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This rich prick in a fancy Armani suit pitched a real ridiculous fit about having to pay a 25-cent library fine. So, the employee decided to take his petty revenge by stepping out for some fresh air, right when the prick was leaving the premises, and ended up ratting him out to a parking lot cop who was busy writing people tickets. Karma/petty revenge will get ya, man! 

This choosing beggar expected a nice 50% off birthday discount. She was hoping to get the $20 purse half off, and the artist had other plans. Specifically, they clapped back with adding the discount back on, so that the item was at its original price. And you know why? Cause it was "their birthday" too! A job well done, if we do say so ourselves. 

Hey "hun" it doesn't sound like that money's going toward groceries for your kids--at all. This choosing beggar is a walking red flag. They go on about how badly they need money to buy themselves "woman products" and food for their kids, and then proceed to turn down the very generous offer of free groceries, cause they "want to do it themselves." Sounds like they don't want anyone around when they likely go to give that money to a dealer. 

This choosing beggar refused to bring reason and rationality into the equation from the get go. Clearly they were hoping for something of a more "free handout" nature, and seemingly rolled their eyes at their friend's very agreeable discount offering. 

The world seems like it's never going to run out of choosing beggars who just want everyone to give them everything for free. It's impossible to negotiate with a stubborn fool who has adopted the mindset that they are NOT going to meet you in the middle, on a price negotiation. The worst thing about someone who wants (or expects) something for free, is that it's the best thing to them, and the worst thing to the person that's being asked to fork over their service/product for free. These choosing beggars just need to give it a rest!

We'd all love to dress up as our favorite cartoon characters and superheroes, but few of us have the time and budget to do a good job. Thanks to Lowcost_cosplay we have an answer to the question "how can I dress up like my favorite Disney character, Ursula the Sea Witch, when all I can afford is a banana?"

This reviewer had the nerve to call a suitable response to their insulting offer "unprofessional" and inadvertently went in for round two. The world is full of frustrating cheapskates, but when someone leaves a ridiculous review like this they leave themselves open for an utter takedown of their entire character.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those sketchy and cheap buys that ended up being great purchases for them. Sometimes you have to take the leap of faith, look past the shady Craigslist seller, and you end up with something as precious as an adorable kitty for $20. 

These choosing beggars simply refuse to bring rationality into a negotiation. It's as if they enter the situation so blinded by their own desires and ignorance that any sort of peaceful, respectful outcome was doomed from the start. It sure would be delightful if the world tossed free stuff our way often, but that's just not the way it goes. 

If you're looking for more juicy choosing beggars content we recommend you check out these choosing beggars that wish the world was their ATM.

Dad took a calm and calculated revenge on a cheap contractor who was trying to pull one over on him and other clients. He pulled off his revenge by putting liens down on different lots that the contractor had expressed interest in. From there the contractor was stonewalled from being able to pick up any more work on the lots, so he sued the dad and his family. Therein lies his biggest mistake. He should've just paid for the repairs that the dad asked him to pay, but instead he ended up losing $50K in court. 

The world is full of choosing beggars who routinely push the limits of decency to save a few extra bucks. Sometimes it's your cousin's ex-girlfriend who still uses your Netflix account and demands that you pay for it. Sometime's it's a random dude on facebook marketplace who wants your iPhone for free. Cheapskates come from all walks of life, and they're constantly making life more annoying for everyone around them.

It's not uncommon in cases of choosing beggars to send an entitled buyer to pick something up, but in reality send them on en endless wild goose chase. This kind of trolling is typically reserved for the more abusive, entitled, and unobservant people who try to waste other people's time with tactless low-balling.

Someone on AskReddit asked women to share the times they went to buy a car/item from a sexist. There's just no excuse for these levels of ignorance. 

Who in their right mind would think it's appropriate to ask someone fly to a different country to do multiple shows for free, and try to pass it off under some "love of the game" BS? Like, you can be passionate about music, but that would be just plain stupid. We've seen a ton of choosing beggars, but what never fails to bewilder is when they straight up get mad when people don't want to be taken advantage of.

These choosing beggars are in a league of their own. Some people wake up every day, enter the world, and expect the red carpet to be rolled out for them as they're bombarded with free handouts from everyone. Not only that, but these same entitled goons will enter into negotiations with sellers, artists, etc. while they've no intention on forking over as much as a dime. Unreal. 

Some choosing beggars boldly walk through the world and actually expect free handouts from everyone around them. Like they don't keep an optimistic hope up that something good might come their way. No, they actually expect it! That right there is what separates the choosing beggars from the rest of the world. 

We'll never grow tired of reading up on the latest strictly irrational conversations between surprised sellers and volatile choosing beggars with hot tempers.