In this wonderfully irrational display of a choosing beggar ultimately coming to terms with the fact that people don't enjoy getting bossed around, amidst negotiation. Bring a spicy, unreasonable, and arguably emotionally abusive stance into a talk about buying something; good luck, my dude. Sounds like the jerk in this scenario, ultimately gets what's coming to him, and that is nothing.
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When the choosing beggar meets your sanely delayed text responses with a blatant and blind disregard for all the sh*t you have going on in your life....let them eat CAKE. This is pure and sweet-tasting justice. Warms the heart really.
The best way to deal with those lowballing choosy beggars is to waste their time as much as you can, before they realize what's going on. That, that right there is priceless. So. Behold, all that in action.
When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude.
You never know who's been using your Netflix account. In this case, a friend of an Ex from years ago thought they were justified enough to step in and reveal that they'd been using the account. The entitlement is palpable.
This is what happens when a wannabe so-called "Influencer" with 10k followers thinks they can swing their weight around and bully a person into doing a job for less than minimum wage. Honestly, who thinks they can waste other people's time with this kind of BS? By the way, if you want to waste more time looking at more of this kind of BS, here's way more laughably entitled cheapskates.
This is behavior is ridiculous. The winning strategy is to order something more reasonable, like pasta, and then go to the bathroom when you see the check coming. This is some real shoddy and overambitious planning. Who orders lobster?
Everyone wants something and nobody wants to pay for it. The selfishness runs deep with these malicious buttholes. Some of these are funny because of how ridiculous they are. Others just make you mad to know that people like this exist.
