You messed with the wrong lunch

Who's next to walk the plank?

A not-so-gentle approach to mitigate a lack of parenting

A transplant from the sales floor thought that he could out-IT the tech team.

Startups... amirite?

Become unSUITable

A dress code? At work? Y'all are lucky I'm even here.

New management seemed to think that they knew how to do his job better than he did

Many people recommend that when you take a day off work, you should also take a day off your phone. Not because it is better for your mental health, but because that way, no one from work can actually reach you and start asking you for favors. This might sound extreme, but if I have a quiet Friday night at home, I usually completely turn off my phone and sometimes I don't turn it back on until midday on Saturday. Not only do I enjoy being completely present with my friends and family, but I als…

And we all heave a collective sigh

There's no better day than payday!

Like a boss

B-B-B-B-But you could work 60 hour weeks and be our regional distract manager of financial operations

The first day of starting a new job is not at all as exciting as one imagines it to be. You always expect it to be a great new adventure and that people will welcome you with open arms, but that is often not the case. There are so many logistics when it comes to adding a new employee to a company, that the first day is usually just a chaotic bureaucratic mess, and you might go home at the end of the day and question whether or not you made a mistake. The important thing to remember is that ever…

This CEO is about as foolish as you can get. You don't have to tell that to his employees, like u/Chairfighter, who have to put up with his shenanigans no matter what the cost. They just have to roll their eyes and do what the higher-ups say. After that, read about the funniest sleepwalking or sleeptalking incidents people have ever witnessed, such as: “One kid shouted 'I SEE THE LIGHT!' and then sleepwalked into a wall .”

Don't mess with this “frazzled momma!” Moms get things done, as this car dealership was about to find out firsthand.