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The best way to deal with those lowballing choosy beggars is to waste their time as much as you can, before they realize what's going on. That, that right there is priceless. So. Behold, all that in action right here. Good job to the seller for putting his whole heart into his trolling, if it's the only way we can get back at choosing beggars, I support it wholeheartedly. Troll away my generous friends. 

This kind of blind and cheap entitlement is a bane on society. 

When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude. 

You never know who's been using your Netflix account. In this case, a friend of an Ex from years ago thought they were justified enough to step in and reveal that they'd been using the account. The entitlement is palpable.

These people need to seriously rework their gift-giving approach. You have to try hard to be THIS BAD at gifts. 

You can't put a price on this level of delusion. These choosing beggars are giving a bad name to humans and if I came across one IRL I wouldn't go near them with a 10 foot pole. Honestly. Who do these people think they are? 

Giving your friends wedding gifts and selling your used cars shouldn't be this hard. You can thank the cheapskates, liars and morons of the world for that hurdle.

Just absolutely heartless!

This is behavior is ridiculous. The winning strategy is to order something more reasonable, like pasta, and then go to the bathroom when you see the check coming. This is some real shoddy and overambitious planning. Who orders lobster?

This guy's a genius. 

Mere exposure does NOT cover the cost of living and hustling as an artist! This restaurant was in dire need of the wakeup call. 

The Christmas Spirit is anything but strong with this one. 

Everyone wants something and nobody wants to pay for it. The selfishness runs deep with these malicious buttholes. Some of these are funny because of how ridiculous they are. Others just make you mad to know that people like this exist.

It's not even the free-ness that makes this infuriating. There is certainly a lot to unpack here. From the incredible entitlement to the rampant pushiness, this mom is a lot to handle.

Just in case you're trying to life hack your way into looking like that rich asshole, as cheap as possible. 

Did he think the guy was just going to 3D print his son's costume free of charge? The delusions are strong with this one. We just hope his business isn't ruined forever.