If these celebrities ever had sex tapes leak we'd just be like, "No thanks.".
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Sometimes you could almost swear that some people you meet in everyday life could be distant relatives or advanced versions of your friends. This list expands on that concept. We'd almost swear that some of them are actually evolved versions of each other.
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Chris Pratt is everything right about self-aware, comedically-inclined celebrities that use social media as an outlet to show everyone else that they're actually not that far off from being similar to us.
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In a spectacular showing of prank-ish trolling, a German awards show was temporarily paralyzed when a Ryan Gosling lookalike managed to breach security, and accept the actual Gosling's award. If only he'd been more prepared for his speech.
Outside that, the audience literally doesn't know what to do with themselves, and Colin Farrel is wearing the pained, lifeless expression of someone who ended up on a Tinder date that looks nothing like their photos. 
Yes, I'm well aware. We're dealing with a whole lotta weirdness let loose to run around. Where to start and where to end? We've got the ex-Disney Channel Star Ms. Bella Thorne element of this which is uncomfortable enough already, and then you factor in her need to not only tweet a dick pic, but claim it's not her ex-boyfriend's? Yo, this shitness screams seven kinds of emotionally trainrekt.
The Rob-meister.
Yesterday, everyone was talking about ¡Rob! Not the failed TV show, Rob Schneider, the man know for inhabiting very stupid movies, like Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, The Animal, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, The Hot Chick, and other stupid things.
Yesterday, following John Lewis describing our billionaire, reality-TV gameshow host president elect as “illegitimate," Schneider snapped back with this ill-advised tweet:
Rep. Lewis. You are a great person. But Dr. King didn't give in to his anger or his hurt. That is how he accomplished & won Civil Rights.
— Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) January 16, 2017
Needless to say, Twitter wasn’t crazy about Rob Schneider, a comedian who spends most of his time in Adam Sandler vacation movies, lecturing a Civil Rights-hero on Civil Rights. So they let him know.
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Since the announcement of a new Mummy movie sans Brendan Fraser, fans of the former Encino Man have been making moves to save the 48-year-old actor’s career. Fraser, who has largely been unseen since his role in the (somehow) Oscar-winner Crash, has kept a low profile these last few years. But in the weeks since the Mummy trailer’s release, intense fan interest has emerged.
Over 34,000 signatures now grace a change.org petition to “Bring Brendan Fraser back into film/television.” Following his 2007, the petition reads, Fraser is required by law to pay $900,000 annually in alimony. The petition pleads with he networks to help get Fraser “back on his feet again” because “we miss him.”
Other efforts to rescue a man that has rescued us from a dull time at the movies many times over have included the #SaveBrendanFraser hashtag on Twitter and, as The New York Post points out, “successfully campaigned to get his ranking on IMDb among the top 500 actors.”
As for the new Mummy, Fraser has given Cruise his blessing saying, “Tom’s going to be great in it. He has incredible worldwide appeal.”
We miss you, Brendan. Good luck.
