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funny jokes that people probably haven't heard | 2020Chapter 4.5k points 1 day ago S am Buzz Aldrin second man step on moon. Neil before .

People's Favorite Somewhat Obscure Jokes

What do you get for the person who's heard 'em all?
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Technically accurate jokes, moments and memes | don't have skeleton inside brain are inside skeleton piloting bone mech 's using meat armor ? | pie chart my living room corner wall floor wall reddit

Technically Accurate Moments that are Clever and Dumb

Yeah, that makes sense.
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funny stupid clever pickup lines | hey happy mother's day thanks but im not mom haha can fix | 5herlockholme5: thepainofthefeels: 5herlockholme5: ha im piece trash As someone who cares deeply about environment am obligated pick up. Is seven okay smooth fucker

Pick-Up Lines that Worked or Didn't

At least the horrible ones can still be fun.
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Silly puns and dumb jokes. | Pants -  local newspaper: person standing with their leg through a page from a magazine

A Hole of Puns to Fall Down Into

Man, puns are dumb.
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A reckless driver learns their lesson through creative policing | Answer Experiences Life Topic might like is most interesting encounter with police? Andrew Katz Updated Jul 27 18 years old, and driving my mother's car police pulled over Good evening Sir. Do know why pulled over?’

Driver Goes 115 MPH, Learns Lesson Through Creative Policing

An angry mom can be a scary thing.
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Teachers describe the smartest and most creative ways that students cheated | babydragon0 1y S 1 Award My teacher shared with us story about since she allowed eating during her tests, one person pulled out giant bag M&Ms and ate specific color corresponding B/C/D two student duo and they only got caught another student ratted them out. Edit: grammar 18.5k 3

Smartest/Most Creative Ways Students Cheated

Bonus points for thinking outside the box.
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Funny jokes that are technically accurate | Michael Barros @BarrosMichael21 My fiancé just asked come into kitchen see they made s couch potato 4:28 PM 2020-05-15 Twitter iPhone 26K Retweets 132K Likes

Witty Jokes and Moments that are Technically Accurate

Not exactly right but not wrong.
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Absurd radio tower HOA strategy | Well There's Problem Podcast @wtyppod folks Here's best piece advice dealing with an HOA. If they ever start giving trouble, just threaten put up radio tower backyard. Like let's say just got trampoline kids enjoy and HOA tells have take down.

Radio Tower Threat is Bold HOA Fighting Strategy

Technically it could work maybe.
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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old s not old have sheets older than Mother: well perhaps sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine going need an ambulance | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

Sometimes folks just nail it.
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A collection of funny and strange moments from people on Tinder | MATCHED WITH ON 9/20/17 please roast Girl u look roasted enough amazing Today 1:36 AM Roast back Today 2:05 AM did 2 say 9 Please roast hahaha Sent | So wear socks 99.9 time? Based on percentage, if there are 1440 minutes 1 day, 1438.56 minutes would be 99.9 day. Which means. Unless take less than 1 minute and 44 seconds shower have revealed fact, shower with socks on. Is this true? Sent

Weird, Hilarious, And Raunchy Tinder Gems

Tinder always delivers.
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5 year old tricks adults into doing her homework | did someone do made think they were really smart? Rachel Sweeney, Digital Media Strategy, words are my own. Updated Dec 18 already knew my niece smart, but something she did at weekend pushed her into extreme intelligence 5 year old.

Five Year Old Is Too Smart for Her Own Good

At this age we were still eating dirt.
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A collection of funny and random moments from people on Tumblr. | tredlocity all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and shrek movie series, but also all collectively agree their existence makes world better place steakplissken king laughs at jester, but values his wit and honesty Source: tredlocity 4,788 notes

Random Tumblr Jewels To Occupy Existence With

Tumblr is a goldmine of comedy gems.
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People's favorite insults that don't have swear words. | Froglottery 2h "Even Bob Ross would call mistake" Brutal and wrong

AskReddit Thread: People's Favorite Clean Insults

Clever insults without the swear words.
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WHY THE STAR WARS SEQUEL TRILOGY was DOOMED FROM THE START your brain on cracked

Why The "Star Wars" Sequel Trilogy Was Doomed From The Start

Yay, Star Wars stuff.
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Richard Hammond And James May Secretly Turn Each Other's Seat Heaters Up

What a friendship.
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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Mtimande Apz_Ngwenya Some guy my lecture just offered his jacket cause shivering would have taken jacket if he cute Yeah, whatever Keith_a_Trip Maybe cute ones would have offered if they thought were also cute. | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Cleverest Of The Clever Comebacks

Sometimes people nail it.
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