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There's nothing quite like being caught in the middle of doing something that you know isn't right, but you just can't help yourself anyways. This daughter certainly had the shock of her life. 

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Parenting Memes for Those Who Feel the Pain

Parenting is a challenge. If you don't have a kid yourself, parents will be very willing to tell you that it's a full time job making sure they stay safe, get fed, get enough sleep and learn something every once in a while. Of course parenting is full of ungraceful moments. That's why there are parenting memes for all the exhausted adults.

funny memes about parenting | Please hold my hand and walk next Kid: two ice skaters performing one is spinning while holding the hand of the other who is almost in a horizontal position
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Funniest Ways That Kids Have Insulted Adults

There's no getting around the fact that children are just plain old strange. They're these miniature human beings that have an uncanny knack for spewing out wildly unexpected sentiments at a moment's notice. Naturally, some kids are more devious than others. Maybe you were one of those kids yourself. Hard pressed to follow the rules that the rest of society put in place, and told you to abide by. Maybe you were just channeling that oppositional energy from a young age, and it ended up getting you in a whole lot of trouble. If that's the case, you probably had your work cut out for you as you navigated the ins and outs of school. Oh, school. A time ripe for learning about the consequences of not following the rules. Maybe that rule breaking behavior ended up manifesting in you dishing out all kinds of creative and ridiculous insults to those around you.

This particular AskReddit thread honors the most outlandish and humorous insults that kids ended up coming up with. If you're an adult on the receiving end of one of these insults, hopefully you didn't take the insult seriously for a second, and instead appreciated that kid's ability to churn out some banter that you'd never heard before. Banter can certainly be fun if we allow ourselves to drop our guards, and just play along with it. Of course there are lines that shouldn't be crossed, and that can end up being the time that kids are better educated on what they really shouldn't be saying to other members of society.

You don't want to end up growing up to be one of those adults with a nasty head on their shoulders, a misplaced moral compass, and a daunting inability to treat those around you with a sliver of respect. As with all matters of life, there's a strange balance to these things. We love a good roast or creative insult here. Especially when you get the ruthless silver tongued wordsmiths in the comments section that are ready to stir up all kinds of trouble. The YouTube comments section is really its own kind of comedy goldmine. You've got to love the internet for what it provides there. It can be this playground of sorts where everyone goes to work at trying out their most absurd insults. You just don't want to take things too far. Sometimes, you can get lost in the fun of a back and forth with another online user and end up saying something that you ultimately come to regret. But anyways, all ramblings about the wild realm of online banter aside, these kids certainly brought their A game for when it came to surprising folks around them with unexpected words of sheer ruthlessness. If anything, we'd have loved to been able to read more about the fallout from some of the more piercing insults. It really just boils down to whoever ends up receiving that insult. It'd sure be nice if everyone in the world had a great sense of humor, but thus is not always the case.

A collection of the funniest and most creative insults that kids have come up with. | recently working with kid and another teacher, and kid turned other teacher and said about she probably listens all by myself at night
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Woman's Tired Of Neighbor's Screaming Children, Wants To Blast Music

This woman moved into a new home and after meeting her new neighbor and determining that there'd be some loud kids stirring up all kinds of noise, she let the mom know that she'd probably just proactively try to drown out that noise with some sweet tunes. Apparently, the mom didn't take too kindly too this. It could be viewed as a potentially tough call on whether or not the music blaster's in the wrong. On the one hand, nobody wants to hear a relentless onslaught of kids being crazy loud, but the music might also only make the situation that much worse. You be the judge though, who's in the wrong here? 

Woman's tired of neighbor's screaming children, wants to blast music. | ?1231B2 AITA telling my neighbour will just blast music over her kids yelling Not hole f26) moved into new house purchased. My new neighbour two days later came over say hello and asked if had kids said no and she pretty much said (not word word oh hope don't mind all noise mine make, they can get very loud She has 3 kids, which guessing are all under 6 and l've already heard them haven't finished unpacking yet but where use
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Toddler Invents Their Own Swear Word, Swears At Parent For Weeks

While kids have garnered plenty of a reputation for being flat out silly and dumb, they can also get devilishly inventive when faced with the possibility of getting in trouble for a continued pattern of unacceptable behavior. This toddler decided to dip into their word bank and pull out a new word for the explicit purpose of being able to cuss at their parent without having to actually "swear." 

Toddler invents their own swear word, and then swears at their parent for weeks. | TheOphans TIFU by learning my toddler made up their own way swearing at and has been telling f off while. M So build up this fuck up work out at home and have done since my child born like work out music and there is one particular song some reason really helps get mood squat s song l'd played some time without question until 4 months ago because has few swear words
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Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid

If you had like a coworker who was a child, you'd never get anything done. We know that from our own experiences as children that kids are weird and dumb. Sure, they're still learning that life makes no damn sense, but that doesn't detract from the fact that kids are strange and stupid.

Stories and pictures of kids being strange and dumb | STAND UP BELIEVE i heart TRAINS child holding up a sign at a protest rally. Airdrie warns public brazen coyote after 6-year-old attacked at light festival Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into werewolf, mom says Sarah Rieger CBC News Posted: Dec 18, 2018 5:45 PM MT Last Updated: 3 hours ago
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Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas

Kids are weird and dumb. Sometimes they get really specific thoughts stuck in their head and given the choice to ask for anything they could ever want, will choose to ask for something like a box of kleenex or a really old pug. Here are some strange experiences for the holiday season.

Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas | After waiting two hours line my daughter asked Santa hot dog.
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Kids' Recipes We Don't See Ourselves Trying Out

Kids may be weird and dumb, but we can't really fault them for it. These ones are just doing their best to try and provide an accurate and reliable recipes. Will we try them out ourselves? Oh man, definitely not. We'll just have to take it with a grain of salt, and that's it.

Funny recipes made by children | tweet by JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made cook book, and all kids had come up with all recipese so much better than could've imagined. SepastianS Pancakes Serving: 3 Ser Pre Coc Cos WA Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost 70 Ingl Flou Bee Bak But But Ingredients: Salt and 's Where buy: Walmart Instructions: Wh get thingy house and put hot thingy. Turn on hot thingy and burns so Inst have be careful make like, something anu Yo po put and
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Most of us probably couldn't think of a more trustworthy mailman than Mr. McFeely of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, but this particular visit left a group of kids screaming in fear over the entrance of another character, Purple Panda. Man, they absolutely could not handle it. There's nothing quite like watching a room of children absolutely lose it over a dude in a panda suit.

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Moments that Confirm That Kids Are Weird and Dumb

It's not a question that kids are weird and dumb. They'll take multiple bites of fake fruit, lie about objective facts, and cover themselves in house paint for no reason. Everyone knows a few moments that prove the weird dumbness of children, especially when it comes to the stupid things they remember themselves doing. 

funny pictures and stories of kids being stupid and strange | Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey 6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes s not same kid, honey. Audrey long pause Maybe | pineapplefiendwillriseagain: This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as smoke detector Halloween None us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors 's all he's asked way presents these past
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This girl's name is Alma Deutscher, and apparently nowadays she's 15-years-old, and has already released two operas, as well as numerous other compositions. Some kids are just born into this world with an unfathomable amount of talent. 

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Pettiest Things Adults Did To Kids

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the pettiest things that adults did to kids. You better not get any dang ideas. And if you do just remember that there will be a spiteful little cretin full of devilish persuasion ready to act on your antics. 

A collection of stories from people that did petty things to kids | DingDongDutchie 3h My swimming teacher removed my inflatable armbands while swimming deep part pool because not paying enough attention out excitement. Reply
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Prime Examples That Kids Are Dumb and Weird

Sure, children aren't exactly full-on people with cognitive skills or hand-eye coordination, but that shouldn't give them an excuse for being some of the stupidest and weirdest people ever. Kids are dumb and weird. Everyone knows it, and everyone remembers it. Whether it was when we tried to hid behind sheer curtains or try to make a point, we were just proving that kids are strange and dumb.

Kids being strange and stupid | Chris Wilson @cwilso My My daughters built slug hospital and found 30 patients" who are now escaping and nothing parenting books prepared this. | He wants get on bus bus on TV snapchat of a baby crying
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Moments That Show How Dumb and Strange Kids Are

It's no question that kids are stupid and weird. They're horrible liars, they don't know how to read, they lack basic coordination skills and a lot of them look like they've never worked a day in their life. From sharpie-ing the dog to attempting to eat wax fruit, there's more than enough proof that kids are stupid and weird.

Funny moments of kids being stupid and weird | My kids were always complaining about getting heel bread loaf, so started flipping over and putting end side down so they wouldn't know. | Blind Myself With Lamp No Reason
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Proof that Kids are Dumb as Rocks

Did anyone need any more proof that kids are stupid and weird? Probably not. We remember all the times we tried to hide behind a window or cried because we ate all of our french fries. Most of us grow out of it, but we also leave behind too many moments that prove kids are dumb and weird.

Stupid and weird things kids did | My 7 year old son's brilliant way never lose only key he has this lock
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A Few Compelling Reasons to Not Have Kids

If you're the kind of person who likes sleeping and not cleaning chocolate sauce out of your couch, it's good to think really hard about the decision to have kids. Kids are stupid and weird and disaster tends to follow them, so let these be a reminder. We remember being weird and dumb kids, and we're not sure if we'd want to deal with us.

Big messes kids made | child sitting on the floor with colored pens drawing on a white dog | young kid smearing chocolate syrup on a cushion of a white couch while two dogs watch from behind
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