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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | alex @bahayogi Actually, soaps do help virus is self-assembled nanoparticle and weakest link is lipid bilayer wash hands with soap dissolves fatty membrane and virus falls apart thus becoming "inactive Please wash hands. TheeSkinnyLegend TM @MyLifeAsR 1d Fun fact: antiBACTERIAL soaps kill 99.9 bacteria, do nothing against VIRUSES. And corona is fact VIRUS | RainnWilson @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter

Clever Comebacks From Witty Masters Of Words

A good enough clever comeback is art.
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funny stupid puns and wordplay |  Wanted man has been stealing wheels police cars Police are working tirelessly catch him LAREDO 911 POLICE cop car without tires

Quality Puns We're Not Sure If We Even Like

It's a love/hate thing.
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Clever jokes, dumb jokes and puns that are technically accurate | tweet by Andrew Collin @AndrewTCollin diss track is just two grown men sitting separate rooms, writing poems about each other.

Clever Jokes and Dumb Moments that are Technically Accurate

They're not wrong.
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Someone replaces Costco's sold out signs with signs for magical items | are out boots levitation. Sorry inconvenience. QID sign hanging on a glass door

Genius Replaces Costco's Sold Out Signs To Signs For Magical Items

Really wanted those boots of levitation.
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A discussion about a meme gets turned into a meme on tumblr | mareebrittenford Young Man Take breadsticks and run said young man Man door hand hook car gun plaid-n-converse memeception | elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey HIT TERMINAL MEME bl00dlikeice @caesarianconfection fidefortitude said hate this so many times on this website, and never actually meant because hate this is just shorthand this is an example meme given twist wasn't expecting with intent surprise Which is itself meme on this site

Tumblr Meme Dissection Gets Meme'd Out of Control

It's memes all the way down, man.
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Funny senior yearbook quotes | ear everything boy with big ears dressed in a tuxedo | Don't use stupid lumber jack photo Mom photo of a person in an orange tank top and jean shorts and a usa flag bandanna around their forehead holding a branch over their shoulder

Funny Senior Quotes that Passed with Flying Colors

One of the only things worth remembering about high school.
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Puns and memes that are literal and technically true | funny tweet Donny Electric @DonnyElectric saw my boy across bar tell some girl he travels work man delivers pizza

Dumb and Clever Jokes that are Literal and Accurate

He's not wrong, persay.
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Clever comebacks from witty individuals | if get married going refer my husband as "my first husband remind him he is easy replace should make him happy knowing there's way out. Twitter Books @TwitterBooks Last book made cry Sprinklr Replying TwitterBooks University Physics with Modern Physics 14th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger Freedman Roger Freedman @RogerFreed No doubt tears joy.

Clever Comebacks From Savage Silver Tongues

Nothing like a good comeback to melt our icy hearts.
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Guy gets out of speeding ticket with fart spray | tweet by JJ FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out

Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray

Impressive if true.
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Dad jokes, puns and stupid jokes | reallyfunnyshortjokes got words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused. Now hot water with Japanese mafia. flowisaconstruct didn't want like ButI did.

A Ration of Puns to Satiate Those Wordplay Cravings

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Dumb and silly puns jokes and memes | knifenymph change does not come place comfort aquareaper3 find pennies and nickels my couch all time, so don't know are talking about

Dumb Moments and Clever Jokes That Are Technically Accurate

As long as you take things way too literally.
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A collection of clever comebacks that left the rest of the world quiet | tweet by Adolphine_ Personally, bad English is such turn off tweet by _Adunnss_ don't need put after writing "personally" is. Wtf is Outback Steakhouse planning reply by Satan Mind damn business

Spicy Clever Comebacks That Silenced The World

These clever comebacks were as accurate as they were purely brutal.
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Loopholes clever people used to save money | West Virginia there law waived taxes automobile title transfers between parents and children friend wanted buy car his uncle. So uncle sold car his father who then sold his other son who sold his own son, my friend. Three transactions. Zero taxes.

Loopholes That Clever Folks Exploited

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Ways to tell someone they're being a jerk.

Creative Ways to Tell Someone to Stop Being a Jerk

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A collection of witty comebacks that silenced people online.

Clever Comebacks That Silenced People

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Funny signs and fail signs.

Funny, Weird and Stupid Signs that Got Our Attention

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