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Proof that Kids are Dumb as Rocks

Did anyone need any more proof that kids are stupid and weird? Probably not. We remember all the times we tried to hide behind a window or cried because we ate all of our french fries. Most of us grow out of it, but we also leave behind too many moments that prove kids are dumb and weird.

Stupid and weird things kids did | My 7 year old son's brilliant way never lose only key he has this lock
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A Few Compelling Reasons to Not Have Kids

If you're the kind of person who likes sleeping and not cleaning chocolate sauce out of your couch, it's good to think really hard about the decision to have kids. Kids are stupid and weird and disaster tends to follow them, so let these be a reminder. We remember being weird and dumb kids, and we're not sure if we'd want to deal with us.

Big messes kids made | child sitting on the floor with colored pens drawing on a white dog | young kid smearing chocolate syrup on a cushion of a white couch while two dogs watch from behind
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Evidence that Kids are Bizarre and Dumb

Kids give people way too much proof that they're stupid and weird. They have completely irrational fears, make horrible choices and they're easily tricked. We know because we remember having irrational fears, making horrible choices and being tricked. They usually get better, but in the meantime here are moments that show kids are dumb and weird

Funny moments and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Bath mat $15 O Edmonton, AB Bath mat sale bought last week and my 1 year old is terrified | child playing video games with an adult but their controller is unplugged
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Funny Moments of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

You don't need to interact with a kid for long to know that kids are weird and dumb. It makes you wonder how stupid you were as a kid. Hopefully you've learned a few things since then. As they stand, children don't know anything, have very strong opinions, wield a twisted sense of reality and are easy to trick. Here's more moments of kids being bizarre and stupid.

Funny moments and stories of kids being strange and dumb | Yeste rday at 9:32 AM O nurse's 9 year old daughter left this on sidewalk by their house so she could see she returned home hospital. Her daughter mixed up E and O can.not.stop.laughing ORE LTVE | kevinbiegel O @kbiegel RIEGEL'S ANDING My sister take her kid's Nintendo Switch away at night, so kids made fake Switch and tried swipe real one and put fake its place.
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Ridiculous and Sometimes Insightful Things Said by Kids

Livefromsnacktime features the stupid, weird and sometimes insightful things kids say. Kids are basically weird and dumb, which means they often have intriguing and out-of-the-box crap to say. We love the sound of no one talking too, Anonymous 6 year old.

Funny, interesting and silly quotes from kids | been having hard day last two years anonymous, 4 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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Evidence of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

We all know that kids are weird and stupid. We remember being dumb as rocks at that age too, so it's not a surprise. They get things wrong, have really strange obsessions, freak out over nothing, say mean things and make ridiculous mistakes. Children are strange and stupid people who deserve to be made fun of.

Kids being weird, funny and stupid | My son asked combine two animals his biology class ELE PHUCK child drawing crayon art elephant with a duck bill
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Stupid Things People Believed as Kids

It's no myth that children are bizarre and stupid. They believe every lie, have a horrible sense of logic, and a lot of them can't read. So it makes sense that many of us remember the incredibly dumb things we believed as children. Some of them even make some sense before you remember how stupid you were.

Funny and stupid things people believed when they were children | Diesell23 some reason thought every car made had do crash test. Probably because my dad once told our car had very good rating crash test amazed by fact all cars were repaired so well before being sold.
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Thread Explains Why Kids Should be Taught to Respect Pets

If it didn't seem obvious before why kids need to be taught not to screw around with animals, this thread goes into a lot of detail as to why nobody wins when a kid angers a pet. A dog can't exactly say "quit poking me in the eye" without seeing a bit threatening. For some lighter stuff, here are professional dogs who take their work seriously as well as sleeping dogs in silly positions.

Tumblr thread explains why parents need to teach their kids to respect pets | ANAEINT Dún Laoghaire K9, LLC June 13, 2016 Instagram O HAIRE R Prime example NOT allow. Eventually will come head and dog will have enough. This child will be injured and this dog will be labeled aggressive and rehomed or likely euthanized. Stop allowing children mistreat dogs s not cute s not funny s not playful s dangerous and stupid dog and child pay consequences parents lack common sense.
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Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid

If you had like a coworker who was a child, you'd never get anything done. We know that from our own experiences as children that kids are weird and dumb. Sure, they're still learning that life makes no damn sense, but that doesn't detract from the fact that kids are strange and stupid.

Stories and pictures of kids being strange and dumb | STAND UP BELIEVE i heart TRAINS child holding up a sign at a protest rally. Airdrie warns public brazen coyote after 6-year-old attacked at light festival Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into werewolf, mom says Sarah Rieger CBC News Posted: Dec 18, 2018 5:45 PM MT Last Updated: 3 hours ago
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Moments That Are Good Reasons To Not Have Kids

They get into your stuff, ruin your things and draw on the dog. Sometimes kids are weird and dumb in a funny way, but other times they're dumb in a destructive and frustrating way. From the huge messes to the irrational meltdowns, it's better for some people to not have to deal with parenting.

Children being frustrating and messy | pic of a baby smearing the contents of a discarded chocolate syrup bottle all over a white couch and their own face, two dogs are watching from behind. pic of a toddler sitting inside an aquarium and putting a tube from the water filtering system in their mouth.
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Funny and Insightful Things Said by Kids

@livefromsnacktime collects the funny and strange things adults overhear kids say. Kids can be stupid and weird but every once in a while they fall backwards into some insightful and accidentally funny comments. When kids aren't having hilariously irrational meltdowns, they're commenting on life goals and pancakes.

Funny and smart things said by children | thought needed hug but really need pancakes anonymous, 7 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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Proof that Children are Strange and Stupid

Kids are weird, dumb and easily tricked. All we can say is that we were this stupid once too, but that doesn't make kids not stupid. They make irrational demands, have unrealistic dreams, and believe just about anything. There's a lot of evidence out there that goes to show how kids are stupid and weird.

Stories and moments of children being strange idiots | yahoo answers Undecided Question Dumbest rumor heard about yourself? asked by neleigh Vote Best Answer Answerer 1 middle school people were saying home schooled. Even though went school.
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Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas

Kids are weird and dumb. Sometimes they get really specific thoughts stuck in their head and given the choice to ask for anything they could ever want, will choose to ask for something like a box of kleenex or a really old pug. Here are some strange experiences for the holiday season.

Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas | After waiting two hours line my daughter asked Santa hot dog.
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Doctors/Nurses Share Times A Child Wasn't The Father's

Someone on AskReddit asked for doctors and nurses to share their experiences with encountering couples that realized the kid was not the father's. Talk about a full-fledged nightmare situation. There's not really any coming back from that. The sobering moment of realization has got to be the living definition of soul-crushing. Can't even imagine. 

AskReddit users share their experiences with seeing couples that realized the kid wasn't the father's | elephantidr 8h My brothers best friend didn't resemble his father while growing up, so he became more and more suspicious father eventually did DNA test my brothers friend 11 or 12) and found out 's not his parents split up with older daughter (16) going with father because she resembled him so he sure about her.
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When People Realized Their Kid Was Dumb

We can't totally blame kids for being weird and dumb, but we can at least laugh at the stupid things they do, as well as the dumb things we did when we were kids. Strange and interesting things will come from the mind of a child who doesn't exactly know how the world works. They're constantly proving that they're stupid and weird.

Stories of kids doing funny and stupid things | ellemenopeaqu My daughter insists wearing jacket will make her cold because she only wears she is cold.
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Kids' Recipes We Don't See Ourselves Trying Out

Kids may be weird and dumb, but we can't really fault them for it. These ones are just doing their best to try and provide an accurate and reliable recipes. Will we try them out ourselves? Oh man, definitely not. We'll just have to take it with a grain of salt, and that's it.

Funny recipes made by children | tweet by JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made cook book, and all kids had come up with all recipese so much better than could've imagined. SepastianS Pancakes Serving: 3 Ser Pre Coc Cos WA Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost 70 Ingl Flou Bee Bak But But Ingredients: Salt and 's Where buy: Walmart Instructions: Wh get thingy house and put hot thingy. Turn on hot thingy and burns so Inst have be careful make like, something anu Yo po put and
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