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A couple engaged in sex on the roof of a Chipotle restaurant were arrested when an officer interrupted them, police said Monday.

Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, each were charged with indecent exposure, lewdness, loitering, resisting arrest and conspiracy after officers received several reports about two people having sex on the roof above the restaurant, Cpl. James Spadola said...

The officer ordered the couple to stop, but they continued for nearly 20 seconds before disengaging, Spadola said.

...you know the drill.

This is somehow so interesting, yet so useless.

Your guess is as good as mine as to why the motorcycle was left untouched.

Wow, weak. Apparently Chipotle's official Twitter account being "hacked" on July 21st was just a publicity stunt tied into their 20th anniversary marketing campaign.

So basically, some loser in marketing making seven figures a year decided it would be a good idea to fake a felony to drum up attention to their social media presence. Chipotle representative Chris Arnold had this to say about the incident:

"Chipotle appeared to be the latest brand to have its Twitter account hacked on Sunday when its main account, @ChipotleTweets, posted a series of confusing and seemingly random tweets over the course of an hour. Now, the company has come forward and admitted that it faked having its account hacked as part of a publicity stunt tied to its 20th anniversary promotional campaign. 'We thought that people would pay attention, that it would cut through people's attention and make them talk, and it did that.'" [via Mashable]

The fake tweets were retweeted 12,000 times, and the Twitter account ended up getting 4,000 new subscribers that day compared to their usual daily subscription rate of about 250.

I think we all know how Chipotle can atone for this, though. Cough free guacamole cough.