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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some of these seem more than reasonable and thoughtful, but what's great to one person, might be absolute garbage to another. 

Who knew it was so damn easy to make sense of the muddled mess that is traversing through adulthood. It's as simple as thinking back to what you might've played in your school's Nativity play...if you had to do such a thing. 

Hilariously creative writer Keaton Patti is at it again with the opening pages to a script he claims were written by a computer algorithm. He's done this before with a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives script as well as an Olive Garden Commercial. At this point we know there is no computer program, and it's just Keaton's absurdist style, but he nails it perfectly.

These people woke up thinking their day was gonna be totally fine, but sadly they were wrong. Life can strike at any moment.

We're going to need air traffic control for all the hot elf on the shelf memes flying around in this much needed photoshop battle. 

It's the season for giving, and if you're a millennial, Twitter's suggesting that could entail credit card bills. Leave it to the internet to hone in on all the spicy stereotypes making up a generation, to troll the ever living sh*t out of millennials that much harder. 

This person really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!

This season, give the gift of stupid. You wouldn't believe how many businesses don't check their copy for ass-related hiccups. And for that we are grateful.

Bust out any of these devilish ideas for that office party-gift exchange, and that one insufferable coworker who deserves a bit of a bad time. What you call a "gift" for the kids, will be ANYTHING but that. 

Ludacris stepped up in the miraculous kind of way that actually manages to (temporarily) restore our faith in humanity. 

This is why you pay attention to feedback on eBay.

There's a lot more to Mrs. Claus than you previously thought. 

Turns out Home Alone's iconic McCallister family is borderline psychotic when it comes to ensuring their decor is Christmas-color-friendly.