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Chipotle Fields A Storm Of Clueless Customers On Twitter

Man, oh, man, this collection of related complaints are all centered on bothering Chipotle about putting some bay leaves in their food. Yes, that is a bay leaf. No, it is not a leaf like they think it is. Hopefully the cluelessness doesn't reach beyond ignorance of bay leaves, and apply in such an extreme degree to the rest of their lives. 

Chipotle gets bombarded by tons of clueless questions on Twitter | Thomas Hoefener @T_Heffff Thank ChipotleTweets leaf my burrito. Yum | Tess Remy-Detty @remytess15 @ChipotleTweets seriously why is there leaf my bowl? OTLE | Riley Gruenbaum @Riley_Gruenbaum hey chipotle is this lettuce or just leaf found outside RE
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Engaged Couple Wants To Serve Chipotle At The Wedding

This couple asked the people of Reddit whether or not they were jerks for wanting to serve Chipotle at their wedding. It sounds like the idea is motivated by sentimentality and the desire to save some money in the process. Most people are of the opinion that it's their wedding, and thus up to them! 

A newly engaged couple asks the people of Reddit whether or not it's inappropriate to serve Chipotle at the wedding | WIBTA serving Chipotle at my wedding? No -holes here getting maried April, and my fiance and started planning our wedding were shocked by expensive all different components were, especially catering live high cost living area, and cheapest catering quotes were able get were still well over $100 per person inviting 75 people and thought spending $8,000 or more on food is pretty
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Chipotle Educates Vegetarian On Twitter

Chipotle was there to save the day for an oblivious vegetarian who apparently had no idea that chorizo is in fact meat. What would the world do without Becky! So many vegetarians might be out there unknowingly eating meat cause they thought that chorizo was in the clear. 

Chipotle educates a vegetarian who thinks that chorizo isn't meat, on Twitter | been vegetarian since age 12 just had chorizo and 's so good! Texture and flavor is exactly like real meat! ChipotleTweets Do mean Sofritas? Chorizo is meat Becky
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Customer Complains To Chipotle About Bay Leaves Being In His Food

Chipotle found themselves fielding quite the mindless complaint from a customer on Twitter. My dude, those are bay leaves. You will be alright. Maybe just remove them from your dish and keep trucking onwards. 

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Chipotle Teaches Vegetarian Girl That Chorizo Is Meat On Twitter

Let us never forget the time that Chipotle taught a girl who thought herself a practicing vegetarian, that Chorizo is in fact MEAT. Yes, the Fail-appreciative side of me needs to believe that this is authentic ignorance, and not staged dumbness for some viral feedback on Twitter. Hell, I mean, Chorizo was a pretty good first choice...

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burritos chipotle texts A Man's Phone Was Swarmed by People Texting Chipotle, at Least He Got a Free Burrito
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A man got over 300 texts from people trying to cash in on Chipotle's free burrito special. They were supposed to text RAINCHECK to 888-222 but several people have added an extra 2 and sent texts to Henry Levine instead. 

He told the Washington Post, "The first thing I did was get my free burrito, because I don’t dislike burritos". What a sensible person. Then he started texting back the super fans who sent him more than one message to tell them they had the wrong number. 


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Since then he's become a social media sensation and he appears to be on a quest to get those poor people their free burritos! At least he's got his priorities straight after this newfound fame. 

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Chipotle Still Doesn't Have That E. Coli Thing Figured Out, and These Trolls are Taking Full Advantage

Maybe you haven't heard? Chipote is trying to kill you. I know, that sounds like hyperbole, but genuinely, there's been an E. coli, salmonella, and norovirus outbreak plaguing their food for over a month and they still don't have it under control. They're really sorry about it, though. Lucky for us, Chipotle's been served with a little bit of classic internet justice courtesy of fake customer service trolls Hope That Helps.

Warning: strong language ahead.

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Reviews of the Day: While Chipotle is Concerned With E. Coli Outbreaks Yelpers Are Concerned With the Apparently Bland, Overpriced Food

They say everyone's a critic, although it doesn't help when eating at your establishment means risking an E. Coli infection. As Chipotle's E. Coli problem grows, these Yelpers aren't shy about warning people that it's probably not worth the risk.

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Outrage of The Day: A Mom is Super Upset About The Sex Message on Her Kid's Chipotle Cup
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And on today's episode of "Everything Offends Me," a woman is really upset at the message on her kid's Chipotle cup.

Did the cup encourage the child to club baby seals? Set fire to a school? Join ISIS?

Nope. It just had two words that made the mom feel uncomfortable: reproductive sex.

OK, maybe out of context these words seem odd on a Chipotle cup. But not if you know anything about the artist that designed the cup.

The artist, Anthony Doerr, describes the cup like this:

Tattoo Earth's 4.5-billion-year timeline onto your arm, shoulder to fingertip, and your upper arm will get nothing but geologic mayhem: meteorites, magma, acid rain. Life won't begin until your bicep, and from there to your wrist it's all single-celled, oceangoing stuff. Reproductive sex won't show up until your wristwatch, and creatures that are finally big enough to see—tubes and fronds and weird Precambrian plant-animals—will crisscross the back of your hand.

Trilobites paddle across your palm; ancient forests grow from your knuckles; dinosaurs wind around the joints at the ends of your fingers. Mammals burrow into your cuticles.

Orangutans, arrowheads, Cleopatra, the names of the stars—they all have to fit on the sliver of fingernail at the end of your longest finger.

So the artwork is an arm showing how the world came to be through evolution. And reproductive sex would only show up around the wrist.

Outrage averted.

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Numbers nerd Dylan Grosz over at Apartment List did a series of rigorous tests (aka ate a lot of Chipotle) in order to determine the best way to get more burrito for no more money. Combine any or all of these tricks to get a burrito that is up to 86% larger without being charged extra. Results may vary based on how annoyed your local Chipotle employees are that you're trying to get away with this.

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Secret Fast Food Menu Items You Should Get Right Now

You may have heard a McDonald's employee confirmed the existence of a McDonalds secret menu including items like the "Land, Sea, and Air" and the "McGangBang," but they aren't the only fast food place with epic secret food hacks. Check out these other secret menu items before your next trip to the drive-through.

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