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Clever Jokes and Dumb Puns That Are Technically Not Wrong

You can't hate an answer if it's literally not wrong. Alright, you can. These jokes may not all be exactly factually correct, but they make a compelling case for their own reality. They're technically correct. We like all jokes that are stupid but witty at the same time.

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Gym Guest Calls Employee Robotic, They Show Up As Robot

When this great gym employee found themselves confronted by a rude guest who accused them of being robotic, they hatched a plan to take their sweet and satisfying revenge come Halloween. So, they proceeded to make sure it was all good with their boss and showed up at the gym when the time was right in an actual robot costume. The rude guest couldn't even handle it. 

Gym guest calls an employee robotic, so they show up in an actual robot costume.
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Two Sentence Horror Stories That Are as Fast as They Are Spooky

R/TwoSentenceHorror combines the satisfaction of a twist ending with the succinctness of all of us with horrible short attention spans. Here are more two sentence horror stories that are as succinct as they are spooky.

Two Sentence horror stories.
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Clever And Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

If you put your mind to it, you can manage to say something that is funny and technically true. Whether it's a dad joke, some stupid pun or seemingly dull observation, the world is teeming with witty and stupid moments that are technically correct.

Funny jokes, puns and memes that are technically true.
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Stupid Puns We Feel Guilty For Enjoying

What can we say, there's just something about dad joke-level puns that we love and hate. The world of puns is a strange one, because they can be so incredibly stupid, but also weirdly clever at the same time. We just like puns that are intended to be wonderfully dumb.

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Dad-joke Level Puns that We Love and Hate

While we consider ourselves smart people most of the time, we're huge fans of puns intended to be wonderfully dumb. We eat dad jokes for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's good to release your inner dad and indulge in dumb and clever jokes that are technically correct.

Funny and clever dad jokes and puns.
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Clever Comebacks That Crushed Their Victims

Sometimes a comeback is just too clever for its own good. People really make an art form of the comeback nowadays. With morons spewing out all kinds of BS on social media, there are just too many opportunities to pass up. 

A collection of brutal and clever comebacks from the wordsmiths at Reddit.
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Escape Room Owner Gets Played By His Own Scheduling Loophole

This one goes out to all those people exploiting those loopholes out there. We knew this type of thing was possible in theory, but you don't expect to be told the story by the person it happened to. A+ effort by that guy who cancelled his appointment free of charge. Escape rooms can be the site of a lot of drama, especially when people try to escape in stupid ways.

Escape room owner has a tricky customer use a clever scheduling loophole to avoid paying for cancellation.
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Clever Puns And Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

Jokes don't need to be overly wordy to be simple and complex at the same time. Some of these moments, comments and memes happen to be extreme puns while some are just technically true. For more here are some stupid and witty jokes that are technically correct. We fancy ourselves pun-lords of varying tastes, from puns intended to be wonderfully dumb to dad jokes

Clever Puns and dumb jokes that are literal and technically true.
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Clever Comebacks That Absolutely Nailed It

Sometimes people clap back with the kind of comeback that just silences the room. With stupidity and lies and general BS running rampant across the web, it's nice to see some people still busy honoring the art of a finely crafted comeback. It's our favorite kind of witty savagery. 

A collection of clever comebacks that nailed it.
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Puns Intended to be Wonderfully Dumb

We're big fans dumb jokes that are technically correct as well as dad jokes and stupid and witty jokes that are technically accurate. Our appreciation for puns intended, unintended and super Nintendo goes without saying. Anyway, here are some killer dumb and clever puns that made us groan like ghouls.

Puns intended to be very obvious and wonderfully dumb.
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When Kids Outsmart Examiners (11 Images)

These kids might not be providing the answers that their teachers were looking for, but they sure get some extra marks in our book for funny creativity. They're just thinking outside the box. 

A collection of times that kids outsmarted their examiners with clever answers in school.
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Dumb and Clever Jokes That Are Technically Correct

It's not what you'd think in the first place, but you can't say they're wrong. These are the fruits of the smart-asses of the internet, with extra emphasis on the ass. You may groan, you may not get it and you may insist these people are wrong. You may also love em. Anyway, here are some memes, puns, dad jokes and moments that, while potentially dumb, are technically correct.

Memes, puns, and jokes, that are technically true.
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Stupid and Witty Jokes That Are Technically Correct

They may not have been exactly what was being asked for. They may not be morally, physically or spiritually correct. But they are technically right. Hell, they might even be factually inaccurate and dumb, but we still have a love of dumb but clever jokes that are technically true.

Jokes, memes, puns, and comebacks that are technically the truth.
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Loopholes That Sneaky People Are Currently Exploiting

Someone on AskReddit asked people to share the loopholes that they're currently exploiting. From using the vending machine to make change, to adopting a stubborn philosophy centered on the ideal that you're (potentially) getting paid to be "present" but not productive; people can get away with some sneaky shit. It's all about finding the loophole that works for you. 

Various loopholes that people are currently exploiting.
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19 Shower Thoughts to Repeat at a Party and Pretend You're Profound

The shower is the perfect place for your mind to wander down various rabbit holes. Something about it seems to lead people down strange avenues of thought. Often these thought exercises leave us with an interesting reflection on our own reality. Some may be profound. Most will be next to useless shower thoughts about how almost no one has ever made real eye contact with their own ass, or something.

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