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Funny jokes that are technically accurate | Michael Barros @BarrosMichael21 My fiancé just asked come into kitchen see they made s couch potato 4:28 PM 2020-05-15 Twitter iPhone 26K Retweets 132K Likes

Witty Jokes and Moments that are Technically Accurate

Not exactly right but not wrong.

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Absurd radio tower HOA strategy | Well There's Problem Podcast @wtyppod folks Here's best piece advice dealing with an HOA. If they ever start giving trouble, just threaten put up radio tower backyard. Like let's say just got trampoline kids enjoy and HOA tells have take down.

Radio Tower Threat is Bold HOA Fighting Strategy

Technically it could work maybe.

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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old s not old have sheets older than Mother: well perhaps sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine going need an ambulance | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

Sometimes folks just nail it.

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A collection of funny and strange moments from people on Tinder | MATCHED WITH ON 9/20/17 please roast Girl u look roasted enough amazing Today 1:36 AM Roast back Today 2:05 AM did 2 say 9 Please roast hahaha Sent | So wear socks 99.9 time? Based on percentage, if there are 1440 minutes 1 day, 1438.56 minutes would be 99.9 day. Which means. Unless take less than 1 minute and 44 seconds shower have revealed fact, shower with socks on. Is this true? Sent

Weird, Hilarious, And Raunchy Tinder Gems

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5 year old tricks adults into doing her homework | did someone do made think they were really smart? Rachel Sweeney, Digital Media Strategy, words are my own. Updated Dec 18 already knew my niece smart, but something she did at weekend pushed her into extreme intelligence 5 year old.

Five Year Old Is Too Smart for Her Own Good

At this age we were still eating dirt.

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A collection of funny and random moments from people on Tumblr. | tredlocity all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and shrek movie series, but also all collectively agree their existence makes world better place steakplissken king laughs at jester, but values his wit and honesty Source: tredlocity 4,788 notes

Random Tumblr Jewels To Occupy Existence With

Tumblr is a goldmine of comedy gems.

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People's favorite insults that don't have swear words. | Froglottery 2h "Even Bob Ross would call mistake" Brutal and wrong

AskReddit Thread: People's Favorite Clean Insults

Clever insults without the swear words.

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Why The "Star Wars" Sequel Trilogy Was Doomed From The Start

Yay, Star Wars stuff.

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Richard Hammond And James May Secretly Turn Each Other's Seat Heaters Up

What a friendship.

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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Mtimande Apz_Ngwenya Some guy my lecture just offered his jacket cause shivering would have taken jacket if he cute Yeah, whatever Keith_a_Trip Maybe cute ones would have offered if they thought were also cute. | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Cleverest Of The Clever Comebacks

Sometimes people nail it.

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A collection of creative insults that did it differently | Ratatouille Replies Tim Kunken:1 week ago 0:37 Are just gonna forget this scene? Rats are unable gag or throw up, so this dude's soup is so bad broke rules nature | cool beans 4 days ago His friend looks like mannequin with head on backwards 431 VIEW 6 REPLIES THEE

Ingenious Insults Full Of Meanness

Rare insults just do it different.

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Funny jokes and memes that are literal and technically accurate | Madison @madisoncentreLA 's idea perfect date Shafeeq @Y2SHAF DD/MM/YYYY other formats can be confusing

Clever and Literal Jokes That are Technically Right

They're not wrong.

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funny stupid puns and wordplay | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish javeigh young-white (mango propaga javeighyw is cause they drank t

A Battering of Absurdly Dumb Puns

Are these even good?

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Puns, moments and jokes that are technically correct | thyrell necromancer is just really late healer thyrell too late, doc, he's he's already dead cracks knuckles didnt get my medical license revoked nothing

Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Correct

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Brilliant, Horrible, Beautiful and Stupid Puns

We're still not sure if we even like these.

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Dad takes a revenge on a snow plow with a steel mailbox | aerylon This reminds this guy who used live on my dad's street. Every time snowed snow plow would take out his mailbox and only his mail box. And just be clear done intentionally. No one knows why, but driver snow plow would target his box and mow down. He'd call DOT complain, and would get an earful excuses amounted not our fault have wimpy mailbox Fast forward next winter. First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping snow

Dad Takes Revenge On Snow Plow With Steel Mailbox

The wimpy mailbox was victorious.

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