A collection of brutal and clever comebacks from the wordsmiths at Reddit.
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