The internet is a strange and beautiful place. This might not make any sense at all, and I really can't figure out the bananas element in this; but hey, at least it all worked out!
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After an exchange like this, we're not sure if this guy is gonna get that washing machine, tv, and bathroom he wanted. Who ever thinks this is a good way to get what you want? For more behavior like this, here are some frustrating cheapskates who tried and failed to take advantage of people.
Of the many things to skimp on in life, tattoos are not on that list. Make sure you have a good vision in mind, mull it over, and find a professional artist. But that's just a suggestion. If you really really want a tattoo of Richard Nixon in fishnets and your friend's cousin's step-dad says he can totally do it in his garage for 50 bucks, we'd sure like to see how it turns out.
I guess if packing peanuts are a thing, then packing popcorn isn't too far off. Modern problems require modern solutions, and these folks improvised like the best of em. Some better than others. It's gonna be harder to dunk when those trees keep growing...
Yeah, it almost feels like a crime how cheap some of this stuff is. Actually, some of it is! That said, a few bucks for a pineapple that started growing in 2017? Holy crap! If only someday we could add something like healthcare or housing to this list then that'd be cool too, but for now, we got these.
We're not exactly sure what compels people to think they can get away with demanding stuff for way below asking price, then turning around and being super verbally abusive. But there sure are a whole lot of people out there who think that's totally cool and normal.
This is what happens when you try to buy something for $0. And the choosy beggar didn't even bother offering up something valuable in this day and age like exposure! I mean, come on. But that being said, queue up the trolling that was executed to sweet perfection.
In this wonderfully irrational display of a choosing beggar ultimately coming to terms with the fact that people don't enjoy getting bossed around, amidst negotiation. Bring a spicy, unreasonable, and arguably emotionally abusive stance into a talk about buying something; good luck, my dude. Sounds like the jerk in this scenario, ultimately gets what's coming to him, and that is nothing.
When the choosing beggar meets your sanely delayed text responses with a blatant and blind disregard for all the sh*t you have going on in your life....let them eat CAKE. This is pure and sweet-tasting justice. Warms the heart really.
The best way to deal with those lowballing choosy beggars is to waste their time as much as you can, before they realize what's going on. That, that right there is priceless. So. Behold, all that in action.
When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude.
You never know who's been using your Netflix account. In this case, a friend of an Ex from years ago thought they were justified enough to step in and reveal that they'd been using the account. The entitlement is palpable.
This is what happens when a wannabe so-called "Influencer" with 10k followers thinks they can swing their weight around and bully a person into doing a job for less than minimum wage. Honestly, who thinks they can waste other people's time with this kind of BS? By the way, if you want to waste more time looking at more of this kind of BS, here's way more laughably entitled cheapskates.
