christmas

"Dumb" might be the wrong word to use to describe these. The nativity scene one for instance, that's rocking the Bumble cameo....amazing.

These go to show that the struggle can ALWAYS get worse. 

Apparently, a surprising number of people out there are entirely ready to put the whole idea of Secret Santa to rest. You could say Twitter was stormed by the displeased folks. 

These wholesome moments from around the internet are sure to warm your heart and make you smile.

This father told an incredibly touching Christmas story about his son's love for Doctor Who

The 'Elf on a Shelf' fad is one that I've always found to be multiple levels of creepy.


First, there's that Elf's smug little face and blank-staring eyes that look like something straight out of Goosebumps. The idea is that this creepy bastard comes alive and stalks around the house at night to reach a new vantage point to spy on you. That premise is somehow supposed to be heart warming despite the fact that it's pretty much the plot to Chuckie. 

Second, you have that whole 'spying' part. This little thing is supposed to be reporting on the kids for Santa's NSA service like some hidden camera to force them to behave. Hey, at least we're indoctrinating our kids into the idea of a 'surveillance state' at a young age, right?

Anyways, this poor mom got exhausted of moving her family's Elf around everyday. So first she brilliantly faked that the elf had suffered an injury due to the children's messiness.

She then tried to hide it in the oven and promptly forgot about it...

We say good riddance. That creepy little thing SHOULD be burned.

These are TOO precious. Shoutout to the girl asking for her brother who was getting bullied at school to get new friends to stand up for him. Talk about selfless. Low-key faith in humanity restored thanks to her. 

It's like the rituals in ancient societies when a leader's wives and servants were killed and placed in their burial chambers.  

It's a bit of a disgrace even trying to call these 'ugly'. Honestly, we're pretty impressed with these! 

What better way to spread sadistic holiday cheer than to storm Twitter with unforgettable stories of gift-giving disasters? These little stories are equal parts helpless disaster, savagery, and ON OCCASION....actually thoughtfully sweet. 

Former White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, mistakenly shared a picture on Instagram, of a copy of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" calling it FDR's book of Christmas carols. Missed the mark just a bit on that one, huh Spicer?

This guy decided to his mom's harsh comments on the chin and have a little fun at her expense after she told him he needed to 'sober up', and he's kept that troll running for the last eight years.

These are the kind of maddening problems that make up the soul-grinding process of working as a mall Santa. 'Tis no easy task, to say the least. 

This sassy baby who isn't the biggest fan of Santa, just roasted the hell out of Mr. Claus without uttering a mere word.