This one's a critical hit to the childhood.
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Via Salt
Deep down I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we're all just witnessing some absurdly aggressive guerilla marketing on the part of M&M's. Police that responded to the scene are already estimated the total damage caused being around $700. That's a whole lot of candy bro bro. Hope blowing off all that steam and ripping through the store like a steroid-drunk maelstrom of rage was worth it.
Via Erwin Trummer
There's an inescapable fascination many of us share when it comes to things being hydraulic-pressed, melted, whatever; and if you happened to find yourself in a mind-altered kind of mindframe, well shitness, happy tripping friend.
Pink Starburst are the undisputed king of Starburst. It's the blue Blowpop of the Starburst world.
But after years of making us wade through the muck and mire of red and yellow Starburst, Mars candy is finally giving us what we want: An all pink bag of Starburst. I guess we can consider the world's problems solved.
People on Twitter are going crazy for this, and who could blame them, pink Starburst are the shit. And not that pink shit, like the Pink Peeps Oreos caused.
Does the five-second rule apply to tasting the rainbow?
Hard to say, but the Dodge County Sheriff’s Office are trying to find out, and being really funny about it. They are investigating a glowing red road, which, upon closer inspection, turned out to be covered in skittles. Was this a prank by one of those sprites that leave candy-related whimsy around the midwest?
No, as it turns out, someone was transporting a crap-load of loose skittles to be fed to cows. Apparently, it’s an old practice to fill cow-feed with candy to keep prices low. Lucky cows. Getting to eat candy for dinner before slaughter and consumption. I wish I could eat candy for dinner!
