chef

Wait for it... Or just skip towards the end. Whatever, we won't tell anyone if you did.

To cook an egg like this you will need some tape, zip ties, unstable construction, iron, frying pan and an egg of course!

Looks like someone could use some relationship therapy!

The owner clearly doesn't want people to eat at his restaurant.

~OLJ

You'll be doing a lot more than kissing the cook by the time he's through with you.