children

4 year olds are brimming with creativity, wonder, and the ability to lie through their little teeth for personal gain.

Say what you will, but we will never not find it hilarious when a sign for anything ART related gets sullied by a well-placed F. Here's some top quality accidental filth.

Kids just believe the darnedest things. 

Probably the most wholesome cookbook you've ever seen. The kids who wrote it are a mystery, but that doesn't mean we can't recreate the recipes to honor these young culinary masterminds. Some recipes seem harder than others. How much flour is 18 minutes of flour?

Kids may have their own agenda of eating candy for dinner and crying a lot, but that doesn't mean their parents can't come back with some cleverly manipulative firepower. Holy crap kids are dumb. 

You want your kids to be smart, but you don't want them to be so smart that they realize you're full of shit.

Make sure to listen to the right people. Seriously, what kind of Mother-in-law hearsay superstitious bullshit is this?

Some of these methods are a mere inconvenience while others are life-shattering. This is spitefulness at its worst.